A counting game not to different from Good vs Evil,the middle is 500. +1 for Order. -1 for Chaos
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But, since Bernie was Zig's only friend and light of hope in this horrible world, Zig decides to commit suicide. Sharko tries to stop him, but not of ulterior motives: it is because he doesn't want to waste a punching bag.
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?449
It is to be expected from a scapegoat predator who wasted his life chasing some prey animal.
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?448
Of course, with Sharko, the most hated person in Zig's life, trying to stop him from committing suicide, Zig is even more adamant to kill himself and reunite with Bernie in death. However, being a Butt-Monkey, it is actually really hard for him to kill himself.
edited 25th May '16 2:15:25 PM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?446
Being a Butt-Monkey in general is horrible. Expect the universe to go against everything you do and accidentally meeting with a successful, lucky yet extremely arrogant and generally unlikable small creature you are going to spend your pitiful life chasing. You will be in constant pain, yet your cuts will recover every second.
edited 25th May '16 2:20:55 PM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?446
Of course not. It's obviously Zig & Sharko.
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?

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Let's go!note
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?