A counting game not to different from Good vs Evil,the middle is 500. +1 for Order. -1 for Chaos
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"We had two bags of salt, 75 sleep pills, five packets of saucy hot Spanish ketchup, a saltshaker half-full of pepper, a whole galaxy of multi-colored soys, hoisins, sweet beans, curry sauces... Also, two acid guns, a box of fish sticks, a case of sushi, a Playhyena journal, and two dozen wooden sticks. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious mermaid hunt, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the journal. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a horny hyena in heat, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
edited 22nd May '16 10:38:18 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?

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