The rules are simple: Count to 100 without being ninja'd, or otherwise the count restarts.
Let's give it a try.
1.
The number of times a pokemon is called a "faggot" in this video
, plus the hairs remaining on Hulk Hogan's head (circa Jan. 2013), divided by the number of album tracks on Van Halen I, multiplied by the number of Academy Awards won by the smash hit Weekend at Bernie's, plus the number of European Cups/Champions League trophies won by Real Madrid, multiplied by the number of original members in N*SYNC, plus Danny Ocean's original number of criminal accomplices, minus the number of films featuring the Barbarian Brothers that the Synchtube tropers have seen together.
Take my word for it; the math checks out.
edited 23rd Feb '13 11:36:14 AM by SeanMurrayI

XXX III (33)
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)