Jennifer stared at Matt for a few good seconds... before being reminded of what was going on. "Okay, what in the world is happening to you?!" She said to himself, crossing her arms. "Must be that little imp. I'm gonna find him and... you know... hit him. Oh, who am I talking to?!" She slapped herself in the forehead, walking into her apartment's lobby so she could get back home.
edited 8th Jul '13 10:13:11 AM by TheBigBean
Last Week
"Yes. Thank you." Flash said, smiling, before headbutting the man with enough force to break through his suit's helmet- if there was one- and knock him out. "Woah!" He took a step back, pressing the button for the elevator to go back up before stepping out of it with the cellphone in hand. "Right, Keystone City. How's about it, Panther? Want to pay them a visit?... not now, though, because someone-" He glared at Impulse. "- needs to get ready for school tomorrow."
This Week
"Get ready for a mighty punch, fiend!" Kid Flash yelled, standing on top of Nova's shoulders, drawing his hand back... until he transformed back into the adult Flash, the costume having returned back to normal with him... which also meant he was heavier... and was still standing on top of Nova's shoulders. "Oh cr—"
Flash dived forward, attempting to hold onto Lobo's vest with one hand and Nova's shoulders with the other, hoping to use him as backup in case the bike driver decided to throw him off.
There was a loud honk coming towards Lobo, and if he turned around, he'd see an empty red car flying towards him at high speed, followed by the green amazoniam form of She-Hulk running forward to deliver a punch right into Lobo's precious little package- right after he dodged or got hit by the car, of course.
A taxicab stopped next to Robbie, and Suzie stepped out of it.
"Give me the dial, Reed!"
"I dunno, Shoemaker. That Lobo guy is really dangerous-"
"Don't give me that! I let you finish Mr. Whatzisname, it's my turn now!"
"...Fine" the boy said, while handling her the dial. "Just be careful, OK?" he added, sounding genuinely concerned, she noticed.
Still, the girl ran into a nearby alley, where she dialed H-E-R-O and-
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"Hey, Thor, did you still want your... lair decorated?"
"What? No. No, that was... I was evil, then."
"Ah."
"I'm not evil anymore."
"Got it."
"I've had a change of hear-"
"Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but that guy you electroasted-"
"Oooh, nice!"
"Thanks. But yeah, what was his name?"
"Lobo."
"Yeah, Lobo. I'm looking at him, right now."
Last Week
Panther crossed his arms.
"Keystone City is a long ways away, Flash. I'm afraid I'll have to decline. There is a community of disenfranchised and lost people living on the streets of Jump City. I have made a vow to live under their roof and protect them, because few others do. And among those people, there is a young boy who I hope to return to schooling someday," he said, glancing at Impulse.
"Still, I wish you and Impulse the best of luck. If you can excuse me, I need to go now. I've heard rumors of a gang war starting tonight, and I need to make sure everyone's inside tonight. Farewell."
And with nothing else said, Black Panther vanished into the night.
"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"Passing by an electronics shop, Tatsu could see the brawl currently unfolding through a TV. A slight smile, perhaps Luck-less should taste more battle. And the crimson-suited girl went off towards the scene.
The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.With a flash, Suzy was gone. In her place stood an athletic, bronze skinned young man with long yellow pants, no shirt, and short cropped hair. Clipped to his belt was a little golden statue of himself. If he pointed it at one or more objects or substances, and fired a magical beam from it, it would remould into a loyal mindless duplicate of himself. This superhero hadn't given himself a superhero name, instead opting for T. Ramses.
As the Flash grabbed onto him, Lobo quickly shed his vest. "Hey! If I find any grease stains on there, you'll be payin' outta your-"
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"Huh?" Lobo turned at the sound of a car horn, and had barely time to bulge his eyes before getting knocked over. As he adjusted his jaw, he doubled over as his crown jewels were damn near smashed.
"Hey again, little lady," said Lobo in a chipmunk voice, "Wanted to get another feel for the Main Man, huh? Well, I'd love ta return the favour, but I really gotta go." He hobbled onto his bike as fast as possible, and kicked into the air.
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And a Strange Figure Emerges."AHH!" Suzy shrieked. "W-what happened?"
"Suzi! Wha- Oh FINALLY! HA HA HA!" Robbie, who had followed her into the alley, laughed.
"What's-so-funny?" she fumed.
"I warned you that would happen! How does it feel to be a boy huh? Do you like girls now??"
"Ohhh SHUT UP! I've got a villain to catch!" the now-male Suzy Shoemaker said, as he ran out of the alley, just in time to see Lobo take off into the air again.
"Damn!"
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Lobo was yanked off the back of his bike, which continued on its course and flew down the street, before skidding on the side of the road, spinning in the air, and landing on its side.
"MY HOG!" cried Lobo despairingly, as he was tossed around by She-Hulk and bumped into the surroundings. Then, nostrils snorting, he planted his feet on the ground. "All right, green gal. You wanna do this, then lets do this!" He grabbed She-Hulk's arm, and tried to suplex her.
And a Strange Figure Emerges."Aww, no, Thor's here already!" both T.Ramses and Robbie said at the same time.
Then the former pulled the magic statuette off his belt buckle and started using it to 'zap' various objects around him, turning them into duplicates of himself, except made out of unliving matter: brick, dirt, metal, wood etc. Once he had a decent-sized squad, he shouted:
"Go, my minions! Help She-Hulk fight that oaf from beyond the stars!"
"Woah!" Flash said, almost falling to the ground as Lobo got rid of his vest. "Hold on, dude! Don't drop me! Don't drop me, alright?!" He yelled to Nova, waiting until he got to the level of a nearby rooftop. Once he did that, he jumped towards it, clinging onto the edge of the building so he could climb up. "Sorry for that! I wasn't in the right mindset!" He yelled at Nova, frowning.
Lobo was driven back by She-Hulk's hits. He tried to reach for his gun, only to be ambushed by Ramses' golems clambering onto him. He snarled, and tried to punch through each one. He had more luck with the wood and glass than the others.
"This...is what...I get...for...tryin'...to do...MY JOB!"
He grabbed the brick minion by the leg, and battered She-Hulk with it.
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And a Strange Figure Emerges.A short distance away, Robbie and Ramses were watching the battle.
"I tried to warn you, he's too strong for most Earth materials" the blonde teenager said.
"I was testing my powers, OK?" the pseudo-Egyptian spat back.
"Just focus on using soil. It worked pretty well the last time."
"I don't need you to tell me what to do! Now stay away from the danger!" Ramses said (but then started creating more minions out of the ground soil anyway, and sending them after Lobo.)
The brick minion hit She-Hulk, crumbling into pieces while it sent back a few steps. She rushed forward, kicking Lobo's legs as she tried grabbing him by the collar of his shirt. "Listen here, hun." She said, smirking. "I'm sure you're tired of getting your butt kicked by us. So how about you play it nice and get back into your cell before things get really ugly for you?"

"Not sure myself," said Matt, as he chuckled and scratched his head. "Just...I'm just glad we could get together today, Jen. Good luck with your cases and all, and I'll see you Saturday...in a manner of speaking."
Finally, Matt went on his way, bouncing his cane against the side of the road. He kept on down the road, until he was around the corner and out of sight.
...and then Jennifer got She-Hulk's chest for a few seconds.
And a Strange Figure Emerges.