Jennifer sighed as she watched the commotion happening down the street. "Of course this had to happen." She muttered to herself, reaching for her purse. She checked to see if she wearing her outfit, and with a nod, ran into the darkness of an alley.
"How about you go back to the play park, before mama spanks you?"
She-Hulk landed right besides Lobo, her landing creating a small crater. She placed her hands on her hips, glaring down at the bounty hunter, and then, just to drive further her point, she cracked her knuckles, proudly displaying her muscles. "So. Are you ready to play nice?"
The merc's head snapped around. "Aha! We have a challenger!" He turned, and hunched into a battle pose. His dreadlocks stiffened and rose, becoming like porcupine quills. "Think you can put up more of a fight than the kid, mister black suit? Why don't we find out?"
Then with a boom, She-Hulk appeared behind him. "Woah, momma! This day just keeps gettin' better!"
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:04:26 PM by LizardOfAus
And a Strange Figure Emerges."Huh?" Sandy said, as Panther and She-Hulk made their entrances. *Oh great, NOW the superheroes show up!* "Uh, thanks, folks, but I can handle this" she said aloud. "No, really, I AM a superhero, for real!"
To prove her point, Scorpion used her superhuman strength and reflexes to do an impossible high backflip.
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:11:22 PM by Sijo
She-Hulk groaned, rolling her eyes. "Right, another one of these. Let's just get this over with, okay?" She said, attempting to push Lobo away from her. "You, get out of this place. Whoever you're searching for, you're not going to get. So leave before things get ugly, alright?
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:12:18 PM by TheBigBean
Panther shook his head in response to the scorpion-themed heroine.
"If think you can take him alone, you're mistaken."
Black Panther looked to Lobo and She-Hulk.
"I'd take the green-skinned woman seriously if I were you. If you think you can take the three of us at once... You're severely mistaken."
"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"She-Hulk then had an idea. She looked over Lobo at the other two heroes, mouthing the phrase "leave this to me". When she looked back at Lobo, her entire expression had changed. "Ooh..." She said, giggling, placing her hands on Lobo's chest. "I like the way you talk, big boy."
She got closer and closer, ready to give him a kiss, until she eventually got to his belt, at which point she attempted to raise Lobo over his head to throw him against a nearby building.
Tracking the smell Dardevi arrived just in time to see a large woman pick up a man, who the horrible smell was eminating from, and throw him against a wall. Not recognizing any of the participants he swung down but decided to wait until he could tell who the good and bad guys were.
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:29:10 PM by tricksterson
Trump delenda estLogan was pretty happy. Star enjoyed the first day at the college and the only weird thing that occurred was utterly humiliating one of the science teachers. By the time they were heading back home he had already applied her there as a student and had spoken with the principal about setting up a self-defense class for him to teach.
It was at this point Wolverine smelled something incredibly horrid. It was the smell of a burning roach colony that was being covered up by moldy tobacco.......and it was coming closer -
*WHAM!!*
Logan brought the bike to a screeching halt when suddenly some massive musclebound gorilla of a zombie biker came out of nearly no where and slammed right in front of them into a wall. "Last call?! Already?!" the biker burbled as he slid down the floor.
The mutant looked over to see the group of nearby superheroes. "HEY!! Watch where you're throwing next time!" he yelled, neither knowing or caring who actually chucked the space faring bounty hunter.
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:59:44 PM by UdtheImp
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!"AHH!!!" Kori Anders looked at the zombie biker with shock on her face, actually showing some recognition of his reputation. "What's he doing here?!"
Starfire glanced over at the others who were likely confused about him. Starfire felt like she had to fill them in on him.
"He is last of the alien race known as the Czarians," She began to explain. "He made himself last of the Czarians for his high school science experiment and then gave himself an A for it."
"Czaria had been a virtual paradise full of pacifist, nigh-immortal beings, until he came along," Starfire continued, pointing to the zombie biker. "The nurse who delivered him is said to have been driven insane by his birth and gave him his name which translates in English as 'one who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it!'"
"He is the intergalactic bounty hunter known only as..." Starfire finished. "Lobo."
edited 2nd Apr '13 4:10:44 PM by GameGuruGG
Wizard Needs Food BadlyThen the street beneath Lobo's feet exploded into crocodile. The King Of All Crocodiles crashed out, roaring in pain, flipping head over tail and landing on her back, right on top of the space bounty hunter.
Slowly, like the god he was once worshiped as, Thor emerged from the rubble and the smoke, broken sewage pipes spewing and scattered asphalt all around him. He was bleeding from a bite mark bigger than himself, two lines of holes across his torso, one through his chest and the other his belly. His right arm was twisted back, his hammer hung limp in his left hand.
His face bore such an expression of contentment and fulfillment, a quiet and subtle smile on his face
Janet could have sworn she just blinked for a second and then suddenly there were half a dozen super heroes standing about. She watched as the large green woman actually lifted the bounty hunter over her head and threw him, unable to resist the urge to cheer on the green woman. Thats when she saw Logan and the girl he was looking for just drive up. She waved to the two of them before storming on over.
"Well I think the heroes have this covered, don't you? Come on lets go." She said, trying to usher Starfire away from the bounty hunter. She recognized the two of them from their meeting at the Stark building, and hopefully they did too.
Lobo's ballerina comment really made Robbie want to sock him, but the green girl did it first, and quite powerfully to boot! Now he was hoping the biker hadn't gotten killed by the impact. Still, he stood ready to act if necessary, though the patronizing he was getting from the heroes was annoying as well.
(Note: Lobo should be stronger than She-Hulk, since he's strong enough to fight Superman! Thor, on the other hand, should be more on his level.)
edited 3rd Apr '13 5:17:04 AM by Sijo
"Ah, don't leave just yet!" called Lobo to Janet and Starfire. He picked himself up off the ground, and rolled his shoulders to click them.
"Ya did a pretty good job hidin', pretty princess, but ol' Trogar wouldn't take Couldn't Find The Body for an answer. So the Gordanians sent me ta bring you back to 'em. Dead...or Domesticated."
edited 3rd Apr '13 5:33:39 AM by LizardOfAus
And a Strange Figure Emerges.-*Whoa, he's not just OK, he's barely fazed!* Sandy thought. *Looks like he's way too though even for my scorpion-strength. Maybe my stinger can still affect him though. Still, I think I'll let others handle him for now. Hey, Thor just showed up! Good, maybe he can handle him- though he does look like he's just been in a though fight. And ugh, he stinks of sewage!*
edited 3rd Apr '13 6:00:03 AM by Sijo
Janet jumped slightly when the bounty hunter got up like it was nothing at all. Were all aliens as tough as nails? Her attention was drawn to the handsome blind man that was...well pretty dirty. Still better than the bounty hunter though. She wasn't sure what to make of the crocodile king comment though. She put her hands on Starfire's shoulders as she looked to the blond man. "Oh, so you know each other. Well, this 'gentleman' here is a bounty hunter after her life. So any aid would be appreciated sir." She said, trying to think fast.

"And leave you to continue harassing this lady? I think not!" Sandy said, arms crossed, trying to look badass but coming across more as adorable. "I'm keeping an eye on you until the authorities come or you leave."
Inside, she was thinking: *Come on, take a swing at me so this 'pipsqueak' can show you what she's capable of!*
(OCC: Robbie has no idea how outclassed he is, obviously.)
(Edit: This is when Black Panther emerges.)
edited 2nd Apr '13 3:04:05 PM by Sijo