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SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#4726: Sep 30th 2014 at 7:49:34 PM

That was enough to bring Majestic out of inaction, and he pushed She-Hulk off of him as carefully as he could manage before flying up to grab the truck out of the air.

"Don't!" He shouted, as the Billys ran in a wild panic. When Majestic saw two of the Billys smack into each other and turn into dust, he rolled his eyes, setting the truck down. "Of course." He muttered.

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Sijo from Puerto Rico Since: Jan, 2001
#4727: Sep 30th 2014 at 8:01:42 PM

White claw was momentarily overcome by multiple Billy Numerous. Not that they could hurt her thanks to her crustacean skin, but she was reluctant to hurt them, until she saw Wolverine making them puff away. Smiling wickedly, she started doing the same with her own huge claws. *Snip!* Poof! *Snip!* Poof! *Snip!* Poof!

Meanwhile, Nonexistential Knight continued to struggle against Private HIVE, but then noticed Ambush Bug shooting Wolverine with a shotgun. "I KNEW he was up to no good!!" he shouted, and then sent his other arm after him (leaving him armless but still fighting, like the Black Knight from Monty Python And The Holy Grail.)

stratofarius huzzaaaaaaaah Since: Aug, 2011
huzzaaaaaaaah
#4728: Sep 30th 2014 at 8:03:58 PM

"Future of villainy? Hoo man, that sounds dangerous. You sure you wanna make that your job? These kind of things, they bring down an entire resume." The Flash continued to joke, dodging any of Private HIVE's moves that came remotely near him. "Alright then. Quick question: can I take a look at your curriculum? Do some research on your teachers— gotta know all that tuition is going into the pockets of good people, ya know?"

sanojutsu King of Lame-Style from Throne Room Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Norwegian Wood
King of Lame-Style
#4729: Sep 30th 2014 at 8:48:13 PM

Katana sighed, why couldn't a day be normal, and while she didn't exactly like being on stage, oddly enough since she reasoned that the costumed hero thing was akin to being an actress, she was enjoying the day so far. As the others leap into action she stayed back just enough to see a hand emerging reaching for a quiver "Coward" she said, whacking at it with her boken.

The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.
Uncandescent One Brunch Man Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
One Brunch Man
#4730: Sep 30th 2014 at 9:18:22 PM

Peter pointed at him. “As a counterpoint, you better not decide to follow me before the clock runs out, because I’m going to be naked a good fifty percent of the time.” Peter waited a moment for that to sink in, then took off.


Peter slopped into the motel lobby and slapped a cluster of bills onto the counter. “Consider my next two months paid off. There’s a little extra for the jukebox people, when they come sniffing around.”

The teen glanced from the money back to Peter, eyebrow arched to the ceiling. “I know for a fact you don’t have a job. Did you steal this?”

Peter slapped another fifty onto the counter. “No.”

“Seems legit.”


Peter went about cramming all of his ill-gotten gains into the mattress of his motel room, making sure none of it was sticking out. Then he emptied his pockets for a good minute before exchanging his trench coat for a nearly identical trench coat with one or two more plasma burns.

He reflected on how it was really fortunate all of his stuff was waterproof, or he might have left a sticky, electrocuted mess on that alley floor. As it stood he was no longer out to rob a place fight crime, so he didn’t really need to bring all of his gear. He brought it anyway because he was about to party with a superhero, and it was better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it when it came to these types of things.

That was another thing. He had no idea how he was supposed to entertain a teenager. What kind of stuff did he do at that age?

Peter barked out a laugh. “No, we’re not doing that.”

In which case, there was only one possibility.


“Welcome…” Peter pushed open the door to the video arcade. “…to nirvana.”

Video games were one of those things that Peter was always bitter about while growing up. He was abducted right before they started getting amazing, and nowhere else in the system could he find something that matched the experience he’d hear about from pirated transmissions. Either he didn’t have enough fingers for the controllers, or he wasn’t strong enough to push the buttons, or the electromagnetic balance of his fleshy human frame was off, or any number of other weird stuff.

All that, coupled with the fact that everything else he wanted to do for fun was either illegal for teenagers or illegal in general, meant that this was how this afternoon was going to go, dammit.

“You get first pick.” He said over his shoulder to Impulse. “Just so long as it begins with Mortal and ends with Kombat.”

edited 30th Sep '14 9:20:04 PM by Uncandescent

If I had that kind of power, I'd have dropped a meteor on your house ages ago~
GameGuruGG Vampire Hunter from Castlevania (Before Recorded History)
Vampire Hunter
#4731: Sep 30th 2014 at 10:34:48 PM

"...Wow, that was the worst attempt at a throw I have ever seen," Starfire frowned as Private HIVE threw himself at Nonexistent Knight instead of her, and then she looked at the other HIVE members. "I feel kind of sorry for them."

Starfire floated over to the Batboy, waving her hand to greet him. "Hello!"

edited 30th Sep '14 10:35:17 PM by GameGuruGG

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SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#4732: Sep 30th 2014 at 11:25:30 PM

Private HIVE let out a shriek of rage, leaping up to fly at Nonexistential Knight and The Flash with a dropkick.

The Cyclops, meanwhile, was hiding under a park bench.

The Billys were running and screaming from both White Claw, Red She-Hulk, and Wolverine, running into walls and each other, poofing into dust until there was only one left.

The Batboy pulled his fingers out of Hawkeye's shadow, sucking on them to try to relieve the pain. Then Starfire flew up next to him, and his eyes went wide. He waved his arm wildly, and Starfire suddenly found herself sucked through her own shadow, popping out of the shadow of a skyscraper some 200 feet away.

edited 30th Sep '14 11:30:54 PM by SonOfSharknado

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sanojutsu King of Lame-Style from Throne Room Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Norwegian Wood
King of Lame-Style
#4733: Oct 1st 2014 at 12:40:55 AM

However Private would interrupted by something wooden and speeding "Old world, Move Four, Straight Stream" As Katana had leaped off and the tip of her boken was aimed to colide with the flying villain.

The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.
MiscellaneousSoup (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4734: Oct 1st 2014 at 3:24:12 AM

Ambush Bug licks the gauntlet.

stratofarius huzzaaaaaaaah Since: Aug, 2011
huzzaaaaaaaah
#4735: Oct 1st 2014 at 6:25:38 AM

As Katana worked to interrupt Private HIVE's short flight, the Flash calculated where he would land, standing in there with his arms stretched out so the kid would fall on them. He even had a great joke about marriage to make when that happened! But the most important part of this maneuver was getting up and personal with the Private so he could find out more about this HIVE. This was, what, the fourth, fifth time these guys were involved with bad stuff. Flash didn't like it, but it seemed like the JA had found its first archenemy. And on their first day as an official group too!


Impulse's reaction to the videogames was less than subpar. "This?" He asked, scratching his hair. "You brought me to a museum? That's really boring. I've seen video games that are a thousand times more interactive than this. This is old garb age ..." He trailed off as his eyes were captured by a machine playing a copy of Fix-It Felix. Snickering, he walked over to it, pulling a quarter out of god knows where and sliding it in. "Just watch, gramps." He cracked his knuckles... and lost within the first two minutes.

"What? No. That's wrong. This machine is wrong." Impulse barked, pulling out another quarter and sliding it in. Another loss. "Stop cheating!" Another quarter. Another loss, but this time, he had lost after the five minute mark, which was enough to bring a smile to his face. "Take that, Wreck-It-Dork. You're going down!" He yelled to the machine as another quarter went in, the boy's eyes captured by the bright screen of the arcade machine.

edited 1st Oct '14 6:28:54 AM by stratofarius

Sijo from Puerto Rico Since: Jan, 2001
#4736: Oct 1st 2014 at 6:31:28 AM

The licked gauntlet, more outraged than ever, attempted to punch The Bug right on the face.

Meanwhile White Claw ran out of duplicates to squeeze. She then began looking for more enemies to fight, but they all seemed already engaged. So she began to think instead; what was the point of all this? These HIVE were so incompetent, she had a hard time believing someone sent them to fight the Justice Avengers. Maybe it was meant as a distraction?

edited 1st Oct '14 6:32:20 AM by Sijo

UdtheImp from Stamford, CT (Series 2) Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
#4737: Oct 1st 2014 at 7:59:14 AM

Wolverine was about to beat the crap out of Ambush Bug, but then Red She-Hulk tossed a truck at the Billys.

"Aw shi-" He leadped out of the way, but luckily Majestic managed to catch the vehicle before any major collateral would be done. He slowly got up, the adrenaline helping to heal his leg somewhat and dulling the pain. Looking around, he saw Seemore cowering in fear, Private HIVE getting himself humiliated, and Billy Numerous managing to thin himself out. The only one left was the albino Batboy......

And he just sucked Starfire into a shadow.

"STAR!" Wolverine yelled. He then angrily ran towards the shadow user, claws bared, like an angry Rottweiler that seen its owner get harmed.

DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!
MiscellaneousSoup (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4738: Oct 1st 2014 at 8:11:11 AM

"Ow!" Ambush Bug grabbed a still-smoking piece of Wolverine's leg skin and placed it over his mangled hand. "I have no idea if this will work, but I can teleport again! Hooray for brain-clearing agony!" Quickly, he teleported over to Wolverine and gave him the shotgun and a hug. "Feel free to use this. Sorry, Wolves. The pills do weird stuff to my brain, like making me hallucinate that an arm is slapping me. Oh, wait, that's real." Ambush Bug sat on the arm.

edited 1st Oct '14 11:26:34 AM by MiscellaneousSoup

LordGreyjoy Since: Oct, 2013
#4739: Oct 1st 2014 at 1:28:57 PM

Wow, there's just no rest for these guys, is there? Clint thought to himself once the chaos with Hive had first broken out. Can't even get a press conference to go down without a fight. "I've got a few things that could disable that eye of his in my quiver," Hawkeye called out to She-Hulk, shortly before a pair of hands came from his shadow trying to grab at his quiver. Clint struggled to keep hold of the quiver until The Batboy relinquished his power. "Okay, now I can take down that Cy-" Clint took a look around the area. "Crap, where did he go?"

SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#4740: Oct 1st 2014 at 2:54:38 PM

Twisting desperately through the air, Private HIVE, by pure luck, landed in a perfect three-point stance behind Flash. This gave him just enough time to notice that his communicator was beeping. When Private HIVE opened the communicator and read the very angry message, his mouth shriveled shut. He reached into one of the pockets on his belt and, when Flash turned around to make a quip, Private HIVE would throw a handful of sand in his face. Whether or not this blinded him, Private HIVE would start to run.

"Wykydd!" He said, in a more normal, if terrified voice. "We need to leave! Now!" Kyd Wykdd was more than happy with this idea, as he had a rampaging Wolverine charging at him. Wykdd waved his hands, and soon he, the Cyclops, Private HIVE, and Billy Numerous were sucked into their own shadows. There was an awkward silence for several seconds. Then, as if appearing from nowhere, Damien Darhke popped onto the stage, microphone in hand.

"The Jump City Avengers, ladies and gentlemen!" He shouted triumphantly, and the crowd gathered again to cheer their support. Majestic walked up to Flash, scratching his chin in thought.

"Why does it not feel like we've won anything?" He asked, before noticing Wolverine's wound. "Oh, hold on, Lo...Wolverine!" He said, running up to him. "I should be able to pick out the slugs with my x-ray vision..."

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Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#4741: Oct 1st 2014 at 3:17:48 PM

Red She-Hulk looked at the crowd, cheering for the Justice Avengers...and for her. It seemed her little push back to help the fight ended up lumping her in with the heroes. She rolled her eyes and scoffed. She then walked over to She-Hulk and smirked. "Oh, would you look at that. Looks like you aren't the only tall, muscular, hot, strangely-colored skinned hero babe around here anymore."

RPGLegend Dipper fan from Mexico city Since: Mar, 2014
Dipper fan
#4742: Oct 1st 2014 at 3:41:01 PM

Carol

As Carol walked towards her home, as soon as the flash left her that smile on her face that had been the whole event had dissapeared she looked with sadness from a far towards the place the heroes were fighting.

"Those were a lot of superheroes, I wish I was a superhero that way I wouldn't feel so lonely. I mean even a weird guy like Ambush Bug has a place there among them, and everyone sincerely loves them".

Carol then took her cellphone and saw a message from a "friend" that asked her if she wanted to go to a party "Not in the mood" she replied.

edited 1st Oct '14 3:41:09 PM by RPGLegend

Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.
UdtheImp from Stamford, CT (Series 2) Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
#4743: Oct 1st 2014 at 4:27:01 PM

Wolverine was about to lunge at Wykkid when Ambush Bug suddenly appeared, hugging him and shoving the shotgun in his hands. "Look, I'm a little busy - SON OF A - !!" He roughly shoved the teleporter out of the way as Wykkid teleported himself and his teammates out of the area. "Shit!" *shnkt*

Ignoring the cheering crowd and Majestic, he immediately pulled out his comm and tried to contact Starfire. "Star, where are you?!" he asked.

DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!
Sijo from Puerto Rico Since: Jan, 2001
#4744: Oct 1st 2014 at 4:32:38 PM

When the HIVE Team vanished, Nonexistential Knight noticed that Ambush Bug was still around. But why? Could it be he was not one of them?

Whatever, he had shot Wolverine with a shotgun - and licked his glove!!- so he was still a villain in his book, and he was taking him down! His ability to teleport around made it difficult, though. "Get him!!" he shouted to the others, and he himself split into all his flying pieces so he could cover the whole area.

Meanwhile, White Claw continued to ponder the situation. The bad guys' sudden disappearance, followed by Darkhe so quickly exploiting it for their sake, was very suspicious to her. Could it be the whole thing had been staged, as a publicity stunt?

GameGuruGG Vampire Hunter from Castlevania (Before Recorded History)
Vampire Hunter
#4745: Oct 1st 2014 at 4:42:01 PM

"I am fine, but I ended up on the roof of a building," Starfire replied to Wolverine, using the communicator. "I shall be there in a moment."

Soon enough, Starfire landed where the rest of the Justice Avengers are, ready to fight, but dropping her threatening pose once she saw that HIVE had left.

edited 1st Oct '14 4:58:04 PM by GameGuruGG

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LordGreyjoy Since: Oct, 2013
#4746: Oct 1st 2014 at 4:45:29 PM

Hawkeye looked around, puzzled as the HIVE crew had left. He scratched his head in confusion as he joined the rest of the Justice Avengers. "What the hell was that about?" he asked to no one in particular. "And why did they take off so quick? I didn't even get a chance to do anything!"

UdtheImp from Stamford, CT (Series 2) Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
#4747: Oct 1st 2014 at 6:44:18 PM

"Alright, good," Wolverine replied to Starfire. He gave a sigh of relief after hanging up. Then Nonexistant Knight split himself apart, ready to attack Ambush Bug. "Whoa whoa, calm down there, Mr. Ghost Armor Guy," Wolverine said to the supernatural hero.

DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!
Sijo from Puerto Rico Since: Jan, 2001
#4748: Oct 1st 2014 at 9:44:37 PM

One of the Knight's pieces flew close to Wolverine and said, "Eh? Why? Didn't he attack you? We must capture and interrogate him before he teleports away!!"

Demovere Since: Dec, 2009
#4749: Oct 1st 2014 at 11:41:29 PM

Strange...

Behind a nearby corner, a small group of civilians had been brave enough to stay behind and take pictures of the fight with their phones. Betsy stood near the back, her own phone out; instead of taking pictures of everything, however, she had been focusing primarily on the HIVE members who had initiated the attack, managing to get at least one good shot of each one's face.

To attack out in the open, then retreat just as quickly... either their apparent inexperience was real, or they were a diversion for something else...

As the group of picture-takes talked excitedly amongst themselves, Betsy once again disappeared from her spot behind them.

MiscellaneousSoup (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4750: Oct 2nd 2014 at 3:41:24 AM

Meanwhile, Ambush Bug's plan to heal his bleeding hand by randomly sticking a bit of Wolverine's shot-off flesh to it wasn't working. For one thing, it was really hairy and it kept falling off, sort of like a furry pancake. Gross. Also, it smelled like beans. After being shoved away by Wolverine, he hit his head on a brick and fell unconscious.


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