She-Hulk stared at the shop owner before shrugging. "You know what, it'll work. Grab it."
She then turned to Starfire and Black Panther. "Star, me and you, we're gonna take care of these pigs. Wrangle them in with that string. Black Panther, you deal with Lobo. First, find out what's up with the pigs. Then, find out what's up with him. And finally, find out if he needs to be punched in the face."
edited 17th Sep '13 6:22:26 PM by TheBigBean
Black Panther rose from his seat, crossing his arms.
"Of course. Be glad you're only dealing with pigs, She-Hulk. Those cigars Lobo smokes smell like hatred and evil, and that's not an easy stench to clean out of a black cape."
Black Panther hastily exited the store, and immediately he was on Lobo's trail, using his heightened sight and smell to track the speeding alien bounty hunter.
"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"Bart walked out the door.
"So, where do we start? I hit a lot of the town."
He said as he made his way out of the building.
Tv Tropes Powers. Activate!!!!!Posterity was still a little unused to her new psychic abilities, but she was able to glean a few pieces of information. Information such as the name Jose Mohinora, a group of exploding barrels releasing purple gas, and the feeling of leaping free of one's own body, and diving into an inanimate object.
Down the road from the museum, a trail of police cars began to arrive. One by one, they assembled into a blockade line.
And a Strange Figure Emerges."He's a Bang Baby!" Posterity said, to no one in particular. "Has the power to project his mind into objects... except now he's stuck, inside the tar body. Ugh" It was a fate she didn't wish even on a crook. "At least his mind is still vulnerable... I'm going to try and knock him out, keep covering me!!" And she started "tightening" her mental grip on the metavillain, hoping to knock him unconscious.
Meanwhile, Ant Soldier levitated a boulder from the Tar Pit with his gun to use it to shield her.
"Are we picking up the paint now, or is there gonna be some for me to use when we get there?"
Bart asked.
"And what did you mean by vague and debatable?"
He made quote marks with his fingers as he said the last three words.
"That was some good work."
edited 18th Sep '13 5:45:13 PM by luckybreak91
Tv Tropes Powers. Activate!!!!!"They instructed me to pick it up at the police station" she looks down at you "you can carve out a building and create the most marvelous sculpture ever seen, It doesn't change the fact that you ruined the building, if you want my advise, get some paints and a couple of canvas, or half a ton of modeling clay... just focus that merit where its value may not be that debatable"
The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.Jose struggled in his icy restraints, his tar wobbling and bubbling all over the place. But in a moment, his look of intense concentration broke, and his makeshift face was left looking dazed. He made no attempt to defend himself, as the Wolverine claws sliced his ice block and him into ribbons. The dark ice cubes and splodges of black tar scattered across the field, as the tar creature within fell unconcious, and inert.
By now, the police seemed to deem it safe to come over. A small group of officers came by to survey the scene. A moustachioed officer came up to the heroes. "Flash. Wolverine. We got a call from the jailhouse just now. They wanted me to pass on that they found Jose Mohinora lying comatose in his cell."
As Psylocke scoured the area, she found room after room comprised of mutated scientists, and the many strange and dark experiments that they were forced to work on. But every so often, she found something that stood out. There, for example, was a noticeboard of some kind displaying various announcements, new commissions, and demerits and cleaning duties for an assortment of unfortunate workers. Aside from that, there were a number of smaller, dumb waiter-esque elevators, with signs attached that showed where they lead to. Names of places included Surveillance Room, and Meteor Room.
Black Panther soon caught up with Lobo, as his space hog wobbled through the air. The pale space thug was laughing raucously, with the occasional burp added in.
"Noth thish time, ya preddlin' little suckersh!" he burbled, "You'r not getti...the title 'f the Celery Retainer ish MINE!"
And a Strange Figure Emerges.Wolverine sliced through the ice encased tar monster with such ease and ferocity the monster looked more like professionally made cold cuts than a creature chopped to pieces. At least the head was intact.
"Thanks officer," the mutant told the informing cop. "Keep Flash here posted on any new developments." Then he turned to Flash and the Hero Duo. "Now, I need to talk to you guys in private," he said.
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!"Wait, he's in a coma?" Posterity said when she overheard the policeman's comment. "I- I didn't cause that, did I?" she asked hesitatingly.
"Of course not, it must have been accident" Ant Soldier tried to reassure her, but she continued to stare at the unmoving chunks of hardened tar with a worried look.
Then they heard Wolverine said that he wanted to talk to Flash and the two of them.
"Eh? What about?" the young hero asked.
edited 19th Sep '13 4:38:15 PM by Sijo
"You can fly, right?" She-Hulk said, giving Starfire the other side of the string. "Good. Now this is what we earth folk call rounding up the herd. Just follow my lead."
And right behind Black Panther and Lobo, She-Hulk and (hopefully) Starfire would be running alongside the horde of pigs, holding the string in front of the pigs in order to hold them back. "Right, we gotta get these pigs into somewhere we can control them!... can you shoot lasers or something, make a hole on the ground?!"
"Thanks, officer." The Flash said. "Make sure to get all eyes on him and stick him in some kind of... extra-mysterious cell. The guy has the ability to project his mind into objects... so you gotta put him in a place where he can't project his mind anywhere. Before he wakes up, preferably."
Turning his attention back to Wolverine, he shook his head. "Oh no. Not that guy again! I am not even coming close to that... manifestation of a ten year old boy's horrible misconceptions about what it means to be cool!"
"...What?" was Posterity's baffled reaction to Wolverine's hurried explanation.
"No, never mind" Ant Soldier said. "let's go somewhere else where we can talk freely and then explain it. Better this time."
"Let's go into the museum, people ran out when things started going crazy" Posterity suggested.
"Police Station it is."
Bart said before walking off in a random direction. A few seconds later, he came back.
"Which way?"
Tv Tropes Powers. Activate!!!!!Starfire followed She-Hulk's lead, but as soon as She-Hulk asked about shooting lasers, she piped up as she knew she could do that.
"I can do that!" Starfire said, "Where do you want me to use my Starbolts?"
Wizard Needs Food Badly

Posterity ignored Flash, as she was concentrating solely on using her telepathic power. Before she could decide how to defeat this thing, she had to understand what it was, so right now, she was probing its mind, trying to find out who or what it was, and how its powers worked.
((presumably, she should find these things easily.))