Nah, Steven's just going to find Pink Diamond's mecha pagoda and ride it around, having fun until he accidentally hits something that makes it go out of control, forcing the Crystal Gems to step in and destroy it, teaching Steven a lesson in responsibility, while simultaneously ignoring any and all questions about Pink Diamond.
Oh man, it's a bomb?! That's...well, okay, just contributes to the problems with airing schedules, but still. If we're on a "feast or famine" schedule, then I'll take the feasts when we can get them. "Adventures in Light Distortion" is the title sticking out most to me right now, but the last three episode descriptions have the hallmarks of the "Catch and Release" thing—y'know, saying something really vague so they don't spoil the really big stuff in the episode. 'Course, I could be wrong.
But at least it's only...about a month and a week until the next SU ep. Yee Haw.
they're gonna find intelligent life up there on the moon/and the canterbury tales will shoot up to the top of the best-seller listOkay, now I'm excited.
Not much to go on with just "Steven's Dream", although prophetic dreams are always cool.
"Adventures in Light Distortion" doesn't have much to go on either, although it certainly makes me wonder what "Light Distortion" refers to.
"Gem Heist" sounds interesting as well, and going by the descriptions, "Adventures in Light Distortion" probably leads into it in some way.
"The Zoo" is very vague sounding, which almost certainly means that it will be important. What if it's a zoo that's not on Earth? (Of course, if it was a plot-important episode that is set on Earth, then that might be even more interesting...)
Of most interest to me is "That Will Be All". This one certainly sounds like the climax of this particular arc (whatever it might be about), but what really intrigues me is the title. Whenever I hear "That will be all", it reminds me of something...well, I suppose something one says to a servant? Could this arc involve Pearls in some way?
Oh God! Natural light!edited 21st Dec '16 11:42:11 AM by thatother1dude
This is gonna be one crazy week! Onto speculation:
Steven’s Dream: Steven dreams, and probably goes into somebody else's dreams/head again. I'm curious if the palanquin comes in this early or not, considering there wouldn't logically be any Gems around or inside it. He could go into the head of a Gem who's seen it before, though.
Adventures in Light Distortion: It says the Gems go on a search and recovery mission, though the title makes me think of a partially healed Corrupted Gem spiraling back, or a cracked Gem's form glitching out.
Gem Heist: The Gems try to steal the palanquin.
The Zoo: My mind goes to "Corrupted Gem Zoo", but it's probably something like the Gem version of a wildlife protection zone.
That Will Be All: Usually what royalty/a member of high status says to dismiss someone. We might be getting a Diamond appearance, or at least a (possibly new) high aristocrat Gem.
Jawbreakers on sale for 99¢Do you think Jasper will discover something that causes her to lose all faith and respect for the Diamonds just like with Peridot?

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A fan theory that's IIRC been explicitly jossed by the creators.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.