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randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#43351: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:02:52 PM

Because he went into her dreams...probably.

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Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#43353: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:32:18 PM

Connie: is Indian and that's where the biggest blue diamond in the world is from, plus she can fuse, therefore she's to Blue Diamond what Steven is to Rose Quartz!

S: Has pink hair and is larger than the average woman, therefore she's a Rose Quartz!

Kiki: She's a gem that shapeshifts to look like Jenny!

There's hundreds of "-blank- is secretly a gem" theories, and at this point I'm just sick of them.

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#43354: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:35:50 PM

wild mass guessJenny actually is a pizza monster.wild mass guess

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#43355: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:40:36 PM

wild mass guess Humans were a secret gem experiment

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Yinyang107 from the True North (Decatroper) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
#43356: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:42:28 PM

wild mass guessgems were a secret time traveling human experiment

JBC31187 Since: Jan, 2015
#43357: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:44:15 PM

wild mass guessS is really two human lesbians in a trench coat. She/They will end up ditching Pearl for Garnet.

YamiVizziniX Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#43358: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:44:21 PM

[up][up][up],[up][up]wild mass guessboth

edited 17th Sep '16 1:45:08 PM by YamiVizziniX

There is no beginning. There is no end. There is only... Hooty.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#43359: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:48:31 PM

wild mass guess Greg is a shapeshifting alien,his name is dead give away you guise!

Greg Universe

what sort of not alien person has that in their name?!

I rest my case!

wild mass guess

edited 17th Sep '16 1:48:46 PM by Ultimatum

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CaptainCapsase from Orbiting Sagittarius A* Since: Jan, 2015
#43360: Sep 17th 2016 at 1:53:17 PM

I could possibly see the Mysterious Rose-looking girl being a homeworld spy. Probably not, but it could work, and it would lead to a potentially interesting "Was It All a Lie?" moment between her and Pearl.

MsAmiClassified Tired of givin' up the ghost from the fucking ocean Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Tired of givin' up the ghost
#43361: Sep 17th 2016 at 2:03:40 PM

[up]x3 i knew my degree in homestuck would be good for something

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Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#43362: Sep 17th 2016 at 2:04:14 PM

whats a homestuk?

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MsAmiClassified Tired of givin' up the ghost from the fucking ocean Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Tired of givin' up the ghost
#43363: Sep 17th 2016 at 2:05:07 PM

a miserable little pile of secrets

moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblr
thatother1dude from Land of the Ill, Annoyin' Since: Jan, 2001
#43364: Sep 17th 2016 at 3:26:48 PM

Mystery Girl is unusually tall for a human, but she isn't impossibly tall like Rose.

CaptainCapsase from Orbiting Sagittarius A* Since: Jan, 2015
darkabomination Since: Mar, 2012
#43366: Sep 17th 2016 at 3:54:34 PM

In fairness most x are a Gem theories are pretty tongue-in-cheek to begin with.

Still, this show's the last one to make humans unimportant just because they're human. Everyone was insisting Greg was a Gem or had something different happen to him just because of a cryptic statement that was taken too far and how little sense that would make. Oh, Rose was a Diamond the whole time?

I'll never get over how wide-spread and contradictory about everything we'd understood about Gems just to make the theory work. It went against almost everything we knew and raised more questions than it answered.

Groverman62 Since: Feb, 2016
#43368: Sep 17th 2016 at 4:10:11 PM

Soo... whose everyone's favorite gem?

Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#43369: Sep 17th 2016 at 4:12:15 PM

Peridot

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BlueBlaze64 The Watcher on the Tower from Empire City Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Watcher on the Tower
#43370: Sep 17th 2016 at 4:19:01 PM

For me, it's a toss-up between Pearl and Amethyst. Pearl is the most complex and well-structured character, but I relate to Amethyst and her struggles more.

"The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't." -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#43371: Sep 17th 2016 at 4:29:42 PM

Hrm. Weird, link wouldn't work.

It's Jasper.

edited 17th Sep '16 4:30:58 PM by smokeycut

MsAmiClassified Tired of givin' up the ghost from the fucking ocean Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Tired of givin' up the ghost
#43372: Sep 17th 2016 at 4:34:18 PM

toss up between pearl lappy and jaspy

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DeathsApprentice The Ultimate Lifeform from The Ark Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Ultimate Lifeform
#43373: Sep 17th 2016 at 5:20:26 PM

Amethyst. It used to be Garnet, but Amethyst's recent arc really resonated with me and pushed her to first favorite character.

When we're done, there won't be anything left.
Ogodei Fuck you, Fascist sympathizers from The front lines Since: Jan, 2011
Fuck you, Fascist sympathizers
#43374: Sep 17th 2016 at 5:49:55 PM

Peridot was the one that flipped the show from "meh, i'll watch it if it's on," to something i'm actively catching up on for me.

ProserpinaFC Since: Jan, 2001
#43375: Sep 17th 2016 at 5:53:34 PM

Yellow Diamond comments on Keep Beach City Weird, BBC Moriarty style.

So, I was just watching the extended intro for the bajillionth time, and I realized Greg's perma-sunburn is from THAT: spending weeks building the house. That specific shirt fits the sunburn perfectly. XD


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