I'm not joking anymore. I'm not shitposting anymore. I'm being serious. Have I already gone so far as to lose your trust to this degree?
It feels like those three small words, "I am sorry", are insufficient to ascribe what I mean. I don't want to be a negative influence! I want to be different, to be part of this lovely community that you people have built on this site!
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...Okay, maybe I need to learn how to use Joking Mode.
(That said, I do legitimately enjoy shitposting sometimes. Maybe I just have bad taste.)
Look, why don't we talk about something else? What do you guys think White Diamond's like?
edited 11th Sep '16 7:42:13 PM by KarkatTheDalek
Oh God! Natural light!White Diamond is probably the final boss.
But those murals don't tell us anything, that's just the way they're idolized. Every guess about what her personality is like is a fresh theory based on nothing.
edited 11th Sep '16 7:46:06 PM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.In all serious, I don't think we need to worry about Pearl trying to turn S into a Replacement Goldfish.
-One: aside from a physical resemblance, Rose and S don't have much in common. Rose was an open, All-Loving Hero, who was very forward. S doesn't seem defensive or shy or anything, but from what little we've seen, she's content to stand apart and keep to herself. She's a lot like season one Garnet, actually (two crushes in one human- no wonder Pearl reacted so strongly).
-Two, Pearl presented herself much differently than what we've seen before. Pearl's past attempts at love were these big hammy gestures of true love- Pearl throws herself between Rose and the enemy, Pearl manufactures fake battles so she can fuse with Garnet. Even her platonic love with Steven, with her trying to force a special connection by playing up her role as Rose's Secret-Keeper.
This time, Pearl plays it casual. Yes, she mentioned saving the Earth, but that's just Pearl. She walked up and said hi, no theatrics, no grand gestures of romance to the woman she just met.
-Three: Pearl thought she got rejected, and didn't freak out. Compare that to her meltdown in Rose's Scabbard, or the crap she pulls in Cry for Help.
Which is not to say that Pearl and S's potential relationship can't fail, but it's probably not because Pearl's going all Vertigo
on us.
An all superior Black Diamond would be nice, I'd appreciate it for the color alone.
edited 11th Sep '16 7:58:26 PM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.I don't know, suddenly having a fifth diamond that rules over the rest of them this late into the show, without so much as a prior hint, would just feel like a Diabolus ex Machina to me.
"The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't." -Ben "Yahtzee" CroshawJust because she was the first Diamond doesn't mean that she's evil. If anything, she might be the Deus ex Machina.
True. Maybe not quite a Deus ex Machina then. Maybe more of an explanation. After all, why would gems rebel if they had been designed and programmed for obedience? Because Black Diamond put some designed obselesence into them. An intentional fault created when she realized that the new Diamonds out-numbered her and would stop at nothing to keep on gaining power.
But that's just my personal pet theory.
So just a random thought. What if one reason for colonizing earth was to create Pink Diamond? That could be why that was her only colony seen on the mural at the moon base. And why we saw Blue Diamond in a flashback before her. Maybe Pink Diamond was created there.
edited 11th Sep '16 8:42:57 PM by xanderiskander
Are you also going with the idea that Diamond is a title with that theory?
Because of the whole Earth = Quartz thing.
edited 11th Sep '16 8:46:31 PM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.Bismuth said...when talking about Rosey.
"...another Quartz soldier made right here on the dirt..."
The Earth dirt.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.![]()
I'm willing to believe otherwise, for now.
But I doubt all their soldiers are Quartz, I don't know why you said that.
edited 11th Sep '16 9:06:37 PM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.

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