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Austin Since: Jan, 2001
#38601: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:10:09 PM

I wonder how long it'll take the fandom to start making jokes about Jasper's perfect hole.

AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#38602: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:10:31 PM

Even her hole is buff as hell.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
dmysta3000 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#38604: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:11:23 PM

OH SHIT, JASPER

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
Ultimatum Disasturbator from the Amiga Forest (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#38605: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:11:27 PM

a perfectly deranged gem!

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Austin Since: Jan, 2001
#38606: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:11:30 PM

I guess Jasper is not a hot dog.

AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#38607: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:11:51 PM

She's a fuckin' beef-ass hamburger cheeto, man

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
dmysta3000 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#38608: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:13:02 PM

I gotta say I really love Lapis and Peri being akward roomates now.

Aslo damn, Jasper wasnt lying when she said she was building an army

edited 8th Aug '16 4:13:43 PM by dmysta3000

GUNDAMU GUNDAMU
LSBK Since: Sep, 2014
#38609: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:13:08 PM

I'm a bit surprised to find that Jasper is also from Earth. And a perfect specimen, apparently. And she's been busy.

TheFox Quick like... Since: Jan, 2013
Quick like...
#38610: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:13:40 PM

Is nobody else going to draw attention to the fact that Peridot and Lapis watch TV while sitting in half a car? That's so pointless and ridiculous that it loops around to being awesome.

AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#38611: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:15:04 PM

They also have a good solution for keeping Lapis from using her O Pness now: just have her not give a shit and stay out of things.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
BlueBlaze64 The Watcher on the Tower from Empire City Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
The Watcher on the Tower
#38612: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:15:41 PM

Well, that was a good first half. It's nice to see Peri and Lapis getting along.

"The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't." -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Austin Since: Jan, 2001
#38613: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:16:36 PM

You know, I'm starting to think the Crystal Gems should be keeping a better eye on the Kindergartens.

CountofBleck Starting to believe in himself from New Wirral (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Starting to believe in himself
#38614: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:16:43 PM

EXPOSED.

LSBK Since: Sep, 2014
#38615: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:16:56 PM

[up][up][up][up]She can't really be OP in the middle of a desert.

edited 8th Aug '16 4:17:17 PM by LSBK

dmysta3000 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Austin Since: Jan, 2001
#38617: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:17:20 PM

They also have a good solution for keeping Lapis from using her O Pness now: just have her not give a shit and stay out of things.

Oh my god.

Lapis is Crystal Lars.

BlackYakuzu94 CHADhan Player. from Easy Coast/NY Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
CHADhan Player.
#38618: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:17:24 PM

Time to fight Jasper.

A lazy millennial who's good at what he does.
CountofBleck Starting to believe in himself from New Wirral (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Starting to believe in himself
#38619: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:18:32 PM

Jasper is unamused.

edited 8th Aug '16 4:18:40 PM by CountofBleck

YamiVizziniX Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#38620: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:19:49 PM

HOLY

There is no beginning. There is no end. There is only... Hooty.
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#38623: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:20:11 PM

Jasper came into existence flexing. My buff bara wife.

And yeah, this episode made me cry, so.... Be prepared.

BlackYakuzu94 CHADhan Player. from Easy Coast/NY Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
CHADhan Player.
#38624: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:20:15 PM

Oh god wat.

A lazy millennial who's good at what he does.
Austin Since: Jan, 2001
#38625: Aug 8th 2016 at 4:20:33 PM

So, at first I was on the edge of my seat, now I'm on the verge of doubling over laughing.

Good job, Steven Universe.


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