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darkabomination Since: Mar, 2012
#32026: May 20th 2016 at 11:38:34 PM

I dunno what it is, but Jersey sucks jokes just never get old. The fact that Steven can take the notion of a city hating the Earth and spin it into a positive is just...even Jersey changes.

JBC31187 Since: Jan, 2015
#32027: May 21st 2016 at 4:46:17 AM

I'm kind of sick of Joisey jokes, but the fact that Steven Universe of all shows is making them makes it funny again.

madprophet Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
#32028: May 21st 2016 at 7:48:51 AM

So, I've been sitting on this one for too long. It's gonna burn a hole in my brain if I think much more about it.

Top Picks for Songs which Accurately Represent SU Characters, in order by appearance, Pt. 1: Crystal Gems

Garnet

Who Taught You How To Hate - Disturbed

Never Knew Love Could Be Like This - They Might Be Giants

And of course, from Daft Punk...

Amethyst

??? This one had me stumped.

Pearl

Hurt - Nine Inch Nails

It Will Come Back - Hozier

And definitively, from the Police...

Steven

Better Half - Tarkio

Can't really think of anything better.

Peridot

Technologic - Daft Punk

Your Racist Friend - They Might Be Giants

Thoughts? Suggestions?

edited 21st May '16 7:52:02 AM by madprophet

madprophet Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
#32030: May 21st 2016 at 9:37:46 AM

[up] Personally, I would pin Lapis as Odalisque or We Both Go Down Together.

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#32031: May 21st 2016 at 9:49:55 AM

Its not a perfect match but I've seen this song applied to Lapis. Especially the last handful of lyrics

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TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#32032: May 21st 2016 at 10:56:05 AM

Last page I misread "Jersey sucks" as "Joffrey sucks". Those jokes do indeed never get old. What an asshole.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Mullon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
#32034: May 21st 2016 at 12:05:22 PM

I hope after all this Lapis doesn't get stuck with a roommate she hates. She doesn't deserve that.

Never trust anyone who uses "degenerate" as an insult.
Collen the cutest lizard from it is a mystery Since: Dec, 2010
the cutest lizard
#32035: May 21st 2016 at 12:16:50 PM

I'm sure she'll come around to Peridot eventually.

Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#32036: May 21st 2016 at 12:17:36 PM

Lapis is a big gem, she and Peridot can make up.

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#32037: May 21st 2016 at 12:18:44 PM

Or they could draw a line across the barn and agree not to talk

Whichever.

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randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#32038: May 21st 2016 at 12:19:53 PM

Peridot's the one who has to make the effort...Lapis isn't gonna accept until seeing genuineness.

[up]That might happen for a while actually.

edited 21st May '16 12:20:51 PM by randomness4

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diyedas Since: Feb, 2010
#32039: May 21st 2016 at 12:21:26 PM

It'll be a little while til she warms up to Peridot, but I think even Lapis has to admit she's better than Jasper.

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#32040: May 21st 2016 at 12:21:27 PM

Now where are my five million fanarts of wacky roommates Lapis and Peridot AU

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smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#32041: May 21st 2016 at 12:22:52 PM

I mean, from the previews CN has posted, we know Peridot is genuinely gonna try to be friends. At that point its up to Lapis to actually accept that.

[up] I have a collection of Homeworld Gems Roadtrip AU drawings.

edited 21st May '16 12:23:26 PM by smokeycut

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#32042: May 21st 2016 at 12:23:46 PM

Lets be honest. Judging from the teaser about the card Peridot makes, Peridot's efforts are going to be a bit... counter-productive.

[up] Share. Share share share, please.

edited 21st May '16 12:24:18 PM by Bocaj

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randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#32043: May 21st 2016 at 12:25:37 PM

[up]To be honest, they could be less.

edited 21st May '16 12:25:58 PM by randomness4

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smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#32044: May 21st 2016 at 12:25:42 PM

I'll have to comb through old posts (or upload the saved files on imgur), but sure.

madprophet Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
#32046: May 21st 2016 at 1:15:49 PM

VIVE LA FRANCE

VIVE LA FRANCE

VIVE LA FRANCE

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#32047: May 21st 2016 at 1:16:04 PM

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Collen the cutest lizard from it is a mystery Since: Dec, 2010
the cutest lizard
#32048: May 21st 2016 at 1:17:02 PM

What are you talking about?

Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#32049: May 21st 2016 at 1:17:23 PM

[up][up][up][up] Thank you

Papis? Lapidot?

edited 21st May '16 1:17:31 PM by Bocaj

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Collen the cutest lizard from it is a mystery Since: Dec, 2010
the cutest lizard
#32050: May 21st 2016 at 1:18:51 PM

I do think Peridot and Lapis will fuse with each other before they fuse with any of the other Crystal Gems, since they're both from Homeworld. (Obviously they'll need to actually become friends first, but I'm sure that will happen sooner rather than later.)

Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...

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