I noticed lack of one general thread regarding Warhammer Fantasy, so I decided to create a one. :)
Not only Warhammer Fantasy Battle discussions welcomed, but also all things related to Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay (regardless of edition).
If anyone has questions regarding Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay's second edition, feel free to ask since I own most of its sourcebooks.
Warhammer 40,000 has its own thread here
Edited by Mrph1 on Apr 22nd 2024 at 5:35:40 PM
Does this sound familiar at all?
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Ah, then Slaanesh isn't gone, it just decided that going away for a little while sounded really kinky.
But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
The actual events are less fortunate to him/her/it/whatevs.
Basically, Slaanesh got rekt by the Elves when he/she/it was too busy eating souls and getting fat.
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edited 10th Jul '15 10:40:52 AM by YoKab
You mean... Aelfs!
DESTROYED IN DA NAME OF SIGMAH DA NEW EMPRAH LOLOLOLOLOLOL
edited 10th Jul '15 11:07:03 AM by YoKab
In Old English, "aelf" would be pronounced as "ALF".
edited 10th Jul '15 12:02:01 PM by SantosLHalper
The Horned Rat is an official Chaos God, now known as The Great Horned Rat.
Papa Nurgle: Hello and welcome to our special chaos meeting and... What the hell is this rat doing here?
Horned Rat: Hey, don't mock me you fool fool! I am able to do many things better than Slaanesh!
Papa Nurgle: Really, what is it?
Horned Rat: My children can do stealth, and I never make sexual innuendos or phallic imagery.
Papa Nurge: Fine , whatever. As long as you don't get fat like Slaanesh.
Khorne: I DO NOT MIND HIM AT ALL BECAUSE HIS FOLLLOWERS GO "DIE SOLDIER MEN DIE" SO I AM PERFECTLY OKAAAY!!!!
The Horned Rat ascending makes sense given how many followers he has, he strikes me as the god of greed, envy and malice/viciousness .. And Slaanesh really felt like a stupid gimmick the way they went with it. Seriously, Slaanesh can excess at many things other than sex sex sex. What happened to the part where you hone your skills and seek pleasure through art or stuff like that.
I'm still not interested in buying Age of Sigmar anyway, I'll probably just read up the plot on the internet
edited 15th Jul '15 3:07:54 PM by YoKab
Malice? Do you mean Malal
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You know, I don't like Slaanesh but at least it had a name. For now on, Ratboy is named Sweeeky and you must squeak whenever you move one of his models or you throw your army away.
Also, you get to reroll your dice if you never bathe.
But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.Yes, congratulations, having something in small amounts and having it in a massive crushing avalanche are exactly the same thing. It's why there's really no difference between putting salt on your dinner with a salt shaker and filling your entire house with a hundred tons of pure salt. Which incidentally AoS has left me amply able to supply.

That sounds like GW, all right.