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YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010
#27: Jan 10th 2013 at 2:09:54 PM

[up]Because I'm your butler. And I killed you. wild mass guess

IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010
#29: Jan 10th 2013 at 6:54:58 PM

Wait, why do I have to be a butt?

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#31: Jan 10th 2013 at 7:22:02 PM

How assinine.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
chihuahua0 Since: Jul, 2010
#33: Jan 10th 2013 at 8:34:24 PM

Hmm...I wonder how they're going to divide his...

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Assets.

Wait, is it okay for us to be delving into this kind of Black Humor?

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#34: Jan 10th 2013 at 8:38:26 PM

Yass, it is.

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#36: Jan 10th 2013 at 8:41:38 PM

Because you guys are rather insensitive tongue

See, if lottery winner was a kid instead then it would be off limit to joke in this thread ;P

edited 10th Jan '13 8:43:17 PM by SpookyMask

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#38: Jan 11th 2013 at 8:39:31 AM

It's okay to joke about dead people if you don't know them.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#39: Jan 11th 2013 at 9:12:36 AM

[up] It's also okay to joke about dead people when you do know them. tongue

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InfalliableLiar Void Waiter from Future nothing Location Since: Oct, 2012
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#40: Jan 11th 2013 at 2:55:44 PM

It's okay to joke when those people don't know.

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IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#41: Jan 12th 2013 at 12:30:46 AM

I'd rather people joke about me when I'm dead than to just keep grieving.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#42: Jan 12th 2013 at 12:45:14 AM

You kidding? They'd better keep grieving when I'm six-feet-under. My corpse shall feed on the misery of my loved ones.

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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#43: Jan 12th 2013 at 1:05:46 AM

Seriously though the wife probably did do it.

edited 12th Jan '13 1:06:12 AM by joeyjojo

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#44: Jan 12th 2013 at 1:45:14 AM

That's the obvious conclusion that anyone would come to, though, and we all how accurate conviction by the public opinion is. Hint: It isn't.

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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#45: Jan 12th 2013 at 2:52:05 AM

Well obviously our idle speculation and bad jokes will have no actual influence in the police investigation unless of course proposition 309 passes- and we all pray it will.

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maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#46: Jan 12th 2013 at 5:58:15 AM

[up]Now, now, we don't condone mob violence; unless it gets results! WHICH IT WILL!

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9000 Spice from Somwhere Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#47: Jan 13th 2013 at 1:19:27 PM

Wait I know someone killed the guy but did they take the money?

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#48: Jan 13th 2013 at 2:12:39 PM

I'd assume his assets are frozen right now, so probably not.

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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#49: Jan 13th 2013 at 3:10:25 PM

Which is kind why im going with the next-of-kin hypothesis.

edited 13th Jan '13 3:10:57 PM by joeyjojo

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9000 Spice from Somwhere Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#50: Jan 13th 2013 at 3:18:23 PM

I now feel sorry for the guy who got killed for no reason.

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