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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#76: Mar 15th 2014 at 10:12:56 AM

Homura Akemi

That won't be necessary, I'll play with you
Soon as I finish Swissing up that Kyube
Homura Akemi, that's all you need to know
And it's time for my shield to stop this show

I'm here to separate the chaff from the wheat
You better believe that I'm briniging the heat
M4's, Berettas, couple RPG-7s
All in the name of Madoka's Heaven

A mahou shoujo series no basement dweller had seen
Did you expect anything less from Urobuchi?
Like to see you try and beat that thing
Even Sayaka Miki's got more in her little ring

Neither of us are human, but what have you done
Except sit in a room for a half millennium?
Reset the timeline? There's no need for that
I'll just send this tanker up your ass of fat

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#77: Mar 15th 2014 at 1:39:16 PM

Sir Crocodile

Salutations, little one, and welcome to my world

Where fools and hopeless dreamers are frowned upon

This passion that you carry will be the death of you

Like a Sagittarius's arrow, it will pierce you through

If you think this rap is dope, you're welcome to attack

But your guns against my sand will do just jack

That jolly pinkette? She's friendzoning you hard

To not see that little fact is to be a full-blown tard

I'll break your dreams like a Kit Kat bar, you see

Since I'm of Baroque Works you ain't got shit on me

There were many before you and many will take your place

To see them despaired and broken, it's a constant arms race

Against another ideal they've created to piss me off

I'll deny them all with ease and I see your scoff

You're probably wondering "what can this dick even do?"

I'm Crocodile, former Shichibukai, let me indulge you

I'll dry you like a paper sheet, stomp on your hopes

Chuckle, smoke a cigar, will have you on my ropes

Once we're done, little one, go and rewind the time

Because you're my new hobby worth every dime

Dreigonix Pending-Arrival Dragon from on a quest somewhere Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Pending-Arrival Dragon
#78: Mar 18th 2014 at 6:30:28 AM

Marisa Kirisame

Yeah, yeah, we all know your rap skills are "amazing"

Will you shut up? Your oversized ego is driving me crazy

I'm Marisa Kirisame, an ordinary magician

Packing lasers and firepower rivaling nuclear fission

You don't even have a clue what you're up against

I'm the series heroine, and my power's so immense,

I've defeated Flandre, Koishi, Utsuho, and Yukari

What makes you think you could pose any threat to me?

The fire of the stars is at my command

No matter how you try, I'll just blow away your sand

I've been playable in nearly every game so far

And I was the EX-boss in Great Fairy Wars!

One Master Spark, that's all it takes

Defeating even the gods is a piece of cake

In danmaku and rap, you can call me the king

I'm Marisa, and it's time to steal some precious things!

Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#79: Mar 18th 2014 at 1:14:51 PM

Gemini Sunrise

Ummm... I dunno what this "rap" stuff is, but I'll give it a shot.

My name is Gemini and I'm here to say
That I feel just great on this fine day
Good ol' Texas is my homeland
And I'll tell you, it sure is grand!
All my life, I've had a dream
So I came to New York for bigger and better things
I felt like I didn't fit in at first
But after meeting all my friends I can say it was worth it
I'm a cowgirl at heart, that much is true
But I love the ways of the samurai, too
I loved my master, may he rest in peace
I'll make you proud, just wait and see
So to everyone here, I would advise
Remember the name "Gemini Sunrise"

Whoo! How'd I do, Shiny?

edited 12th Apr '14 10:27:32 AM by PhysicalStamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#80: Mar 18th 2014 at 3:22:52 PM

Exodia, the Forbidden One

Long ago in Egypt, in what is now an ancient land

I was sealed away in stone beneath the desert sands.

The gods feared my power, the mortals feared my might,

Even the darkest demons feared my shining golden light.

So terrible was my legend drawn in hieroglyphic scripture

That Kazuki Takahashi took me out of the picture.

Unmatched in both offense and defense, my stature great and grand

Three blue-eyes could not harm me, what chance do you stand?

If you think yourself to be clever, here's an interesting game:

Assemble all five pieces, and unlock at last my chains

You who break this seal, shall swiftly light your darkest hour,

And their last sight will be the glow of my infinite power.

Those who oppose me, accept now your fate.

Meet your end. OBLITERATE!

edited 18th Mar '14 3:24:53 PM by kagescorpionakki

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#81: Mar 27th 2014 at 12:14:01 PM

SAXTON HALE!!!

Well well, if that's not the finest game

It is time I put your skills to shame

You think you're tough, yellow guy

But I'd like to see you try

To fight me like a man

In some tropical rain

I hunt chums like you for sport

And I'll have to report

Is that your head's looking good

On the wall next to the Sasquatch

I'm just in the mood

To put a knuckle in you, just watch

As I say no to gravity

Defy your physics

Put a number of cavities

In you, the risk is

That you'll die like a bloody kangaroo

At least you're not going to a bloody zoo!

You'll die for my amusement and my manly pride

Throw whatever you wish at me, I'll take it in stride

I'm the quintessence of Australian, see, this is the tale

Of the one and only man called SAXTON HALE!!!

Dreigonix Pending-Arrival Dragon from on a quest somewhere Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Pending-Arrival Dragon
#82: Mar 28th 2014 at 11:26:08 AM

Levin Maelstrom

Ok, now you were close

You think you're a badass hunter!

But you're an amateur

You don't know real monsters

Just let me annihilate ya

The world, it doesn't need ya

It's time to meet your maker

And you will know my name is Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

And I be swaggin'

When I'm fightin' dragons

'Cause I'm a G-Rank Monster Hunteeeeeeeeeeeer!

If you mess with me

You bet I'll slay you

So mercilessly

I'm making headliiiiiiiiiiiiiines!

'Cause I be swaggin'

When I'm fightin' dragons

Now just shut up and be a good guuuuuuuuuuuy!

Don't bother trying

My blades are flying

I'll leave you dying!

Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#83: Apr 12th 2014 at 4:20:21 AM

Akemi returning, sure as time keeps turning,

Gonna end the hunt, dethrone this fat c*nt!

I bet you're just in it to pay the bills,

I've had millennia to practice my skills!

Here to spit flows so chill they make you ill,

And defeat you, I will!

Read my lips, it's you the world don't need.

On Walpurgis Night, you'll see that I'm right!

I'm gonna win this fight, alright!

For you, it's twelve o'clock midnight!

That's right! Your time is up.

Let the blades fly, but I'll make you cry.

edited 12th Apr '14 4:25:43 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#84: May 4th 2014 at 7:18:53 AM

Archangel Raphael

The one who sold her soul in exchange for emotion

No longer a human, rather demon of motion

So familiar to the one that Lord of Chaos trusts

There's no salvation to you, child, merely a well-aimed spear thrust

Inflicting wounds that never heal, tormenting your body and mind

I am One of the Four, I bring judgment for kind

That you slaughtered and brought misfortune to

For all of your sins I will rip you in two

For I can heal all your injuries, neither part will cease

Suffer this eternal torture, never be at ease

Until the end of time comes and The Lord judges you

With a mere thought of His your time will be through

All this for love that has never been reciprocated

You usurped The Lord, forgot that He had created'

All the semblance of life that you were given by Him

You wasted His merciful goodwill, all of that on a whim

For that gravely sin you will be met

With an excruciating and justified end.

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#85: May 4th 2014 at 8:30:58 AM

Karkat

ALRIGHT, GUYS, YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT.

I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY HIVE SO YOU CAN FILL YOUR OWN BUCKET.

THESE ON MY HEAD, THEY AIN'T CANDY CORNS.

BUT A SUPER-F*CKING AWESOME PAIR OF TROLL HORNS.

COME ON, I CAN RAP BETTER THAN ALL

EVEN WHEN I'M WATCHING A SH*TTY ROMCOM

I AM KARKALICIOUS, DON'T YOU HEAR?

PEOPLE ENJOY ME EVERY TIME OF THE YEAR.

HELL, I CAN BEAT SOBER GAMZEE IN A F*CKING FIGHT.

COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN DO THAT, ALRIGHT?

edited 4th May '14 8:31:58 AM by DaftPunch

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#86: May 4th 2014 at 10:51:45 AM

Vaati

All you motherfuckers better sit down

Because your new king Vaati is here to steal the crown

Now, bow down as I begin to rule

Or you'll be an addition to my garden of statues

Now you might think I'm a woman, but you're mistaken

I'm a man, and the crown is mine for the taking

I'm taking Zelda's Light Force, but I'll let her survive

Until she births my children, who'll rule after my time

As for Link? Well, he'll be yelling 'till he's dead

As I strap him down and slowly slice off his head

And if you think I forgot about Ezlo, you're wrong

Because I'll turn him into an ornament for my dong

Now you may think I'm being excessively cruel

But that is unimportant; I'll be king of Hyrule!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#87: Jun 3rd 2014 at 5:52:50 PM

The Spy

Did you forget about me?

'Cause I forgot about you!

You're like this little angsty Schtroumpf,

you're so staid it bores me.

Go buy a hat from Saxton Hale

because the one you have is ugly!

You got trounced by a kid in green tights, how's that for merde?

I can attack and stab your back since I'm a smooth saboteur.

Your primeval society on a foundation of crap

can't even build something nice enough for me to sap.

I'll kick your ass with more class than the Hero of Time did.

Let me show you how it works in Builders League United.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#88: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:06:08 PM

Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form
It seems this battle will be a date to die for
You humans are all the same: pathetic
If you think you can best me, you can forget it
I show no mercy and shoot to kill
But I don't need chaos emeralds to increase my skill
You think you're tough cause you're internet famous
Let's see how tough you are with my Chaos Spear in your anus!
You specialize in stealth, or so I'm told
But I have Chaos Crowd Control!
Now roll over and say your last farewells
Cause after I'm done, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

edited 3rd Jun '14 6:06:21 PM by PhysicalStamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#89: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:08:30 PM

SC2 Zealot

Here for Aiur,

To serve is my desire.

How dare you fight us;

Our cause is righteous!

I’ll crush you away,

For mercy you will pray.

My blades strike twice,

Slice and dice!

Eight to the two,

Sixteen damage, fool!

You’re so fake, that’s all it will take!

Try to run away? My Charge will make you pay!

Z to the E to the A-LOT!

I’ll cut you into pieces, and leave you to rot!

Psionic mastery, see? That’s me!

Servant to the highest, in raps, the flyest!

The Khala is served – and you’ll get what you deserve!

edited 3rd Jun '14 6:09:07 PM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#90: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:29:09 PM

Eddie "Killbane" Pryor

This is hardly the match of the century.

Did I get another two-bit Angel sent to me?

You look like some kind of shitty Space Odyssey.

You should get out of the ring and try to hide from me.

Try building additional pylons, that's wiser

Than trying to stand toe to toe with my piledriver.

Have you seen my Apoca Fists? You're gonna get bloody

If you tangle with the world's greatest wrestler, buddy.

Your whole entire army is intergalactic elves.

Gangstas In Space made more sense than the story your game tells!

Your weak-ass little clan didn't get a campaign!

It's probably because you couldn't handle the cam-pain.

Just watch, the Walking Apocalypse will fry your brain.

They'll have to take your mangled body and flush it down the drain.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#91: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:35:04 PM

Parco Folgore and Kanchome

Now stepping to the battlefield - watch this my amores -

The mighty, invincible, iron Parco Folgore!

Against me none can stand, the mighty turn frail

And with Kanchome beside me, I simply can't fail!

He'll transform into anything, right before your eyes,

Turn into TEN Kanchomes, and grow twelve times his size.

Fret not, as it is all just part of the trick

Smoke, mirrors, and illusions, nothing more - or is it?!

Is this fake, is it real, is it all in your head?

I must admit up till now you've been falsefully lead...

For whenever Kanchome would negate or rebuke you

You were just seeing things (perhaps), now, Shin Poruku!

edited 4th Jun '14 10:49:15 AM by kagescorpionakki

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#92: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:41:10 PM

RaGn0r0k has logged in

let me make this quick: ur a shitty mentalist

u couldn't even use illusions to make ur dick look big

come and step to the plate of the internet's god

i can kick ur ass at rapping while fragging bitches in CoD

u might get decked if u step to the deckers

at least i don't hang out with some tot, u child molester

fight a member of the Syndicate who has some real class

it wont be an illusion when im kicking ur ass

edited 3rd Jun '14 6:41:47 PM by Jinxmenow

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#93: Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:48:33 PM

Pohatu

Let me tell you one thing, you're gonna get killed

You might ask why, it's because of my skill

I've slain many foes, including Makuta

Just ask yourself, "Do I really wanna do this?"

You don't, but you think you do

As of right now it's me and you

I'm quicker, harder, stronger

How to get my skills you can only ponder

And if by some miracle you beat me

My friends will come in my time of need!

edited 3rd Jun '14 6:50:19 PM by Inceptiond

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#94: Jun 4th 2014 at 3:07:48 AM

Veteran Pikeman

Back in ol' Enroth there's this good saying

"If you're not winning, you're probably not paying"

So for now I switched my spear for this magic voice stick

To tell to all of you about my whole big shtick

I am a Mook with grandeur, splendor and only level 3

The whole new upgraded version, though not completely free

Sure, I don't have a name, but I feel no shame

Once there's a 100 of us we can take on any blame

And any jokester thinking that we're naught but cronies

We deal so much D-M-G you'll be running back to mommy

We might be nothing special, but ignoring us might be fatal

The God of Random Numbers sometimes makes it hard like Satan

But we cannot give up and we won't give in

Representing Ironfists, putting holes in your grin

edited 4th Jun '14 3:08:04 AM by FergardStratoavis

MrsRatched Judging you from Nowhere Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Judging you
#95: Jun 4th 2014 at 4:11:03 AM

My name is Shinji, the Shin is four death

What are you waiting for, are you kind of deaf?

I rip off big monsters chests Unless they defect

Are you hearing, bro, I've seen the end of the world

While my father plays chess, I give you my word

If instrumentality doesnt make you tang first

I will doit with my fists

edited 4th Jun '14 4:13:27 AM by MrsRatched

Haw Haw Haw
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#96: Jun 4th 2014 at 5:19:44 AM

Laxus Dreyar

Time to clean out the trash,

For I have arrived to thrash.

The storm is coming,

Thunder and lightning,

Herald my arrival,

No time for drivel.

Future guild master,

Here to thrash a weak bastard.

Better duck and cover,

Your time is almost over.

You whiny little bitch, let me show you my style.

You better sit down, this might take a while.

You prissy little prick, you make me sick.

With everyone relying,

On your Mecha driving,

All you've got to say,

Is "I mustn't run away?"

You're so gay.

Let me see if I've got this right:

Did you ever actually win a fight?

With your own power, I mean.

Because it would seem,

You always run to mummy.

What, d'you also suck a dummy?

Whipping up this rhyme was such a waste of my time.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#97: Jun 4th 2014 at 6:17:02 AM

It's Mr. Mundy, The Sniper!

Ooh, here comes Laxus, fur scarf flying,

little static shocks because he isn't even trying!

You have a weak electric feel, you're destined to fail.

Thinking you could beat me? Now that's the real Fairy Tail...mate.

How's your head protection going? Oh, too late, you're dead.

You know it only takes a second for a bullet in your head.

Oh, that lightning's so great when you're covered in piss, Dreyar.

Pay your utilities bill, and then see how strong you are.

I'm a clever cozy camper, you're a wanker, that's that.

Step to me, and you'll be dead at the drop of a hat. Mate.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
MrsRatched Judging you from Nowhere Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Judging you
#98: Jun 4th 2014 at 10:02:03 AM

Oh, this is the sniper, too Bad he's no brighter

He shot from distance, what a brave motherfucker

Get your balls in your sack, step on ny track

Let's see what you cans do under the end of the word

You look to me so SEELE, get back to your world of nemesis

Haw Haw Haw
Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A nice butterfly
#99: Jun 4th 2014 at 10:34:57 AM

Rorschach's Journal: Wednesday, June 4th. Tonight a rapping emo teen came forth.

The stench of tears and piss wafted from him like a sewer

Clogging the nostrils of my city...of him we could use fewer

The corrupt, the impure. The unjust and the vain

But this one is just whiny. A grimy, filthy stain.

As the ones I clean, the ones I wipe: clotting rot on the streets.

See them wallow in their filth, see them keep to their lies

See them pride in their whores and see them sin to the skies

Im Rorschach of the Watchmen: and your wickedness hath sown receipts!

I do not give mercy, I do not compromise

To evil and criminals, I just give demise

You are a bad joke, Pagliacci, I give no quarrel to a beast

If you are lucky something will be left for the dogs to feast

Look up, and hear me whisper: You had your choice. You waste your life, you waste your voice

Neither of you seem capable to understand. You see...

I'm not locked in here rapping with you... you're locked rapping in here with me!

edited 4th Jun '14 10:35:52 AM by Aszur

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#100: Jun 4th 2014 at 11:29:25 AM

The Scout!

Hey, you got a little something on your face there, buddy

I'm an acer and racer, you're a disgracer,

you probably need a tracer just to find your dick

you grubby chubby chaser. Bonk!

I'm just too refined for you, you just can't hack it,

Jesus, I can cp_ on your MRA jacket,

go back and reflect on your life, it's so asinine,

when compared to THIS GUY, batting .999

Hey, Mr. Creepy Schizo, go run a couple laps

'cause you've got a couple laps, if you know what I mean.

Bitches scatter and run when they see my scattergun,

it's fun to be this badass of a fighting machine.

You're a worthless loony fucker who'd be better off dead.

You should have remembered: you should never cross RED.

edited 4th Jun '14 11:30:30 AM by Jinxmenow

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

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