Sir Crocodile |
Salutations, little one, and welcome to my world
Where fools and hopeless dreamers are frowned upon
This passion that you carry will be the death of you
Like a Sagittarius's arrow, it will pierce you through
If you think this rap is dope, you're welcome to attack
But your guns against my sand will do just jack
That jolly pinkette? She's friendzoning you hard
To not see that little fact is to be a full-blown tard
I'll break your dreams like a Kit Kat bar, you see
Since I'm of Baroque Works you ain't got shit on me
There were many before you and many will take your place
To see them despaired and broken, it's a constant arms race
Against another ideal they've created to piss me off
I'll deny them all with ease and I see your scoff
You're probably wondering "what can this dick even do?"
I'm Crocodile, former Shichibukai, let me indulge you
I'll dry you like a paper sheet, stomp on your hopes
Chuckle, smoke a cigar, will have you on my ropes
Once we're done, little one, go and rewind the time
Because you're my new hobby worth every dime
Marisa Kirisame
Yeah, yeah, we all know your rap skills are "amazing"
Will you shut up? Your oversized ego is driving me crazy
I'm Marisa Kirisame, an ordinary magician
Packing lasers and firepower rivaling nuclear fission
You don't even have a clue what you're up against
I'm the series heroine, and my power's so immense,
I've defeated Flandre, Koishi, Utsuho, and Yukari
What makes you think you could pose any threat to me?
The fire of the stars is at my command
No matter how you try, I'll just blow away your sand
I've been playable in nearly every game so far
And I was the EX-boss in Great Fairy Wars!
One Master Spark, that's all it takes
Defeating even the gods is a piece of cake
In danmaku and rap, you can call me the king
I'm Marisa, and it's time to steal some precious things!
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.![]() | Gemini Sunrise |
Ummm... I dunno what this "rap" stuff is, but I'll give it a shot.
My name is Gemini and I'm here to say
That I feel just great on this fine day
Good ol' Texas is my homeland
And I'll tell you, it sure is grand!
All my life, I've had a dream
So I came to New York for bigger and better things
I felt like I didn't fit in at first
But after meeting all my friends I can say it was worth it
I'm a cowgirl at heart, that much is true
But I love the ways of the samurai, too
I loved my master, may he rest in peace
I'll make you proud, just wait and see
So to everyone here, I would advise
Remember the name "Gemini Sunrise"
Whoo! How'd I do, Shiny?
edited 12th Apr '14 10:27:32 AM by PhysicalStamina
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
Exodia, the Forbidden One
Long ago in Egypt, in what is now an ancient land
I was sealed away in stone beneath the desert sands.
The gods feared my power, the mortals feared my might,
Even the darkest demons feared my shining golden light.
So terrible was my legend drawn in hieroglyphic scripture
That Kazuki Takahashi took me out of the picture.
Unmatched in both offense and defense, my stature great and grand
Three blue-eyes could not harm me, what chance do you stand?
If you think yourself to be clever, here's an interesting game:
Assemble all five pieces, and unlock at last my chains
You who break this seal, shall swiftly light your darkest hour,
And their last sight will be the glow of my infinite power.
Those who oppose me, accept now your fate.
Meet your end. OBLITERATE!
edited 18th Mar '14 3:24:53 PM by kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget? SAXTON HALE!!! |
Well well, if that's not the finest game
It is time I put your skills to shame
You think you're tough, yellow guy
But I'd like to see you try
To fight me like a man
In some tropical rain
I hunt chums like you for sport
And I'll have to report
Is that your head's looking good
On the wall next to the Sasquatch
I'm just in the mood
To put a knuckle in you, just watch
As I say no to gravity
Defy your physics
Put a number of cavities
In you, the risk is
That you'll die like a bloody kangaroo
At least you're not going to a bloody zoo!
You'll die for my amusement and my manly pride
Throw whatever you wish at me, I'll take it in stride
I'm the quintessence of Australian, see, this is the tale
Of the one and only man called SAXTON HALE!!!
Levin Maelstrom
You think you're a badass hunter!
But you're an amateur
You don't know real monsters
Just let me annihilate ya
The world, it doesn't need ya
It's time to meet your maker
And you will know my name is Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
And I be swaggin'
When I'm fightin' dragons
'Cause I'm a G-Rank Monster Hunteeeeeeeeeeeer!
If you mess with me
You bet I'll slay you
So mercilessly
I'm making headliiiiiiiiiiiiiines!
'Cause I be swaggin'
When I'm fightin' dragons
Now just shut up and be a good guuuuuuuuuuuy!
Don't bother trying
My blades are flying
I'll leave you dying!
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Akemi returning, sure as time keeps turning,
Gonna end the hunt, dethrone this fat c*nt!
I bet you're just in it to pay the bills,
I've had millennia to practice my skills!
Here to spit flows so chill they make you ill,
And defeat you, I will!
Read my lips, it's you the world don't need.
On Walpurgis Night, you'll see that I'm right!
I'm gonna win this fight, alright!
For you, it's twelve o'clock midnight!
That's right! Your time is up.
Let the blades fly, but I'll make you cry.
edited 12th Apr '14 4:25:43 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it." Archangel Raphael |
The one who sold her soul in exchange for emotion
No longer a human, rather demon of motion
So familiar to the one that Lord of Chaos trusts
There's no salvation to you, child, merely a well-aimed spear thrust
Inflicting wounds that never heal, tormenting your body and mind
I am One of the Four, I bring judgment for kind
That you slaughtered and brought misfortune to
For all of your sins I will rip you in two
For I can heal all your injuries, neither part will cease
Suffer this eternal torture, never be at ease
Until the end of time comes and The Lord judges you
With a mere thought of His your time will be through
All this for love that has never been reciprocated
You usurped The Lord, forgot that He had created'
All the semblance of life that you were given by Him
You wasted His merciful goodwill, all of that on a whim
For that gravely sin you will be met
With an excruciating and justified end.
Karkat
ALRIGHT, GUYS, YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT.
I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY HIVE SO YOU CAN FILL YOUR OWN BUCKET.
THESE ON MY HEAD, THEY AIN'T CANDY CORNS.
BUT A SUPER-F*CKING AWESOME PAIR OF TROLL HORNS.
COME ON, I CAN RAP BETTER THAN ALL
EVEN WHEN I'M WATCHING A SH*TTY ROMCOM
I AM KARKALICIOUS, DON'T YOU HEAR?
PEOPLE ENJOY ME EVERY TIME OF THE YEAR.
HELL, I CAN BEAT SOBER GAMZEE IN A F*CKING FIGHT.
COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN DO THAT, ALRIGHT?
edited 4th May '14 8:31:58 AM by DaftPunch
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdVaati
All you motherfuckers better sit down
Because your new king Vaati is here to steal the crown
Now, bow down as I begin to rule
Or you'll be an addition to my garden of statues
Now you might think I'm a woman, but you're mistaken
I'm a man, and the crown is mine for the taking
I'm taking Zelda's Light Force, but I'll let her survive
Until she births my children, who'll rule after my time
As for Link? Well, he'll be yelling 'till he's dead
As I strap him down and slowly slice off his head
And if you think I forgot about Ezlo, you're wrong
Because I'll turn him into an ornament for my dong
Now you may think I'm being excessively cruel
But that is unimportant; I'll be king of Hyrule!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)The Spy
Did you forget about me?
'Cause I forgot about you!
You're like this little angsty Schtroumpf,
you're so staid it bores me.
Go buy a hat from Saxton Hale
because the one you have is ugly!
You got trounced by a kid in green tights, how's that for merde?
I can attack and stab your back since I'm a smooth saboteur.
Your primeval society on a foundation of crap
can't even build something nice enough for me to sap.
I'll kick your ass with more class than the Hero of Time did.
Let me show you how it works in Builders League United.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."![]() | Shadow the Hedgehog |
I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form
It seems this battle will be a date to die for
You humans are all the same: pathetic
If you think you can best me, you can forget it
I show no mercy and shoot to kill
But I don't need chaos emeralds to increase my skill
You think you're tough cause you're internet famous
Let's see how tough you are with my Chaos Spear in your anus!
You specialize in stealth, or so I'm told
But I have Chaos Crowd Control!
Now roll over and say your last farewells
Cause after I'm done, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:06:21 PM by PhysicalStamina
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
SC2 Zealot
Here for Aiur,
To serve is my desire.
How dare you fight us;
Our cause is righteous!
I’ll crush you away,
For mercy you will pray.
My blades strike twice,
Slice and dice!
Eight to the two,
Sixteen damage, fool!
You’re so fake, that’s all it will take!
Try to run away? My Charge will make you pay!
Z to the E to the A-LOT!
I’ll cut you into pieces, and leave you to rot!
Psionic mastery, see? That’s me!
Servant to the highest, in raps, the flyest!
The Khala is served – and you’ll get what you deserve!
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:09:07 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Eddie "Killbane" Pryor
This is hardly the match of the century.
Did I get another two-bit Angel sent to me?
You look like some kind of shitty Space Odyssey.
You should get out of the ring and try to hide from me.
Try building additional pylons, that's wiser
Than trying to stand toe to toe with my piledriver.
Have you seen my Apoca Fists? You're gonna get bloody
If you tangle with the world's greatest wrestler, buddy.
Your whole entire army is intergalactic elves.
Gangstas In Space made more sense than the story your game tells!
Your weak-ass little clan didn't get a campaign!
It's probably because you couldn't handle the cam-pain.
Just watch, the Walking Apocalypse will fry your brain.
They'll have to take your mangled body and flush it down the drain.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."![]() | Parco Folgore and Kanchome |
Now stepping to the battlefield - watch this my amores -
The mighty, invincible, iron Parco Folgore!
Against me none can stand, the mighty turn frail
And with Kanchome beside me, I simply can't fail!
He'll transform into anything, right before your eyes,
Turn into TEN Kanchomes, and grow twelve times his size.
Fret not, as it is all just part of the trick
Smoke, mirrors, and illusions, nothing more - or is it?!
Is this fake, is it real, is it all in your head?
I must admit up till now you've been falsefully lead...
For whenever Kanchome would negate or rebuke you
You were just seeing things (perhaps), now, Shin Poruku!
edited 4th Jun '14 10:49:15 AM by kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?let me make this quick: ur a shitty mentalist
u couldn't even use illusions to make ur dick look big
come and step to the plate of the internet's god
i can kick ur ass at rapping while fragging bitches in CoD
u might get decked if u step to the deckers
at least i don't hang out with some tot, u child molester
fight a member of the Syndicate who has some real class
it wont be an illusion when im kicking ur ass
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:41:47 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Pohatu
Let me tell you one thing, you're gonna get killed
You might ask why, it's because of my skill
I've slain many foes, including Makuta
Just ask yourself, "Do I really wanna do this?"
You don't, but you think you do
As of right now it's me and you
I'm quicker, harder, stronger
How to get my skills you can only ponder
And if by some miracle you beat me
My friends will come in my time of need!
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:50:19 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart. Veteran Pikeman |
Back in ol' Enroth there's this good saying
"If you're not winning, you're probably not paying"
So for now I switched my spear for this magic voice stick
To tell to all of you about my whole big shtick
I am a Mook with grandeur, splendor and only level 3
The whole new upgraded version, though not completely free
Sure, I don't have a name, but I feel no shame
Once there's a 100 of us we can take on any blame
And any jokester thinking that we're naught but cronies
We deal so much D-M-G you'll be running back to mommy
We might be nothing special, but ignoring us might be fatal
The God of Random Numbers sometimes makes it hard like Satan
But we cannot give up and we won't give in
Representing Ironfists, putting holes in your grin
edited 4th Jun '14 3:08:04 AM by FergardStratoavis
My name is Shinji, the Shin is four death
What are you waiting for, are you kind of deaf?
I rip off big monsters chests Unless they defect
Are you hearing, bro, I've seen the end of the world
While my father plays chess, I give you my word
If instrumentality doesnt make you tang first
I will doit with my fists
edited 4th Jun '14 4:13:27 AM by MrsRatched
Haw Haw Haw
Laxus Dreyar
Time to clean out the trash,
For I have arrived to thrash.
The storm is coming,
Thunder and lightning,
Herald my arrival,
No time for drivel.
Future guild master,
Here to thrash a weak bastard.
Better duck and cover,
Your time is almost over.
You whiny little bitch, let me show you my style.
You better sit down, this might take a while.
You prissy little prick, you make me sick.
With everyone relying,
On your Mecha driving,
All you've got to say,
Is "I mustn't run away?"
You're so gay.
Let me see if I've got this right:
Did you ever actually win a fight?
With your own power, I mean.
Because it would seem,
You always run to mummy.
What, d'you also suck a dummy?
Whipping up this rhyme was such a waste of my time.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."It's Mr. Mundy, The Sniper!
Ooh, here comes Laxus, fur scarf flying,
little static shocks because he isn't even trying!
You have a weak electric feel, you're destined to fail.
Thinking you could beat me? Now that's the real Fairy Tail...mate.
How's your head protection going? Oh, too late, you're dead.
You know it only takes a second for a bullet in your head.
Oh, that lightning's so great when you're covered in piss, Dreyar.
Pay your utilities bill, and then see how strong you are.
I'm a clever cozy camper, you're a wanker, that's that.
Step to me, and you'll be dead at the drop of a hat. Mate.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Oh, this is the sniper, too Bad he's no brighter
He shot from distance, what a brave motherfucker
Get your balls in your sack, step on ny track
Let's see what you cans do under the end of the word
You look to me so SEELE, get back to your world of nemesis
Haw Haw HawRorschach's Journal: Wednesday, June 4th. Tonight a rapping emo teen came forth.
The stench of tears and piss wafted from him like a sewer
Clogging the nostrils of my city...of him we could use fewer
The corrupt, the impure. The unjust and the vain
But this one is just whiny. A grimy, filthy stain.
As the ones I clean, the ones I wipe: clotting rot on the streets.
See them wallow in their filth, see them keep to their lies
See them pride in their whores and see them sin to the skies
Im Rorschach of the Watchmen: and your wickedness hath sown receipts!
I do not give mercy, I do not compromise
To evil and criminals, I just give demise
You are a bad joke, Pagliacci, I give no quarrel to a beast
If you are lucky something will be left for the dogs to feast
Look up, and hear me whisper: You had your choice. You waste your life, you waste your voice
Neither of you seem capable to understand. You see...
I'm not locked in here rapping with you... you're locked rapping in here with me!
edited 4th Jun '14 10:35:52 AM by Aszur
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothesThe Scout!
Hey, you got a little something on your face there, buddy
I'm an acer and racer, you're a disgracer,
you probably need a tracer just to find your dick
you grubby chubby chaser. Bonk!
I'm just too refined for you, you just can't hack it,
Jesus, I can cp_ on your MRA jacket,
go back and reflect on your life, it's so asinine,
when compared to THIS GUY, batting .999
Hey, Mr. Creepy Schizo, go run a couple laps
'cause you've got a couple laps, if you know what I mean.
Bitches scatter and run when they see my scattergun,
it's fun to be this badass of a fighting machine.
You're a worthless loony fucker who'd be better off dead.
You should have remembered: you should never cross RED.
edited 4th Jun '14 11:30:30 AM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

Sir Crocodile

SAXTON HALE!!!
Archangel Raphael


Veteran Pikeman
Homura Akemi
That won't be necessary, I'll play with you
Soon as I finish Swissing up that Kyube
Homura Akemi, that's all you need to know
And it's time for my shield to stop this show
I'm here to separate the chaff from the wheat
You better believe that I'm briniging the heat
M4's, Berettas, couple RPG-7s
All in the name of Madoka's Heaven
A mahou shoujo series no basement dweller had seen
Did you expect anything less from Urobuchi?
Like to see you try and beat that thing
Even Sayaka Miki's got more in her little ring
Neither of us are human, but what have you done
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Except sit in a room for a half millennium?
Reset the timeline? There's no need for that
I'll just send this tanker up your ass of fat