Yes, yes indded Kay, you should use the knife to make Saiga your friend.
In fact you should name the knife the FRIENDMAKER
!
- This sidequest, however, was intentionally bad. This is a good place to point out that Saul was trying to get David killed. Again. Just think of it. "Sure, David. Just bring me evidence that you've mutilated the penises of a hundred Philistines." Left unsaid: "Yes, mutilated. The boy ain't a mohel (Jewish doctor with the ritual role of conducting circumcisions) I'm sure his 'circumcisions' won't be exactly neat. As soon as the Philistines figure out what he's up to, they'll start fighting not only for their lives but for their junks against this mad genital-chopping serial killer I've just unleashed. Have fun, boy!"
Who's up for some dong-chopping?
Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.@Saiga
Uh... how? >__>
Also, reading a hilarious fanfic right now. Abusive mother constantly beats the shit out of daughter A, daughter B notices this eventually but daughter A tells her not to tell anyone. Then best friend of daughter A notices it too and calls the police after some time, abusive mother goes nuts and beats both daughter, daughter A lies to the police about abusive mother abusing daughter B and convinces B to go along with it (even though the police saw both of them getting hit by her). Daughter A gets taken away from her and adopted, but otherwise abusive mother gets away with it and keeps daughter B. Then abusive mother convinces daughter B that daughter A was lying the whole time and asked her to beat the shit out of her because she (daughter A) hated daughter B and this all was an elaborate plan to become part of a new family. Daughter B believes her, and more extremely retarded angst ensues.
If your IQ dropped by 50 points, I wouldn't blame you.
Whateverz you guise, have fun playing with penis's and knives and stuff, I'm gonna go watch a Chrono Trigger lets play.
Still a better love story than Twilight One Man Team.
edited 17th Jan '13 4:39:08 PM by Ironypus

Did d roy just imply that Shlugo's 'Goliath'?