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Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6401: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:09:12 PM

Did d roy just imply that Shlugo's 'Goliath'?

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#6402: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:10:07 PM

@Irony - You never heard of his certain quest.

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6403: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:10:27 PM

But Shlugo-oniichan, they started! sad

Mou, tell him how it was, Irony-ojisan!

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#6404: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:10:35 PM

[up][up][up][up] That's the thing, you never did!

edited 17th Jan '13 4:10:42 PM by Saiga

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#6405: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:12:17 PM

Kay, it doesn't matter who started it, but who'll end it...

now grab a knife and make me proud!

Roy- We agreed we won't mention that!

edited 17th Jan '13 4:13:24 PM by Shlugo_the_great

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6406: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:12:50 PM

[up][up][up]Aww hell naw am I standing up to Crack Daddy Shluugs.

edited 17th Jan '13 4:13:35 PM by Ironypus

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6407: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:13:22 PM

[up][up] W-What am I supposed to do with a knife?

[up] D:

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#6408: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:15:13 PM

You always argue with Saiga. But if there's no Saiga left to argue with...

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6409: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:16:08 PM

... So you think a knife as a present would make him stop?!

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6410: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:17:21 PM

I'd do what he says kay, or he'll use Goliath and hammer you into the ground like a tent peg.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#6411: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:17:29 PM

Knife?

You know what that means.

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Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#6412: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:18:29 PM

[up][up][up] I like this train of thought. I can never have too many knives.

edited 17th Jan '13 4:18:39 PM by Saiga

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#6414: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:20:23 PM

Yes, yes indded Kay, you should use the knife to make Saiga your friend.

In fact you should name the knife the FRIENDMAKER!

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#6415: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:20:33 PM

[up][up]Thanks.evil grin

edited 17th Jan '13 4:20:51 PM by Saiga

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6416: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:21:30 PM

Idiot kay!

You just messed up the perfect opportunity to post a pic of Rukia/Ichigo getting shanked!

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6417: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:23:00 PM

But I wanted to make peace with Saiga-san!

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#6418: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:23:48 PM

Peace through superior fire-power!

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#6419: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:24:24 PM

King Saul: "Sure, David, you can marry my daughter, just bring me a hundred Philistine foreskins." Worst. Quest. Ever. At least the drop rate is 100%. Even worse, David apparently got caught up in the "farming" and brought in two hundred, thus proving that Level Grinding and Collection Sidequest (not to mention Bragging Rights Reward!) are indeed Older Than Feudalism.
  • This sidequest, however, was intentionally bad. This is a good place to point out that Saul was trying to get David killed. Again. Just think of it. "Sure, David. Just bring me evidence that you've mutilated the penises of a hundred Philistines." Left unsaid: "Yes, mutilated. The boy ain't a mohel (Jewish doctor with the ritual role of conducting circumcisions) I'm sure his 'circumcisions' won't be exactly neat. As soon as the Philistines figure out what he's up to, they'll start fighting not only for their lives but for their junks against this mad genital-chopping serial killer I've just unleashed. Have fun, boy!"

Who's up for some dong-chopping?

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Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6420: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:26:00 PM

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of David vs. Goliath size comparisons.

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#6421: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:30:01 PM

Kay-chan, would you like to help me test out my new knife?smile

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#6422: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:30:41 PM

Chopping time! Choppity chop chop chop!

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6423: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:37:40 PM

@Saiga

Uh... how? >__>

Also, reading a hilarious fanfic right now. Abusive mother constantly beats the shit out of daughter A, daughter B notices this eventually but daughter A tells her not to tell anyone. Then best friend of daughter A notices it too and calls the police after some time, abusive mother goes nuts and beats both daughter, daughter A lies to the police about abusive mother abusing daughter B and convinces B to go along with it (even though the police saw both of them getting hit by her). Daughter A gets taken away from her and adopted, but otherwise abusive mother gets away with it and keeps daughter B. Then abusive mother convinces daughter B that daughter A was lying the whole time and asked her to beat the shit out of her because she (daughter A) hated daughter B and this all was an elaborate plan to become part of a new family. Daughter B believes her, and more extremely retarded angst ensues.

If your IQ dropped by 50 points, I wouldn't blame you.

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#6424: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:37:42 PM

Whateverz you guise, have fun playing with penis's and knives and stuff, I'm gonna go watch a Chrono Trigger lets play.

[up]Still a better love story than Twilight One Man Team.

edited 17th Jan '13 4:39:08 PM by Ironypus

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#6425: Jan 17th 2013 at 4:42:17 PM

[up][up] What's strange about that?

And don't worry, no dongs will be chopped in the testing of the knife. We all know I'm more of a stabbing kind of guy.

Now c'mere.


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