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Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28176: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:02:20 AM

>tfw blue eyes but brown hair

just kill me now fam, will I ever make it?

mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#28177: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:03:17 AM

Not everything from Australia shoots venom from their eyes, and swoops down on unsuspecting bikers, man. Don't believe in unwarranted stereotypes.

Hypothetical, scientific question; if you have the flu and literally feel like your body is beating itself up from the inside, what is the best offering to the Starborn One, he who watches all; my firstborn lamb, a paper that represents all my dreams and ambitions, or my life savings??

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28178: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:05:48 AM

Aww, I was setting the joke about how Australia is where Britain used to send it's ugly people, but now I would feel bad.

Cheer up Sai-Sai, I actually don't have anything against you Australians. Except that one guy who kept calling me cunt, but he was just rude.

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28179: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:05:52 AM

someone's else's lamb, paper and life savings

duh

[up] You're going to have to narrow that down, that could cover a lot of Australians

edited 7th Sep '16 4:06:19 AM by Saiga

Gilphon (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#28180: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:08:53 AM

Hmm. Well, I think the Starborn One cares nothing for money, so probably you'd want to feed the paper to the lamb, and then offer that.

Though really if we're being scientific about it, we need four people- one who offers each of those things, and one who offers nothing- and then see which one pleases the Starborn One most. But I don't think that study's been done, because of how we fear the Starborn One's wrath, so I can't give you a truly scientific answer.

edited 7th Sep '16 4:11:42 AM by Gilphon

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28181: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:09:45 AM

Sacrifice you gym membership. You know you'll never really use it anyway.

[up]So Australians are actually really rude people?

mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#28182: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:18:16 AM

@saiga: Genius. Now, unrelated question, but where do you keep your firstborn lamb?

@Gilphon: Clearly someone hasn't been reading on the latest findings.

Yes it is true the Starborn One cares not for earthly belongings, but rather thn the money itself, it is the sentiment and meaning we imprint on it. Contrary to what those Humanities fuckboys state, there was found a direct spiritual connection to money and happiness, and by extension, the soul itself.

@Shlugo: Already did that when I found out working out on your own time saves on money.

Thank you fo the answers to this hypothetical question. Any of you need me, and I'l just be hypothetically lying on the bed and crying.

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28183: Sep 7th 2016 at 4:49:19 AM

i ate it

[up][up] It's not necessarily rude coming from an Australian!

edited 7th Sep '16 4:49:46 AM by Saiga

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#28184: Sep 7th 2016 at 6:07:59 AM

What is Starborn One?

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#28185: Sep 7th 2016 at 10:12:58 AM

Ballin. Especially considering I'm hoping to be in Oz come February for a visit.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy
Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28186: Sep 7th 2016 at 3:28:01 PM

This post

While I appreciate your offer, Cru's a one woman man now! Dating my first hispanic chick!

Everyone in this thread has the kangaroo fever.

edited 7th Sep '16 3:28:45 PM by Cruherrx

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#28188: Sep 7th 2016 at 8:42:08 PM

...did I just walk into something weird again?

Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#28189: Sep 7th 2016 at 9:11:13 PM

Nah, just Cru settling for south of the border, when he could go south of the Equator. I hear Australian girls are wild. You know, cause of the Coriolis Effect.

Hmm... Maybe this is why there's no women active in the thread anymore.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy
Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#28190: Sep 7th 2016 at 9:34:41 PM

I mean, there's Lu, but she's always busy.

Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28191: Sep 8th 2016 at 12:30:16 AM

Busy thinking "fuck those guys"

If I am not being the benchmark for off-putting posts we are having serious problems

Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28192: Sep 8th 2016 at 1:25:51 AM

Oh, we're trying to scare women away?

Let me go grab my misogyny hat.


Wander

She knows if she crosses me I'll get her sent back to Mexico. You've not been in a good relationship until you've been in one held together by fear.

edited 8th Sep '16 1:27:16 AM by Cruherrx

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#28193: Sep 8th 2016 at 4:22:58 AM

So I started to play Overwatch.

I played several heroes, but in the end the one that appealed to me the most was...Mercy. For those of you who don't play the game, she's primarily a healer, with very weak offensive capacity and ability to fly towards allies, as well as having an Ultimate that involves resurrecting dead characters.

I don't know why, but holy shit playing as her is just so incredibly fun. It's just so much fun flying around the map, dodging enemy's fire (Mercy is #1 priority target), healing and resurrecting your allies. Now I have enough skill to use the secondary arm to shoot down Genji and Tracer, and even McCree when I get lucky.

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#28194: Sep 8th 2016 at 4:37:34 AM

@droy: Starborn One is my joke God, who I've started bringing up in the middle of conversations of the faith, because I'm in a conservative Catholic College.

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28195: Sep 8th 2016 at 4:42:38 AM

So you are saying I sacrificed neighbor's rabbit for nothing? Well, that's awkward...

wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#28196: Sep 8th 2016 at 7:09:51 AM

I do wish the wimmin would come back, though.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy
mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#28197: Sep 8th 2016 at 7:18:34 AM

@shlugo:Not if you believe har enough. Then he will be real.

@droy: is overwath literally perfect

Deets on the the new Tiger Mask anime have been given. Spare a moment and marvel at two legit, big deal pro-wrestlers becoming anime.

Just by the concept art it looks like a done-for-cheap deal and I am in love.

edited 8th Sep '16 7:19:09 AM by mrsunshinesprinkles

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28198: Sep 8th 2016 at 9:32:41 AM

[up]I only know Tiger Mask because Eddie Guerrero played his arch enemy for a while.

[up][up]Arha is better than any woman, Wander. I thought we established this years ago.

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#28199: Sep 8th 2016 at 9:34:21 AM

[up] What if Arha is a woman?

I'm thinking Arha looks like this.

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28200: Sep 8th 2016 at 9:48:31 AM

[up][up][up]I don't know who those guys are, but they should feel honored to have a privilege of being a part of such a legendary anime.

[up]Don't be silly. This is Arha.

edited 8th Sep '16 9:57:31 AM by Shlugo_the_great


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