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MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#28101: Aug 22nd 2016 at 4:05:56 PM

Had another dream. But it was weird. I dreamt that I read a plot synopsis of the Lion King III and that I then imagined it as I was reading it. It was very Neverending Story-like

It involved a sequel to the Lion King II with the prologue being Kovu finding out about what happened to Scar (he was eaten by hyenas). Several years after the Lion King II and the hyenas are now encroaching on lion territory. Kovu's son wants to know what happened with grandpa scar but Kovu doesn't want to tell him until he's older so Kovu's son takes a small journey to go ask question. Like in the Lion King I, Kovu's son gets attacked by a pack of hyenas except there's no Mufasa, Simba or Kovu to save him and he gets eaten.

Kovu along with Simba's other three sons (against a pregnant Kiara and Simba's wishes) swear bloody vengeance against the hyenas and start a war between the two similar to how in the last movie Simba and Kovu's mom warred against each other. Except there is no hope of peace by the end.

Simba and Kiara try to make peace with the hyenas but Kovu and Simba's three sons attack the peace conference and eat the hyena leader. Then it's total war after that and it end with the lions victorious but Kovu, Simba's wife and Simba's three sons die by the final battle. Simba is the only one left after his daughter dies in childbirth and he has to try again to raise his grandson to be different.

edited 22nd Aug '16 11:33:13 PM by MadSkillz

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28102: Aug 22nd 2016 at 6:44:03 PM

What a neat little cautionary tale.

Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#28103: Aug 22nd 2016 at 6:48:56 PM

The moral of the story is that lions are dicks.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#28104: Aug 22nd 2016 at 8:39:44 PM

Pity it didn't involve any hot steamy sex.

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#28105: Aug 22nd 2016 at 11:38:07 PM

[up][up] Also tasty.

I know it sounds pretty coherent but I cut all Big Lipped Alligator Moments or else I'd include stupid shit like "and then at this point Kovu's name became Koba (Planet of the Apes) and then Simba ate him but then he was okay again and my dream continued like it never happened".

edited 22nd Aug '16 11:39:04 PM by MadSkillz

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28106: Aug 23rd 2016 at 12:29:23 AM

That sounds like an allegory for pretending not to notice your friends flaws, even though they're self destructing. You have such insightful dreams.

edited 23rd Aug '16 12:29:43 AM by Ironypus

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28107: Aug 23rd 2016 at 12:30:26 AM

So how do you interpret the dream where I turned into a giant butterfly and ate everyone here

Gilphon (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#28108: Aug 23rd 2016 at 12:51:04 AM

It's an allegory for your desire to fly around and eat people.

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28109: Aug 23rd 2016 at 4:10:42 AM

Well either it's about how an obsession with cosmetics consumerism will ruin your social life or, much more likely, you just want to fly around and eat people because you're into some freaky shit.

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28110: Aug 23rd 2016 at 4:34:41 AM

So Saiga wants to be Cell?

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28111: Aug 23rd 2016 at 4:51:30 AM

To be fair, I think that most people want to be Cell.

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28112: Aug 23rd 2016 at 1:01:50 PM

He's Perfect after all.

Went to see Batman the Killing Joke today. Pretty solid movie. even though it felt more like two shorter stories put together.

Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28113: Aug 23rd 2016 at 3:06:59 PM

I would sacrifice no less than 3 orphanages to have Perfect Cell's voice.

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#28114: Aug 23rd 2016 at 7:11:26 PM

Watched a You Tube clip of Unlimited Blade Works anime English dub.

Holy fuck, I love Lancer's dub more than the original version.

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#28115: Aug 24th 2016 at 2:42:48 AM

Always good to hear a dub turns out and is good. We aren't exactly flooded with them, so when something is dubbed and the dub is stellar, it's worth a round of high fives.

@Cru: To be fair, most of us wouldn't need much incentive to sacrifice an orphanage or seven.

@shlugo: Just going by my trusted sources man. I only know the reputation to the shows I listed, with the exception of Nisekoi.

On an unrelated note, A Silent Voice is getting a movie animated by Kyoto Animation. Kyoto Animation does an animation very good, and general consensus is that A Silent Voice is a big ol' feelsy fest. This is something to be worth hyping oneself over.

edited 24th Aug '16 2:44:07 AM by mrsunshinesprinkles

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28116: Aug 24th 2016 at 2:46:28 AM

So I just realised I haven't contacted one of my closest friends in 9 months

I am a shitty friend

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28117: Aug 24th 2016 at 3:00:20 AM

Ah, but have they contacted you? You could both be shit.

Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28118: Aug 24th 2016 at 3:22:38 PM

[up][up][lol][lol][lol]

I haven't talked to my best friend in over a year!

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28119: Aug 24th 2016 at 3:33:25 PM

Been there. Had no contact with my best friend for over a year, and it would probably be longer if I hadn't met him by chance. It didn't actually affect our friendship at all, which is how I know he's a true friend.

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28120: Aug 24th 2016 at 5:29:55 PM

[up]That's always a nice feeling. I hardly speak to my friends from school, at least the ones I don't live with, and it's always like no time has passed.

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28121: Aug 24th 2016 at 7:21:25 PM

[up][up][up] surely it hasn't been that long since we last spoke

Cruherrx I say things. from my own little world Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
I say things.
#28122: Aug 25th 2016 at 3:01:23 AM

[up]I said my best friend, not my life partner, Saiga.

[up][up][up]That's my reasoning too!

edited 25th Aug '16 3:01:48 AM by Cruherrx

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."
Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#28123: Aug 25th 2016 at 5:11:29 AM

i have been one-upped

well played

Shlugo_the_great King of Burgers from Far Far Away (On A Trope Odyssey) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
King of Burgers
#28124: Aug 28th 2016 at 4:40:44 AM

Went to a food festival this weekend. It was awesome, but I'm kind of glad it only happens like twice a year, or my finances would look dreadful.

Ironypus from Australia Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#28125: Aug 28th 2016 at 4:54:29 AM

>finances

Man, I got pretty much replaced at work without being told about it until I went in. I hope woolies calls me back.

edited 28th Aug '16 4:54:37 AM by Ironypus


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