"In Georgia, in 1955, you could get thirty days on a chain gang for telephoning a fish." - Stephen Fry in the QI episode I'm watching.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line"What women find attractive is a man who uses the entirety of his day whining over women, social democracy and society in the comment-sections of online newspapers."
Best snarky comment in a comment-section on an online newspaper I've seen in a long time.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!I saw two black kids coming out of school today. One of them put the other in a headlock, saying "You DO NOT DISRESPECT THE BMW. Say you're sorry." There was a beamer right next them, so I assume the little guy besmirched the car.
I'm a skeptical squirrel""With the stick in my right hand, the throttle in my left, and the rudder beneath my feet, I can savor that essence from which life is made." - Stephen Coonts.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.I used to think Hawkeye was lame, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Alsobooooooooooooooooo
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Courtesy of JHM on the IJBM2 forum:
Yes, learning it is a bitch, but once you do, you have only the world to discover.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. —Jimi Hendrix
Angry queer dude. Ze/zer, they/them, or xe/xyr/xem pronouns.From Cracked (where I find all of my posts for this thread):
"Remember that time is money, especially in the finest Parisian bordellos."
"I've lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing Proofs I see of this Truth — That God governs in the Affairs of Men, and that My Penis governs the Affairs of Your Wife. Every Tuesday."
"Let me add, that only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. And only invirtuous women are capable of throating all eight inches of Benjamin Jr without gagging."
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes, and that fine bawdy harlot Constance Hampton proffering her wanton ass for only a mere flagon of ale every Friday night down at Friar's Tavern."
" I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it - for how else will we keep the cathouses stocked with eager and willing strumpets?"
"Well done is better than well said: I'm not paying you to talk, girl."
"Is that because of your age, or because no one today remembers how to destroy a warlock?"
Seanbaby on the old people self help books.
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageI'm sorry to revive this thread after a few months, but it's easier than starting a new one. ^_^
"This plaid is our tree." -My mom, while decorating the shop for the holidays.
Stupid doomed timeline...In which someone debunks the famous "Spiders Georg" trend.
edited 30th Nov '13 1:35:42 PM by fancywig
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......You're living. You occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means?
You matter.
Science and sappiness in one? Why the heck not.
edited 8th Dec '13 11:38:23 PM by Kookje
xxxxxxWelcome to paradise. Now go to hell.It's a few years old and I'm just seeing it today, but Steve Albini had an interview with the fashion magazine GQ. The last question he was asked was how he would describe his fashion. His pretentious yet hilarious response:
edited 10th Dec '13 5:59:37 AM by FingerPuppet
Posted by the poster above me:
"So what turns you on?" "Oh, it's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it."
"The last thing I want is to summon the ghost of my great Aunt while naked. And seriously, ladies, I'd rather have a vagina demon than let some dude exorcise me via fingerbang"
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-psychics-whose-baffling-scams-almost-worked/#ixzz2nJsscmlT
edited 12th Dec '13 6:57:53 PM by Xopher001
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Body of an email sent to all members of the historical society to which I belong:
now if they are ALL GONE, that is the time to call the police
I never thought I'd be so sad to say I had friends.
Help?.. please...My boyfriend, ladies and gents.
From Out-of-Context DND, adventures in Min-Maxing:
edited 22nd Feb '14 8:52:04 PM by Blueeyedrat
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."From Edit Bannednote :
I just discovered that Evan Dahm has a Tumblr. Even better, he also runs a blog about world-building: