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ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#301: May 24th 2017 at 7:02:14 AM

"Anyone who shits on a idol’s appearance is automatically Ugly™ sorry I don’t make the rules" —totally-real-kpop-quotes

edited 24th May '17 7:04:02 AM by ReikoKazama

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Ramen Fairy
#302: May 25th 2017 at 3:34:06 PM

I saw this on another board in response to the boogeyman legend being started by parents who didn't want their children running away from home at night.

Parent logic: "We're afraid our child will sneak out at night So to keep them from sneaking out of their room, let's make up a story about a monster hiding inside their room." BRILLIANT!!!

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
MahStache from Old Jersey, not the bad new one Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#303: Jun 11th 2017 at 1:13:48 AM

"The poor little Hero! Frail and weak! Just like the ones that believe in you... but do they really believe? They are too busy looking out for themselves. Risking everything for fame and glory... hoarding resources, and writing rules to support the structure, instead of the life it was meant to protect. Now, blinded by the beauty of creation, they have lost connection to the world that we create! The perfect storm is at hand, and with this scepter I will end your reign of tyranny once and for all."

-Wilfre from Drawn to Life

kaalban Schrodinger's Human from everywhere and nowhere Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Schrodinger's Human
#304: Jun 11th 2017 at 1:26:13 AM

My friend's friend said this once:

"I may be dumb, but I'm not blonde". Clearly, being a blonde is the worst sin of humanity.

edited 11th Jun '17 1:26:34 AM by kaalban

Everything that lives is designed to end.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#305: Jun 12th 2017 at 7:50:41 AM

"Speak kindly to yourself, and only do what you can."

- Raspy Mink. She wasn't speaking to me, but I still think this is excellent advice, and just what I needed to hear.

Very good kitty
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Ramen Fairy
#306: Jun 19th 2017 at 6:19:42 PM

From rapper Vince Staples' Reddit AMA a few days ago:

500 Days of Summer [is my favorite romcom], I like watching white people struggle through life.

edited 19th Jun '17 6:19:53 PM by Spinosegnosaurus77

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#308: Nov 24th 2017 at 8:31:11 PM

"Some like it hot and some sweat then the heat is on"

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CDRW Since: May, 2016
#309: Nov 28th 2017 at 8:55:21 PM

"But unless you can move your brain, amputating the front of your skull is a supremely bad idea." ~ random poster in a fanfic thread

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#310: Jan 22nd 2018 at 12:49:17 PM

Perfection is no small thing, but it IS made of small things - Henry Royce

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Teemo from Nottingham, UK (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: In another castle
#311: Jun 5th 2019 at 11:06:58 PM

"Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely. But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking." Dwight D. Eisenhower

BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#312: Jun 6th 2019 at 12:51:56 AM

"You're wrong, Megatron. Ultra Magnus didn't make me into the bot I am today. You did."
Optimus Prime, Transformers Animated: The Mercy of Prime, Chapter 16

Yinyang107 from the True North (Decatroper) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
#313: Jun 6th 2019 at 8:26:35 AM

"A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are built for." -John A. Shedd

Madison14 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#314: Aug 10th 2019 at 11:14:36 AM

"I have high-functioning autism and it's a terrible thing to have, in that it gives you the impression that you are functioning highly." - Hannah Gadsby

Teemo from Nottingham, UK (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: In another castle
#315: Sep 9th 2019 at 6:33:18 PM

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

― C. S. Lewis

The12thDoctor Since: Feb, 2016
#316: Sep 9th 2019 at 7:46:44 PM

"The one who knows when he can fight, and when he cannot fight, will be victorious." - Sun Tzu

This rings well for me, as I am a pacifist.

Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#317: Sep 10th 2019 at 2:51:33 PM

"The present is nothing but the howling madness of the past, codified, mummified, and put to work."

said by Sam Kriss, who was outed for sex crimes on twitter like a year or two ago

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#318: Oct 1st 2019 at 1:43:53 PM

"You kneel before my throne unaware that it is born of lies."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
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#319: Oct 10th 2019 at 6:24:14 AM

"What's worse than falling in love with a person who only has eyes for another? Falling in love with two people who only have eyes for each other"

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sifsand Madman Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Madman
#320: Oct 11th 2019 at 3:38:27 AM

"If womb is pronounced like 'Woom' and tomb is pronounced like 'Toom', shouldn't bomb be pronounced like 'Boom'?"

aNinjaWithAIDS The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power from The Kingdom of Eltona Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Cast away
The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power
#321: Oct 11th 2019 at 3:53:33 AM

[up] English as a whole is a grammatical abomination. Three other examples.

  • If the plural of tooth is teeth, then shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

  • If the difference between the words come and home is one letter, then why is the O stressed differently?

Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!
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#322: Oct 11th 2019 at 7:33:42 AM

I have a very hard time distinguishing between "full" and "fool". But maybe that's because I'm not a native English speaker.


"An audience is a spotlight, and a spotlight doesn't hug you back" ShadyPenguin

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ArgonianLorekeeper See ya later. from Colony 9 Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
See ya later.
#323: Oct 27th 2019 at 3:46:22 PM

"If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person"A dog presentation meme, of all things

You can find me here now.
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#324: Nov 2nd 2019 at 5:12:55 AM

"We can achieve anything if we work together as one."

— Siya Kolisi

(Well done Springboks! Congratulations South Africa!)

Edited by BrightLight on Nov 4th 2019 at 9:05:30 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#325: Nov 2nd 2019 at 6:10:41 AM

"The nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents ska again."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald

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