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JasonC No boom today... from Good Old Blighty Since: Nov, 2012
No boom today...
#926: Jan 10th 2013 at 9:57:23 AM

"We can," Tequila said in reply to Red. "We have a sniper here with us," She nodded at Cranston. "He gets in as close as he can and when Glassy comes outside, he puts a bullet through his head."

"You are my future selves? Am I having a Mid-Life Crisis?" The War Doctor - Day of The Doctor
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#927: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:09:12 AM

"But the kid told him we're going to be a half-hour late. And we don't even know when this patrol was supposed to go back the base. Glassy won't come out here to check on us for hours. Why don't we just drive these two punks back to town and then we can regroup here and then formulate an attack plan on the radio base?" Red suggested to Tequila and Cranston.

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#928: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:31:34 AM

"I don't know how we're going to handle these prisoners or what to do about the helicopter," Dale said, "But when time's up, if we make Flyer here tell Glassy over the radio that the engine was worse than they thought and need a pickup, we can probably lure them out of the radio station. He'll probably leave some people behind, so we deal with them, take over the place, and then we're ready to surprise them when they come back. Hell, maybe they've got an armory stocked with heavy weapons."

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#929: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:50:43 AM

"Y'know," Red said in response to Dale's plan. "That's not a bad idea. Hold on." Red said. Then without consulting anybody, he turned the walkie talkie back on and spoke into it. He once again put a hand over Billy's killer's mouth to prevent him from shouting anything incriminating over the radio.

"Glassy, this is Noland." Red said, in imitation of the bandit's voice.

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#930: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:53:10 AM

"Shit! Fuck! Damn it!" Dale muttered, "What are you doing?"

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#931: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:56:25 AM

"Relax" mouthed Red, while he waited for a response. He didn't know what Dale was so worked up over. After all, this was his idea.

JasonC No boom today... from Good Old Blighty Since: Nov, 2012
No boom today...
#932: Jan 10th 2013 at 1:10:19 PM

Tequila reached out and put one hand over Red's on the Walkie Talkie. "If you say one goddamn word more, The bandits won't have to shoot you! What the hell are you doing?!" She hissed furiously.

edited 10th Jan '13 1:10:41 PM by JasonC

"You are my future selves? Am I having a Mid-Life Crisis?" The War Doctor - Day of The Doctor
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#933: Jan 10th 2013 at 1:36:47 PM

"Relax," Red said again as he moved away from Tequila "I'm going to tell Glassy he needs to pick us up at this location. When he gets here, we'll take him by surprise!" Red explained to the bewildered movement.

"Now hush, before Glassy hears you."

JasonC No boom today... from Good Old Blighty Since: Nov, 2012
No boom today...
#934: Jan 10th 2013 at 1:53:44 PM

Tequila's brows contracted. "Hush?" She stared at him open-mouthed. "Did you just.." She was too dumbfounded for a moment.

Her other hand went to her gun, and it took a great deal of self-control not to draw and shoot Red.

edited 10th Jan '13 1:56:06 PM by JasonC

"You are my future selves? Am I having a Mid-Life Crisis?" The War Doctor - Day of The Doctor
TheLastGreatWarrior When words are not enough from Not here Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: In another castle
When words are not enough
#935: Jan 10th 2013 at 4:39:21 PM

"What the hell?! We're not trying to kill them all!" He said, "Shit!" He said and ran over Kirk going into shock, rolled him into Recovery Position peeled his shirt, put on a pair of surgical gloves(In his med-kit, and started to bandage the holes tightly. "Don't die on me bastard." He said as he continued bandaging him up.

edited 10th Jan '13 4:51:57 PM by TheLastGreatWarrior

"Somebody barbequin'?!"
TroyandHawk The Blinder from Back Home. Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Blinder
#936: Jan 10th 2013 at 5:18:54 PM

Anarchy looked at Shevron. "Sorry about that, he's kind of an idiot. I AM NOT AN IDIOT! SHUT UP! She's obvious-You. Just. Shut the hell up....Well, my name is Anarchy. I thought we agreed on Wraith. NO! ANARCHY! MY NAME IS ANARCHY!" He shook his head, "Um, do you carry Arrows? I'm an archer."

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FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#937: Jan 10th 2013 at 6:16:34 PM

Mission group

"There are no more vehicles. This was it" Flyer responded to the question about what armaments the rest of the bandits had. "Uh, their guns..." he trailed off and glanced at Dune.

Dune just glanced over at Flyer, then looked back at the group of bounty hunters, hands still on the back of his head. "Glassy doesn't carry any guns, but he's got some nasty machetes, and carries a lot of grenades. Jub-bub's got a shotgun. Snuggy has an uzi. Bradcrass got one of those AK forty-somethings or whatever. Mason just has a couple of pistols, but likes to carry around some dynamite. Joe has a rifle like mine. Easy Pete has a shotgun and a shovel that he's partial to. And Freckle has a homemade flamethrower" Dune listed off to the group.

"And that's it. We don't have an armory, just personal weapons" Dune also added.

Noland, is your radio acting funny again? Your voice sounds kinda off. A response from Glassy came through as the group was quietly arguing about Red's plan.

The bandit tried to yell something, but it was muffled and lost under Red's hand. However, he wasn't quite done trying to fight back just yet, as he suddenly lurched his head back a bit. The movement caused Red's hand to come off his mouth, just for a moment; not long enough to yell anything... But long enough to open his mouth wide and bite down on Red's hand.

Meanwhile, Jerry was working on getting the bandit Kirk bandaged up. The man offered no resistance or response, since he was going into shock. The bandaging was going fine, and if Jerry kept with it he could have the man bandaged up in little time. That said, the man had lost a lot of blood.OOC


Town

Shevon initially kept walking, looking like she was trying her best to ignore Anarchy, but stopped when he asked about the arrows. She turned and looked back at him. "Well, there is an abandoned sporting goods store. We took just about everything useful out of it already, but there was a bunch of arrows. We left them alone because we all use guns" Shevon told Anarchy.

"It's down that way, take a left around that corner and it should be on the right" Shevon said, pointing down the street. She nearly turned and started to walk away again, but seemed torn about saying something. "Um... Are you alright sir? You seem to be... Yelling. At yourself" she added.

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FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#938: Jan 10th 2013 at 6:24:23 PM

"Oh my God!" Red screamed as the bandit bit his hand. Fortunately, Glassy couldn't hear him as he wasn't transmitting anything. However, he needed to deal with this guy before Glassy got suspicious. Red began kicking the man's stomach repeatedly. As his black Converse sneakers rammed into the bandit's stomach, Red gave a quick transmission via walkie talkie to ease Glassy's suspiscions.

"Yeah. Stupid piece of crap." Red said quickly over the walkie talkie, referring to the state of the radio.

"Can someone please shoot this guy?" he asked, after the transmission.

edited 10th Jan '13 6:25:08 PM by FantasyLiver

TroyandHawk The Blinder from Back Home. Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Blinder
#939: Jan 10th 2013 at 6:35:12 PM

Anarchy looked at her.

"CRAP! SHE'S ON TO US! Will you be quiet?...Sorry, Just the voices. Thank you."

He walked away,

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InfalliableLiar Void Waiter from Future nothing Location Since: Oct, 2012
Void Waiter
#940: Jan 10th 2013 at 7:06:46 PM

Ned went to go find the doctor, to see if he could borrow his book.

edited 10th Jan '13 7:07:08 PM by InfalliableLiar

Stop caring and embrace nullness.
TroyandHawk The Blinder from Back Home. Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Blinder
#941: Jan 10th 2013 at 10:16:00 PM

Anarchy strode into the shooting range, He took out his bow, gripped one of the arrows he had retrieved and pulled back, took a breath, and released, the arrow sung through the air and hit the target.

"These work. Meh, seen better. What would you propose? Arrows that home in on your opponent's ball sack. Yes. You would want that wouldn't you?"

He looked around,

"We need to be more quiet, you saw how the Sheriff-WHORES! No. Sheriff. You say Sheriff I say Whore. Whatever. You know we need to keep a low profile. Besides, we don't need to kill them. They'll let us have fun."

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mantlemask FISTINGLY DELICIOUS from Here and There Since: Oct, 2012
FISTINGLY DELICIOUS
#942: Jan 11th 2013 at 5:38:14 AM

Og stopped mooning over his bike long enough to walk over, flip the bandit over onto his stomach, contort his body into a rather uncomfortable-looking position (stuffing his mouth with his sweaty bandana) and then sit on him. He then favored his party an exasperated look.

The hits keep rollin'!
tricksterson Never Trust from Behind you with an icepick Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Never Trust
#943: Jan 11th 2013 at 7:07:30 AM

"This could work," Cranston said. "You guys go on ahead and leave the two snipers to set up an ambush. There are two of us after all. We can set it up to catch them in a crossfire."

Trump delenda est
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#944: Jan 11th 2013 at 8:09:58 AM

"Forget everything I said earlier," Dale said, "I'd rather have the kid on the radio than you." He threw the radio he had grabbed from the bandit to the newly-dubbed Flyer, "Now give me that," he started reaching out to grab Red's radio.

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#945: Jan 11th 2013 at 8:17:22 AM

Red put the radio behind his back, grateful for Og releiving his hand.

"No, come on. We could lure 'em here and ambush them. We could get Glassy and neutralize this bandit threat. And they don't even have any vehicles. And we have the element of surprise." Red said to Dale.

edited 11th Jan '13 8:25:22 AM by FantasyLiver

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#946: Jan 11th 2013 at 3:18:31 PM

"We also have the chance to set up and prepare if we don't call them out right now," Dale said.

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#947: Jan 11th 2013 at 4:00:40 PM

"Why bother waiting? They can come to us." Red told Dale.

FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#948: Jan 11th 2013 at 4:42:10 PM

Mission group

It was more than easy enough for Og to finally subdue the bandit Jack, whose own injuries weren't looking too good at this point.

Flyer caught the radio, but didn't use it just yet, instead listening to the bounty hunters argue and roll his eyes. Finally he cut in. "Guys!?" Flyer said insistently to get their attention. Then, he pointed towards a hill a ways off, at the top of which a radio tower could be seen poking up, though the building (or buildings) itself wasn't visible at this angle. "It would take them a while to come on foot anyway. Are you sure you want to lure them here?" he asked the group.

Meanwhile, Glassy was still waiting a response from 'Noland', while the group was arguing. Right, whatever. What is it now Noland? Noland? Jack? Hey come on, talk to me people!

There was another complication to waiting to let the bandits come to them. The bandit Kirk that Jerry was helping needed to get back to town ASAP if they wanted him to live.


Town

When Ned entered the little bookstore, he would find Doc easily enough, currently sitting behind the counter where the cashier would normally sit, reading a book. After being asked if he could borrow the book, Doc looked up at him inquisitively. "Which book? I have a lot of books" Doc said to him.

edited 11th Jan '13 4:42:44 PM by FirockFinion

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FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#949: Jan 11th 2013 at 4:59:26 PM

"Right, Glassy. Just one sec." Red told the bandit leader.

"Alright guys, your call. What should I tell him?" Red asked, finally seeing that the majority of the bounty hunters did not want to face the bandit rabble just yet.

edited 11th Jan '13 7:49:58 PM by FantasyLiver

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#950: Jan 11th 2013 at 7:38:23 PM

"Damn it," Dale said, charging at Red in a tackle, "Just shut up!"


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