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mantlemask FISTINGLY DELICIOUS from Here and There Since: Oct, 2012
FISTINGLY DELICIOUS
#626: Dec 11th 2012 at 9:24:56 AM

Og wiped his mouth and passed the bottle back. "That stuff tastes old. Kinda like water that hasn't been touched in ages. And what the heck did you think I was?"

He took a few minutes to think it over before his face screwed up in exasperation. "Aw, hell. You thought I was Tits Mc Badbat who was flying overhead, didn't you?"

The hits keep rollin'!
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#627: Dec 11th 2012 at 9:55:55 AM

"Yeah, well, it at least looks like you got us a ride, so don't beat yourself up too bad, Red," Dale said, glancing at the vehicle, and then looking around to... he saw something interesting.

"Oh hell yes!" he said, slinging his P90 back up in order to pick up the Minimi. With a smile, he bent down, grabbed it, and heaved it. "If this thing still works, that bitch is in for a world of hurt."

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#628: Dec 11th 2012 at 10:09:48 AM

"Thanks, Dale. What's so great about that gun?" Red asked the former football player.

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#629: Dec 11th 2012 at 10:14:21 AM

"It's loaded," Dale replied, aiming at a patch of the field where no one was, and ever so lightly squeezing the trigger, just for a split-second, trying to fire a round. But even in that small of a press, though, it let three bullets fly.

TheLastGreatWarrior When words are not enough from Not here Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: In another castle
When words are not enough
#630: Dec 11th 2012 at 10:36:46 AM

Jerry looked at the bandit, "I have no intention of killing you 'Bill', unless you try anything funny." Then he noticed Emerson on the Bill's shoulder and let his M4 hang by it's sling.

Then the Dale, Tequila, and Cranston appeared through the tall grass, "Oh good. More guns to watch 'Bill' over." He said looking over to the others.

"Somebody barbequin'?!"
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#631: Dec 11th 2012 at 10:59:48 AM

"Well, while we're waiting for "Billy" to finish, what happened at the dome house? We pretty much just burned our house to the ground and then we got chased by the Dumbass Brigade. What about you?" Red asked, gesturing to "Billy" at the mention of "Dumbass Brigade."

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#632: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:02:38 AM

"Met with a few zombies, skeletons, and a wolf," Dale replied, still smiling as he looked over the gun. "We were just starting to loot the place - they have a giant television, more video games than you'd believe - when we found Emerson. After that, Tequila came in screaming about how you were trying to punch a helicopter and we all ran out here - you know the rest."

edited 11th Dec '12 11:02:49 AM by nman

TheLastGreatWarrior When words are not enough from Not here Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: In another castle
When words are not enough
#633: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:07:28 AM

Jerry looked down at his left arm and finally remembered he'd been shot and saw th hole in his sleeve. "Aw damn it! I'm gonna have to fix that too!"

"Somebody barbequin'?!"
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#634: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:11:37 AM

"Awesome! I haven't TV since before the Apocalypse. Say, they got any cards or Monopoly or something like that up there? I aint too good at video games. But I'm a decent poker player." Red asked Dale as the other bounty hunter related his tale, cracking a grin when Dale mentioned punching a helicopter.

"Jerry, you all right, there?" Red asked at Jerry's outburst.

tricksterson Never Trust from Behind you with an icepick Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Never Trust
#635: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:31:26 AM

"Do they get reception out here? They'll probably use it for parts." Cranston looked at Bill. So we don't kill him. I'm in agreement with that but do we let him go or turn him over to the sheriff?"

Trump delenda est
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#636: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:46:51 AM

"I've been thinking about that" Red told Cranston. "I say we let him live and make sure that the succubus doesn't kill him with sex. We could take him to the sheriff but odds are, neither she nor the town has the resources to house criminals; even if they did, I feel like this guy could be more useful without being behind bars. He knows where these other bandits are hiding and you just know that those bandit lairs have a ton of loot in them. He can lead us there. What do you guys say?" he asked the other hunters.

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#637: Dec 11th 2012 at 11:52:01 AM

"I'm more in the zombie hunting business, Red," Dale said. "People hunting just isn't my thing, more of a last resort. Like when people go charging off into the middle of a bunch of armed yahoos and get shot at. I'm going to have nightmares about that asshole for weeks," he pointed at the bandit he had killed earlier, "and it's taking all I have to not think about throwing up."

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#638: Dec 11th 2012 at 12:01:25 PM

"Alright, man. I forgot about the human beings we'd have to kill to do that. Sorry, I got ahead of myself. It's not all about the loot, after all." Red said understandingly. He had never killed a human being but his father, a war veteran had refused to talk about his experiences so he knew what Dale was going through.

"I don't know how these slimeballs do it every day." Red said, gesturing to Billy.

"Still, he might be useful. His kind of scumbag knows a lot more nooks and crannies than the sheriff's office does. He might still be able to give us valuable info. And if he can't, Doc or Garnett might want an assistant to help 'em out. Hell, even that Mongolian guy might need a hand in the kitchen." Red offered.

edited 11th Dec '12 12:06:26 PM by FantasyLiver

JasonC No boom today... from Good Old Blighty Since: Nov, 2012
No boom today...
#639: Dec 11th 2012 at 12:45:43 PM

"Aren't we forgetting something?" Tequila commented. "Like, y'know, a demon? Somewhere here? Ring a bell anyone?" She shook her head. "Just a little bit more important than video games and widescreen TV." She blew out a breath. "Men.."

edited 11th Dec '12 12:48:14 PM by JasonC

"You are my future selves? Am I having a Mid-Life Crisis?" The War Doctor - Day of The Doctor
FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#640: Dec 11th 2012 at 1:30:46 PM

"You could just go out and look for her, then we could kill her while she's eating you." Red echoed Tequila's own words. "I'm as eager to kill that bitch as the next person but I think it's best if we wait 'till we have this Jeep working before we go off demon hunting. That way, if we get in a tight spot, we can speed away."

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#641: Dec 11th 2012 at 1:32:30 PM

"Jesus, woman!" Dale said in response to Tequila's comment. "What do you think the guns are for? Or the jeep? And now you even have the benefit of knowing that it's really us, and that we weren't swapped out by a sexy shapeshifting demon."

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#642: Dec 11th 2012 at 1:37:01 PM

Red lit up at Dale's comment.

"See, see! I'm not the only one who thinks they're hot!" Red exclaimed after Dale called the succubus sexy.

nman Since: Mar, 2010
#643: Dec 11th 2012 at 1:49:12 PM

"Well of course they are," Dale said. "They're not going to temp us poor, dimwitted, mortal, men by looking like fat chicks, now are they?" he asked, more rhetorically than anything else.

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#644: Dec 11th 2012 at 1:50:50 PM

"True that. How's that Jeep coming?" Red asked "Billy."

"What about you, Emerson? Doing okay?" Red asked the gnome.

tricksterson Never Trust from Behind you with an icepick Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Never Trust
#645: Dec 11th 2012 at 2:09:02 PM

Red's comment brought Cranston's attention to the gnome. "And what are you doing here? And what do you know about the succubus?"

Trump delenda est
InfalliableLiar Void Waiter from Future nothing Location Since: Oct, 2012
Void Waiter
#646: Dec 11th 2012 at 3:16:09 PM

"I heard they can shapeshift," Ned informed the tall man as he capped the bottle, "so when I turn around and you are just standing there, it's kinda strange, you know?" Looking at the field by the road Ned became nervous again.

"Look... I think standing out here in the open like this is stupid, and going into that field is probably more so. I am going to go into the house and gonna defend from in there. You're welcome to come along, seeing as it's a free country and not my house, but if you go into the field and come back out I aint gonna assume it's you, so come to the house with the others or don't make any sudden moves when approaching the house, okay?" With that said Ned began walking back to the house, keeping his gun aimed at the field.

edited 11th Dec '12 3:16:56 PM by InfalliableLiar

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#647: Dec 11th 2012 at 4:10:54 PM

Ned may well have heard what followed - a single shot from a revolver. If he was close enough, he may have even heard the stream of Texan-accented cursing that followed.

"Bitch, bitch, fucking bitchy - bitch!" Lisa stumbled back into the dome topped house - no room for anything to fly in there - and took aim at the front door with her shotgun. She didn't even seem to realise yet that she had been shot.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#648: Dec 11th 2012 at 6:04:23 PM

Bill's progress was moving steadily, though he flinched again as Red shouted at him, and was clearly uncomfortable with the fact that they were talking about what to do with him as if he wasn't there. He was about halfway done by now.

Emerson was staying quiet, still holding the tip of the blade to Bill's neck, up until Cranston finally addressed him. "Here now? I came out here to save ya' friend named Red! And here he is, safe and sound! Does that prove I can be helpful to ya'?" Emerson asked rhetorically, pointing his free hand at Red. Then he had to think for a moment. "Succubus? Those she-devil big folk, right? Heard a lot about them, but I've never seen one. If there had been one hiding out in the house, I would've known about it" the gnome continued, sounding quite certain of himself.

"If there's one here now, she must've just gotten here. Are ya' sure she didn't come here with ya'selves?" Emerson said, glancing around at the group. "Heck, are ya' sure she's not yer' supposed she-devil?" he added, giving a quick motion to Tequila.

Back at the house, other than the gunshot and the injury to Lisa, there was still no immediate sign of the succubus. A quick shot and run it would seem. Lisa looking out the front door would definitely see Ned,*

and if Ned turned around he would see her, too. Og would likely see Lisa too, and vise versa.

edited 11th Dec '12 6:06:29 PM by FirockFinion

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FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#649: Dec 11th 2012 at 6:07:39 PM

Red whipped around at Emerson's accusation. Then he laughed it off.

"That's just Tequila! She's a bounty hunter too and she's certainly no succubus." Red said confidentally.

edited 11th Dec '12 6:13:07 PM by FantasyLiver

TheLastGreatWarrior When words are not enough from Not here Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: In another castle
When words are not enough
#650: Dec 11th 2012 at 6:09:58 PM

"I'm fine." he said to Red, "I just half to do some sewing now." He said motioning to the tears in his vest and sleeve. Then he heard a gun shot and pulled the Winchester off his back and looked toward the house "Hey Billy, would it speed the repair up if I helped you?" He said glancing at the man.

edited 11th Dec '12 6:12:25 PM by TheLastGreatWarrior

"Somebody barbequin'?!"

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