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LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#76: Sep 7th 2012 at 12:51:42 AM

Oh, I remember one from my antibiotics lecturer.

Now, some of you are just going to copy this assignment off each other.

... and that's fine.

He went on to say that we were only cheating ourselves, but frankly I just think he's too lazy to check.

Most of my high school teachers liked me, I think. I was rarely any trouble.

Be not afraid...
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#77: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:55:54 AM

[up]Then you were probably doing something wrong.

Anyhow, I think I have run out of quotes.... Oh, I am missing one I was afraid would needlessly inflame a lot of female tropers. Here you go.

"And as you know, second to childbearing, raising children is the woman's second most important task

I am half starting to wonder if I should mine him for more valuable insight. I am kind of scared about what his opinion on homosexuals would be.

edited 7th Sep '12 1:57:04 AM by ElRigo

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#78: Sep 7th 2012 at 1:59:13 AM

Homosexuals? How can gay guys live without a woman taking care of their cleaning and cooking? D:

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#79: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:00:16 AM

EXACTLY! Maybe he is not even aware they exist...

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#80: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:03:37 AM

But then again, aren't gay guys just like women? Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#81: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:05:22 AM

You know, I could never be gay. I would miss backrubs. Sure, men can give backrubs too (Me am living proof) but for me nobody quite gives a backrub like a pretty girl.

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#82: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:07:29 AM

But if they're rubbing your back you can't even see them. They're behind you.

Be not afraid...
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#83: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:08:02 AM

I wouldn't want a guy to touch me there anyway. xD

Yay for backrubs of pretty girls! waii

[up] Not sure if missing the point on purpose or... xD

edited 7th Sep '12 2:08:19 AM by kay4today

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#84: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:13:05 AM

Er... no? I mean, if you can't actually see her, she could look like anything and it would have no impact on your enjoyment of the massage. You could imagine that she looked like anything...

Be not afraid...
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#85: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:14:11 AM

It's the point that you have the knowledge that a pretty girl is giving you a massage.

And it would have an impact. I sure as hell wouldn't let anyone I wouldn't have seen beforehand massage me. xD

edited 7th Sep '12 2:14:56 AM by kay4today

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#86: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:35:48 AM

... officially don't understand *shrug* Is it a gynophile thing?

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#87: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:39:12 AM

Dunno. I personally wouldn't let anyone I didn't know touch me.

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#88: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:40:10 AM

How do you manage haircuts? =P

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#89: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:41:15 AM

My girlfriend cuts my hair. waii

PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011
#90: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:50:03 AM

A lot of people think Religious Education is a load of crap. They're right. But you still need to learn it so shut up.

My RE teacher. The most awesome, snarkiest teacher I had. I was genuinely upset when I learned he had passed away a year or so after I left school.

kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#91: Sep 7th 2012 at 2:53:23 AM

[up] Awww, I wouldn't say that! XD

Oh, yeah. Reminds me that one student in Maths once complained and asked the teacher why we had to learn all of this crap we'd never need again in our lifes. She just said:

"Because I get paid for it."

xD

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#92: Sep 7th 2012 at 3:17:05 AM

@Kay: you know I allways thought you liked the boys.

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#93: Sep 7th 2012 at 3:19:34 AM

Not sure if joking or... xDD

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#94: Sep 7th 2012 at 3:32:18 AM

Hehe.

My phonetics teacher once out of the blue decided to shared her own sum total experiences of gay people and recounted a obscenely graphically tale about two women she knew in redfern.

The fact she saw no problem with sharing this with our class is why I this country :3'

edited 7th Sep '12 3:34:57 AM by joeyjojo

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#95: Sep 7th 2012 at 3:58:36 AM

My 7-9th grade(aka yläaste :P) Religion Education teacher thought that homosexuality is some kind of fad because there were less of them in past than nowadays :P You know, in times when it was shunned and nobody acknowledged that it existed....

PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011
#96: Sep 7th 2012 at 4:42:37 AM

Reminds me of my Nan.

"It's just a phase!"

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#97: Sep 7th 2012 at 6:04:15 AM

Another of my favorite teacher quotes:

You're all a bunch of recessive homozygotes!

-Biology teacher, about to talk about rare dominant traits.

Maybe it was more amusing in context, but it struck me as really funny.

Stupid doomed timeline...
QuestionMarc Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#98: Sep 7th 2012 at 6:09:53 AM

[up] Well, if you have five fingers, he's actually right!

You are a recessive homozygote, congratulation!

edited 7th Sep '12 6:24:40 AM by QuestionMarc

SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#99: Sep 7th 2012 at 6:21:31 AM

^^Why is he talking about recessive genes if hes about to talk about rare dominant ones? tongue

Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#100: Sep 7th 2012 at 6:26:38 AM

Speaking of which, this is how my mom (who homeschools me) explained natural selection.

So let's say this guy has a foot-long tail. Probably not gonna get very many dates. But let's say that happened to the other end...

Me: OH GOD NO! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PICTURE THAT???

She also compared a Hilter Youth rally to a Justin Bieber concert.

edited 7th Sep '12 6:27:45 AM by Mort08

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