But it always works in The Legend Of Zelda! Oh wait... this isn't the The Legend Of Zelda! Well... uh.. look for a giant eye or, or a heart or, or something that resembles female genitalia! That always works in horror games!
War is God.We could summon our own Eldritch Abomination somehow
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol BadguyMy [handheld gaming device]! It has [a method for summoning demons]! I'll summon [a creature] with it!
(I use my free hand to open my [handheld gaming device] and call upon my own dark forces to summon what looks like a cat musketeer, who proceeds to stab at Nhul!Zeik's face with its sword.)
Get him, [creature]! You got this!
(I put my [handheld gaming device] away and try to pry Nhul!Zeik's severed hand off of my throat, still pressing the broken bottle against it.)
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...Wow! You're really good at these games!
Wait... you're not using cheats are you? Don't use Game Shark man!
War is God.I'LL BE THERE IN A BIT GET TO THE BASEMENT!*Exsplosion*
[[AC:I DO HOPE YOU'ER ALL READY TO SCREAM
'''NOW FEAR MY GODLIKE POWERS!
- The twisted embryo has entered the fray.
:It S Kill'EN tIme! Gahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!
- the genitalia like face thing explode into a mass of tenitcles.
- Nhul!Zeik realeses his grasp.
:I̢̬̤̜͕̩̖͕̙̲̱̱͈ͥ̃͂ͫ̎͌̈̃̏ ͌́̏͗̄ͩ͂ͫͨ͏͏̣̥̩̙͝ͅw̶̡̨̜̠͎͓̲̻̫̰̞̪͎̲͕͎̯ͫͣ͒̐ͬͪͯ͛ͪͭ́̎̎ͧ̐̉͒̋̚i̷̛̙̬̻̞̠̬͍̜̮͍̞̬̰̰͍͕͇͚̊͊ͫ̾͐̓ͯ͌͌̓ͮ̓̓̒͐͑ͣ̕͘̕ͅs̢̧̛̗̝̖̖͖̠̮̻͖̩̄̽͒̾͌ͬ͋́̚h̵̸̎͐͌ͥͦͦ͌̒ͦ̏ͬ҉̨̛̻͉̻̝̳̣̜̥̻͙͓̰̰̪̭͈͖̩ ̈͐͒͗̏̏̉̍̏̾̾͘͟͟͏̱̗̮̼̳͚̲͍̭͙̖̯͓I̓̏ͦ̍͌ͯ̏͐҉̷̗̼̬̠͟͠ ̣̦̰͇͈̱̮̣ͧͪͧͯ͋̒̅͒̌͆̊̈́ͫ̀̚͘͟͡͝c̴̩̻̯̗͇̙̭͙͕̔̐͂͂̈̏͂͆̾̈́̏ͤo͉̞͉̥̹̺̜̜̤̟̱̱͇͙̤̗͉̿ͨͩͧ̏͒̏̐̀͘͜u̇̔̑̅̿̔̇͋̇͏̙̖̯̲͚̱̲̬̼͎̟̗̬͈̪̭̼̟ͅl̸̙̫̤̟̥̪̀̌̃̒̏͆̐d̴̸̡̧͔̟̱̺ͥ̽̂ͬ̽ͩͯ͘ ̸̇̋̒ͣ̈̀͐̒ͩ̊̽ͬͭ̾̏ͮ͑̍ͥ҉̸̟̣͇̭̯̲͖͈̠͈̱̺͘͝sͧͦ͆̓̈́̔ͩ͌̊ͫ͐͌̉҉̙̠̤̼̠͎͖t̵͚̯̯̹̰̟̻̪̣̤̪̥̘̤̖̖͚͕̫ͧ̆ͣ̇ͥͣ̀͐ͬ̊͑̿̈̋̓͒̑̓̚͟͢͝͡ōͯ̋̈́̈͐̇҉̸͏̩̥͉͖̟p͌͋̈́ͪͨ̑ͫ̍͆̄̆ͨͭͯ͂̑ͣ̒҉̵͟͏̩̻̞.̛͇̳͕̝̱̞͉̜͍̺̦̺͔͈͔͍͐̄̄̅̋ͣ͌̎́̚͞ ̴̫͖̻͇͈̬̣͎̠̜͍͕̩͕͛͋̋͆̌ͅş̠̭̭͈̣͚͔͎̰̝̥̩̎̃̀͒͑̇̿̽̋̈́͑̕o̧̢̤̘̗̬̰͍̠̖̟̰̖̱͛ͬͫ͒͆̈́͛̋͝ͅrͦ̂̑ͭ̋̓̐̈̌ͤ̎̍͊͋̾̚͏̙͇͍̟̲̺͙̻̯̼̺̝̹r̹͕̦͈͇̫̞̖̰̲̝̺͇̰̘͕͉̝͖͂ͧ̌̆̾͗͂ͦ̾̀ȳ̙̪̘͇̻̙̭̑ͣ̓ͣͥͮ̊ͯ͒̑ͨ̽̋̔͌̚͞͡.̶̵̧͉͇̞̘͇̜̹̱̯̙̮̽ͯ́̃͊͋̄̊
- tgwnn latches on to the mansion filling it with monsters out lovecrafts nightmares
edited 21st Jul '12 10:57:50 PM by eldritchseer
(I throw Nhul!Zeik's hand at Nhul!Zeik and return to my [handheld gaming device].)
Game Shark? No, I use...
(I take a moment to put on a hat and sunglasses, then turn the hat backwards.)
The strategy guide!
(I dramatically press a button, causing a very loud Brown Note and summoning [Ishtar's mythological helper]. [He] casts an array of magic spells at the tentacles, while [the creature] starts stamping and stabbing them.)
I will be king of the demons if it kills me! Gya ha ha ha ha ha ha!
edited 21st Jul '12 11:01:41 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...-uses cleaver enhanced with stat buffs-
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol BadguyOh god what do I do? Uh... uh... Oh! I'll just play it like in Amnesia and hide in a closet where the monster will likely never check!
War is God.- FOURTH WALL CRACKIN*
:THIS iS fun...So fUN I'll murder EVERYONE ever,And their flesh I shall flay...
- Nhul!Zeik picks up possesed!chainsaw and nearly saws ishtars helper in half!
- Nhul!Zeik chops greenstars arm off hope thats okay.
The embyo=
.
:CARNAGE! MORE CARNAGE! IT FEEDS US!
- the embryo destroys morts music player!
:Īͯͧ̆̏̊͐ͮ҉̭̪͖̞̫̠̻͎̱̹̤͙͎̙̗̪͠ ̡̥̫̱̫̯̻͔̘͎̯̣̜̘̽͐ͫͥ̓̊ͨ̏͊̂́̌̕͡ǎ̵̟̲̳̯̱̩̱̬͚̬̤̳͉̪̺͙̬̄̽̅̎̓ͪͦ̕͜͢͜m̸̡̉̈́̑̀ͥ̐͌͌͛̉̉̆̉̐͆͊̈̓̽͏̹͕͈̫̼̱̫̞ͅ ̸̭̥͚̯̘̞͙̣̱̭͐̄ͣ̈́͛̑̈́ͮͬ͋ͯ̒̽ͭ̏͛̍͛͢͞m̸̡͔̬̞̦̘͓̙̲̰̜̝̯̠̻̦͍͊ͪ̎̓͐̀͑̈́̎̈̑͋ͥ̒̚͟͢ͅo͐̾̑͂ͨ̒̑ͥ̍ͩͮͬ̔ͬ̚̚͏̦̲̙̘̭̹̰͓̹̝̳͈͖̪̹̮s̶̙̰͎͙̬̞͖̻̜͔̝͈̝̥̖̠ͤ̊̆͆͋͐̄͂͂ͣ̓̕͞͡t̴͋ͮ͌̐ͭ̅̊ͬ̓ͨ̑̇ͫ͋̋ͪ́̅͏̶́͏̘̝͍̻̖͔̙ ̷͎͓̳͕̞̬̳̭̮̱͕̳͈̿̽͗ͭͣ̄̑̀͟͡s͆̈́ͣ̄ͧͥ̌͗̈͋̾̾̑̓̄̓̆͘҉̹̭͈̬͡ǫ̵ͮͫ̈͛͛҉̷̬̪̦͉̦̬͚̤̼̩̮͖̗̜͈͉̙͉͜r̶̪͓̣̤ͣ̅̾̊̊̊ͯ̀̿́̅̆͟͜͝͠r̢̘̞͔̟̮̼̗̹̄̌ͨ̇ͥͥ̄͛ͤ̚̚̕͢͝y̶̛͎͓̫̳͓̰̜̻̜͍̣̲̼̬͕͐ͩ͌̓̀͘.͗̈́͑ͬ͒̌ͤ͒̓͑͜҉̻̯̲̹̻̣̤̖̯̦̰̬͍ ̷̖̯̞̪͇̻̤͒ͭ̒̉͛̇ͯ̂ͤ̀ͤ̀̚͘p̙͉̦͔͈̣̳̣̥̟̹̀̽̏ͤ̃ͧ̅̈́ͩ̃̊͊͒̌̎̀́͜ͅͅl̸͍̥̣̙̟͓͎͆ͯ̀ͣ̀̚e̴̸̴̝̞͍͚̯̩̗̯͓̗̗͈̞̟ͤ̾̃̐̏ͨ̈ͪͮ̑͊͑ͮ͒ͥ̇͟͠ͅͅͅa̴̶̷̧͙̠͍͈̣̪͎͕̱̰̬̲̯̝̬͈̪̓̀ͭ̅ͩͣͥ̈́̇̒̊́s̸̘̜̗̖̺̩̤ͤ͋ͫ͒ͣ̇̈̈̃ͫ̅̍͆͐͝ȅ̴̵̡̨̩͔̺̲̑̿̊ͫͩͦ̅̈ͥͭ͊͛͛̌̈̚̕ ͔̭͖̠̱̫̥͖̓̊̆ͮ͂̆̊̏ͤ̒̆̔̓́͘͟͝f̷̐ͤ̈́̂̚͝͠͏̼̘̝͕̫ǫ̵̥̪̞̜͍̹̰̼͚͓̹͕̃̑ͭͧͤ͛́̉ͮͧͪ͐͒̈ͣr̗̘̠͈̼͈̤̲͙ͭ̏͑̀̆ͩͤ̔ͤͬ̆ͥ́͟͠ͅģͮͫ̌̀̓̾͐͐̃̀̊͏̨̢͉͙̟̪̥̺̳̗̠͎̳̱̮̯̣̘͓ͅͅi̡̜̪̣̳̭̟̪̫͉̺̟̣͖̊̏͑ͮ̃̈́͋ͬ̍͊̐̉̔͞v̎ͭ̋́̀̓̉҉̜̫͚͈̗̰̳̣͖͔͇͚͚̠̬̤́͠͞ͅe̅̈́̌̓ͬ̓͒͋̓̇̓͑͒͊҉̨̢̮͓͔̝̳͘͞ ̵͖̜̟̲̬͔̭̩̱̦͕͑̋ͩ͘͟͜m̧̜̟̠͕̲̲͚ͩ̽͆͊͆̅͢e͇̗̱̩̅ͯ̔̿͛ͤ͌̀́ͭ͐ͭ̚͟
- tgwnn starts destroying more of the mansion!
edited 21st Jul '12 11:20:57 PM by eldritchseer
That's it... It's time... time to...
(I carefully bite the drinking end of the broken bottle and use both hands to conjure what is decidedly non-human.)
|=43|2 7|-|3 64/|/|3|25.
(The glass breaks in my mouth as I approach the point of no return. I reel my head back, tongue flapping, and absorb both mine and Nhul!Zeik's [handheld gaming devices]. [The creature] and the remains of [the servant] disappear, their power source gone.)
|7'5 0|/3|2.
(A bluish-white light forms from my palms and my skin takes on a glossy white form. I surge forward at the tentacle-beast, shoving aside any appendages or beasts trying to stop me.)
|23/|/|3/|/||33|2 /|/|3.
(My being glows bluish-white as I fly to collide with Nhul!Zeik, intending to go down in a magnificent explosion.)
| 4/|/| 23||<! `/0|_| 4|23 |)34|)!
edited 21st Jul '12 11:27:43 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...TO THE BASMENT NOW! *FOURTH WALL REACHING BRAKING POINT*
:Not so fast.
- the embryo opens promethuses closet!
:NOW FOR MY REVENGE!
- tgwnn knocks gearleader from the rafters onto the embryo!
- tgwnn yanks physical stamina into the carnage!
- tgwnns' monsters arrive
:oH shiT, I seem to be on the lake of filth with out a means of return...
- Nhul!Zeik REALESES DIERECT CONTROL of Evil!Zeik!
edited 21st Jul '12 11:42:08 PM by eldritchseer

Where's the shards of glass? Stuff it full of shards of glass! Pull shards of those lightbulbs from his body and stuff it down his ugly face!
edited 21st Jul '12 10:29:32 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...