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ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#176: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:29:04 PM

Where's the shards of glass? Stuff it full of shards of glass! Pull shards of those lightbulbs from his body and stuff it down his ugly face!

edited 21st Jul '12 10:29:32 PM by ZeikHunter

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#177: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:29:30 PM

But it always works in The Legend Of Zelda! Oh wait... this isn't the The Legend Of Zelda! Well... uh.. look for a giant eye or, or a heart or, or something that resembles female genitalia! That always works in horror games!

War is God.
ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#178: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:30:55 PM

(Note: Nhul!Zeik's face currently looks like disgusting female genitalia.)

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Classifiedzerogoki from Canada Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
#179: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:31:49 PM

We could summon our own Eldritch Abomination somehow

"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#180: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:32:55 PM

Oh dear lord! It's so nasty and demeaning to women! Let's hit it there!

Wait... shouldn't there be a health bar or something? Or easily dodged attacks?

War is God.
ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#181: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:48:48 PM

My [handheld gaming device]! It has [a method for summoning demons]! I'll summon [a creature] with it!

(I use my free hand to open my [handheld gaming device] and call upon my own dark forces to summon what looks like a cat musketeer, who proceeds to stab at Nhul!Zeik's face with its sword.)

Get him, [creature]! You got this!

(I put my [handheld gaming device] away and try to pry Nhul!Zeik's severed hand off of my throat, still pressing the broken bottle against it.)

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Classifiedzerogoki from Canada Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
#182: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:51:23 PM

Use a fusion spell!

"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#183: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:51:51 PM

Wow! You're really good at these games!

Wait... you're not using cheats are you? Don't use Game Shark man!

War is God.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#184: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:52:40 PM

-walks downstairs eating chips, sees the carnage-

...did I miss something?

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
Classifiedzerogoki from Canada Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
#185: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:52:53 PM

Use a Game-Breaker!

"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#186: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:56:04 PM

I'LL BE THERE IN A BIT GET TO THE BASEMENT!*Exsplosion*


[[AC:I DO HOPE YOU'ER ALL READY TO SCREAM

'''NOW FEAR MY GODLIKE POWERS!

  • The twisted embryo has entered the fray.


wild mass guess:It S Kill'EN tIme! Gahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!

  • the genitalia like face thing explode into a mass of tenitcles.

  • Nhul!Zeik realeses his grasp.


just bugs me:I̢̬̤̜͕̩̖͕̙̲̱̱͈ͥ̃͂ͫ̎͌̈̃̏ ͌́̏͗̄ͩ͂ͫͨ͏͏̣̥̩̙͝ͅw̶̡̨̜̠͎͓̲̻̫̰̞̪͎̲͕͎̯ͫͣ͒̐ͬͪͯ͛ͪͭ́̎̎ͧ̐̉͒̋̚i̷̛̙̬̻̞̠̬͍̜̮͍̞̬̰̰͍͕͇͚̊͊ͫ̾͐̓ͯ͌͌̓ͮ̓̓̒͐͑ͣ̕͘̕ͅs̢̧̛̗̝̖̖͖̠̮̻͖̩̄̽͒̾͌ͬ͋́̚h̵̸̎͐͌ͥͦͦ͌̒ͦ̏ͬ҉̨̛̻͉̻̝̳̣̜̥̻͙͓̰̰̪̭͈͖̩ ̈͐͒͗̏̏̉̍̏̾̾͘͟͟͏̱̗̮̼̳͚̲͍̭͙̖̯͓I̓̏ͦ̍͌ͯ̏͐҉̷̗̼̬̠͟͠ ̣̦̰͇͈̱̮̣ͧͪͧͯ͋̒̅͒̌͆̊̈́ͫ̀̚͘͟͡͝c̴̩̻̯̗͇̙̭͙͕̔̐͂͂̈̏͂͆̾̈́̏ͤo͉̞͉̥̹̺̜̜̤̟̱̱͇͙̤̗͉̿ͨͩͧ̏͒̏̐̀͘͜u̇̔̑̅̿̔̇͋̇͏̙̖̯̲͚̱̲̬̼͎̟̗̬͈̪̭̼̟ͅl̸̙̫̤̟̥̪̀̌̃̒̏͆̐d̴̸̡̧͔̟̱̺ͥ̽̂ͬ̽ͩͯ͘ ̸̇̋̒ͣ̈̀͐̒ͩ̊̽ͬͭ̾̏ͮ͑̍ͥ҉̸̟̣͇̭̯̲͖͈̠͈̱̺͘͝sͧͦ͆̓̈́̔ͩ͌̊ͫ͐͌̉҉̙̠̤̼̠͎͖t̵͚̯̯̹̰̟̻̪̣̤̪̥̘̤̖̖͚͕̫ͧ̆ͣ̇ͥͣ̀͐ͬ̊͑̿̈̋̓͒̑̓̚͟͢͝͡ōͯ̋̈́̈͐̇҉̸͏̩̥͉͖̟p͌͋̈́ͪͨ̑ͫ̍͆̄̆ͨͭͯ͂̑ͣ̒҉̵͟͏̩̻̞.̛͇̳͕̝̱̞͉̜͍̺̦̺͔͈͔͍͐̄̄̅̋ͣ͌̎́̚͞ ̴̫͖̻͇͈̬̣͎̠̜͍͕̩͕͛͋̋͆̌ͅş̠̭̭͈̣͚͔͎̰̝̥̩̎̃̀͒͑̇̿̽̋̈́͑̕o̧̢̤̘̗̬̰͍̠̖̟̰̖̱͛ͬͫ͒͆̈́͛̋͝ͅrͦ̂̑ͭ̋̓̐̈̌ͤ̎̍͊͋̾̚͏̙͇͍̟̲̺͙̻̯̼̺̝̹r̹͕̦͈͇̫̞̖̰̲̝̺͇̰̘͕͉̝͖͂ͧ̌̆̾͗͂ͦ̾̀ȳ̙̪̘͇̻̙̭̑ͣ̓ͣͥͮ̊ͯ͒̑ͨ̽̋̔͌̚͞͡.̶̵̧͉͇̞̘͇̜̹̱̯̙̮̽ͯ́̃͊͋̄̊

  • tgwnn latches on to the mansion filling it with monsters out lovecrafts nightmares

edited 21st Jul '12 10:57:50 PM by eldritchseer

ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#187: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:57:10 PM

(I throw Nhul!Zeik's hand at Nhul!Zeik and return to my [handheld gaming device].)

Game Shark? No, I use...

(I take a moment to put on a hat and sunglasses, then turn the hat backwards.)

The strategy guide!

(I dramatically press a button, causing a very loud Brown Note and summoning [Ishtar's mythological helper]. [He] casts an array of magic spells at the tentacles, while [the creature] starts stamping and stabbing them.)

I will be king of the demons if it kills me! Gya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

edited 21st Jul '12 11:01:41 PM by ZeikHunter

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#188: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:02:15 PM

DIE, hellbeast!

-plays the song again-

Looking for some stories?
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#189: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:02:48 PM

-Suddenly is seen Hanging from conveniently placed chandelier-

Um. Posessed Chainsaw? Get me a paddle and some Duct Tape.

logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
Classifiedzerogoki from Canada Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
#190: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:03:23 PM

-uses cleaver enhanced with stat buffs-

"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#191: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:03:40 PM

Oh god what do I do? Uh... uh... Oh! I'll just play it like in Amnesia and hide in a closet where the monster will likely never check!

War is God.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#192: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:03:52 PM

-still watching the carnage, eating chips-

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#193: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:13:27 PM

Wait, that ain't no Chainsaw! That's a...thing.

-Pulls out power glove and digi-sword-

Well, I've got nothing to lose but everything. Have at ye!

-Slices at...thing...with blade-

logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#194: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:16:11 PM

  • FOURTH WALL CRACKIN*


wild mass guess:THIS iS fun...So fUN I'll murder EVERYONE ever,And their flesh I shall flay...

  • Nhul!Zeik picks up possesed!chainsaw and nearly saws ishtars helper in half!

  • Nhul!Zeik chops greenstars arm off hope thats okay.


The embyo=evil grin.

evil grin:CARNAGE! MORE CARNAGE! IT FEEDS US!

  • the embryo destroys morts music player!


just bugs me:Īͯͧ̆̏̊͐ͮ҉̭̪͖̞̫̠̻͎̱̹̤͙͎̙̗̪͠ ̡̥̫̱̫̯̻͔̘͎̯̣̜̘̽͐ͫͥ̓̊ͨ̏͊̂́̌̕͡ǎ̵̟̲̳̯̱̩̱̬͚̬̤̳͉̪̺͙̬̄̽̅̎̓ͪͦ̕͜͢͜m̸̡̉̈́̑̀ͥ̐͌͌͛̉̉̆̉̐͆͊̈̓̽͏̹͕͈̫̼̱̫̞ͅ ̸̭̥͚̯̘̞͙̣̱̭͐̄ͣ̈́͛̑̈́ͮͬ͋ͯ̒̽ͭ̏͛̍͛͢͞m̸̡͔̬̞̦̘͓̙̲̰̜̝̯̠̻̦͍͊ͪ̎̓͐̀͑̈́̎̈̑͋ͥ̒̚͟͢ͅo͐̾̑͂ͨ̒̑ͥ̍ͩͮͬ̔ͬ̚̚͏̦̲̙̘̭̹̰͓̹̝̳͈͖̪̹̮s̶̙̰͎͙̬̞͖̻̜͔̝͈̝̥̖̠ͤ̊̆͆͋͐̄͂͂ͣ̓̕͞͡t̴͋ͮ͌̐ͭ̅̊ͬ̓ͨ̑̇ͫ͋̋ͪ́̅͏̶́͏̘̝͍̻̖͔̙ ̷͎͓̳͕̞̬̳̭̮̱͕̳͈̿̽͗ͭͣ̄̑̀͟͡s͆̈́ͣ̄ͧͥ̌͗̈͋̾̾̑̓̄̓̆͘҉̹̭͈̬͡ǫ̵ͮͫ̈͛͛҉̷̬̪̦͉̦̬͚̤̼̩̮͖̗̜͈͉̙͉͜r̶̪͓̣̤ͣ̅̾̊̊̊ͯ̀̿́̅̆͟͜͝͠r̢̘̞͔̟̮̼̗̹̄̌ͨ̇ͥͥ̄͛ͤ̚̚̕͢͝y̶̛͎͓̫̳͓̰̜̻̜͍̣̲̼̬͕͐ͩ͌̓̀͘.͗̈́͑ͬ͒̌ͤ͒̓͑͜҉̻̯̲̹̻̣̤̖̯̦̰̬͍ ̷̖̯̞̪͇̻̤͒ͭ̒̉͛̇ͯ̂ͤ̀ͤ̀̚͘p̙͉̦͔͈̣̳̣̥̟̹̀̽̏ͤ̃ͧ̅̈́ͩ̃̊͊͒̌̎̀́͜ͅͅl̸͍̥̣̙̟͓͎͆ͯ̀ͣ̀̚e̴̸̴̝̞͍͚̯̩̗̯͓̗̗͈̞̟ͤ̾̃̐̏ͨ̈ͪͮ̑͊͑ͮ͒ͥ̇͟͠ͅͅͅa̴̶̷̧͙̠͍͈̣̪͎͕̱̰̬̲̯̝̬͈̪̓̀ͭ̅ͩͣͥ̈́̇̒̊́s̸̘̜̗̖̺̩̤ͤ͋ͫ͒ͣ̇̈̈̃ͫ̅̍͆͐͝ȅ̴̵̡̨̩͔̺̲̑̿̊ͫͩͦ̅̈ͥͭ͊͛͛̌̈̚̕ ͔̭͖̠̱̫̥͖̓̊̆ͮ͂̆̊̏ͤ̒̆̔̓́͘͟͝f̷̐ͤ̈́̂̚͝͠͏̼̘̝͕̫ǫ̵̥̪̞̜͍̹̰̼͚͓̹͕̃̑ͭͧͤ͛́̉ͮͧͪ͐͒̈ͣr̗̘̠͈̼͈̤̲͙ͭ̏͑̀̆ͩͤ̔ͤͬ̆ͥ́͟͠ͅģͮͫ̌̀̓̾͐͐̃̀̊͏̨̢͉͙̟̪̥̺̳̗̠͎̳̱̮̯̣̘͓ͅͅi̡̜̪̣̳̭̟̪̫͉̺̟̣͖̊̏͑ͮ̃̈́͋ͬ̍͊̐̉̔͞v̎ͭ̋́̀̓̉҉̜̫͚͈̗̰̳̣͖͔͇͚͚̠̬̤́͠͞ͅe̅̈́̌̓ͬ̓͒͋̓̇̓͑͒͊҉̨̢̮͓͔̝̳͘͞ ̵͖̜̟̲̬͔̭̩̱̦͕͑̋ͩ͘͟͜m̧̜̟̠͕̲̲͚ͩ̽͆͊͆̅͢e͇̗̱̩̅ͯ̔̿͛ͤ͌̀́ͭ͐ͭ̚͟

  • tgwnn starts destroying more of the mansion!

edited 21st Jul '12 11:20:57 PM by eldritchseer

greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#195: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:16:57 PM

Uh...What wrong with Him/Her[up]?

logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#196: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:19:58 PM

That's it... It's time... time to...

(I carefully bite the drinking end of the broken bottle and use both hands to conjure what is decidedly non-human.)

|=43|2 7|-|3 64/|/|3|25.

(The glass breaks in my mouth as I approach the point of no return. I reel my head back, tongue flapping, and absorb both mine and Nhul!Zeik's [handheld gaming devices]. [The creature] and the remains of [the servant] disappear, their power source gone.)

|7'5 0|/3|2.

(A bluish-white light forms from my palms and my skin takes on a glossy white form. I surge forward at the tentacle-beast, shoving aside any appendages or beasts trying to stop me.)

|23/|/|3/|/||33|2 /|/|3.

(My being glows bluish-white as I fly to collide with Nhul!Zeik, intending to go down in a magnificent explosion.)

| 4/|/| 23||<! `/0|_| 4|23 |)34|)!

edited 21st Jul '12 11:27:43 PM by ZeikHunter

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#197: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:21:23 PM

-hiding in closet-

Oh ho ho! The monster will never find me! Its AI isn't that intelligent!

War is God.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#199: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:33:49 PM

-Is hacking and slashing at...whatever we happen to be fighting, I lost track-

-gets knocked back into closet Prometheus is in-

'Gah!'

logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#200: Jul 21st 2012 at 11:35:20 PM

TO THE BASMENT NOW! *FOURTH WALL REACHING BRAKING POINT*


evil grin:Not so fast.

  • the embryo opens promethuses closet!

evil grin:NOW FOR MY REVENGE!


  • tgwnn knocks gearleader from the rafters onto the embryo!

  • tgwnn yanks physical stamina into the carnage!

  • tgwnns' monsters arrive


wild mass guess:oH shiT, I seem to be on the lake of filth with out a means of return...

  • Nhul!Zeik REALESES DIERECT CONTROL of Evil!Zeik!

edited 21st Jul '12 11:42:08 PM by eldritchseer


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