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NineTailedCat Carrier of lucky rocks from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Carrier of lucky rocks
Aug 21st 2019 at 11:28:39 PM

enemy toucans start a cult! void all tomes

Whoa, whoa, leave those books alone! We can't throw away all our valuable knowledge just because some tropical birds are misusing it to found evil religions - in fact, if those toucan cultists are as much of a threat as you think they are, we'll need our lore more than ever.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
unfortunatezorua Avatar Week 1 Day II, Electric Boogaloo from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Avatar Week 1 Day II, Electric Boogaloo
Aug 22nd 2019 at 2:32:36 AM

Whoa, whoa, can't read me poker face

Would it be considered normal for you to suddenly burst into old pop songs during speeches about evil, religious toucan cults? Especially since they've already stolen everything that remains of our ancient books? You do you, I guess...But she's gotta love nobody.

this video is an accurate representation of my last brain cell at 3 am
AutisticAlivia Not my LL! OTP from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Not my LL! OTP
Aug 22nd 2019 at 4:44:54 AM

Would it be considered normal for you to say But she's gotta love nobody

How many times have I told you, "STOP SINGING THOSE SONGS!" Now get out of here before you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded forever! Now go away!

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 22nd 2019 at 4:49:10 AM

September 19th is Riko Sakurauchi's birthday and September 21st is Ruby's!
Aug 22nd 2019 at 6:55:14 AM

time SONGS! here you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Time songs? What are you doing, an experiment to determine the average length of songs? And why are you so emotional? Also, how am I grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 1,000,000,000,000,000,420 hours?

NineTailedCat Carrier of lucky rocks from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Carrier of lucky rocks
Aug 22nd 2019 at 3:59:56 PM

undo undoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundoundo

Did you accidentally hit the wrong button again? Oh dear. Judging by the number of frantic "undo"s, it sounds like you messed something up pretty badly. That's why I always make sure to save backups, to make it easier to recover when this kind of thing happens.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Aug 22nd 2019 at 4:19:33 PM

Did you hit again? Oh. Judy "undo"s thing pretty badly. always make sure to save, to make it easier to cover.

No. I'm not a domestic abuser! And you know that. Who's Judy, and why is she "undo"ing? And why did you put "undo" in quotes? This isn't Herb and Jamal! You want me to save people, in order to protect my evilness? No, you're evil!

wingedcatgirl it's her... the real winged cat girl... from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
it's her... the real winged cat girl...
Aug 22nd 2019 at 7:18:27 PM

Who? why? How?
See, this is what bothers me about this game. Something like half the posts have a response that's just "ask obvious questions about the gibberish". You put the gibberish there! You decide what it means! Make it mean something worth responding to!

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she 🐱
Speedchesser Allosaurushat. from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Aug 22nd 2019 at 9:06:52 PM

Seeths be seething like half the pots on a stove or this here water pond!

Okay, I admire your mastery of slang and artistic use of English. But if you'd just told me the pond was boiling, I wouldn't need to go to the burn ward now. Just saying.

I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves. TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
Aug 23rd 2019 at 8:29:19 AM

I admire you slang English. the pond was the burn ward now. say

Thanks for informing me about the pond! I'll keep that in mind! Also, thank you for liking my dictionary about slang English! You are so nice! I like you as a friend!

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Aug 24th 2019 at 8:11:32 AM

Thanks for the pond! I'll keep that!

Ehm I didn't give or make you a pond. Do you have a wrong number or is this some kind of prank call? Anyway at least you're not just sprouting gibberish like so many tend to do nowadays.

Routeferret Twin Decks from Great Britain Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Twin Decks
Aug 24th 2019 at 3:42:47 PM

I didn't make a prank call.

Let's see what you can make with these random sentences. Ahem. I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnít good enough. I am happy to take your donation. any amount will be greatly appreciated. She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.

"I get up when I want - except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman."
NineTailedCat Carrier of lucky rocks from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Carrier of lucky rocks
Aug 24th 2019 at 4:42:33 PM

Let's see you sentenced to death. I am happy to kill traitors; die.

No, please, have mercy! Why are you doing this? I'm innocent, I swear! I never betrayed anyone! I've done nothing to deserve execution! Please, just listen to reason!

Edited by NineTailedCat on Aug 24th 2019 at 4:47:52 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
WarJay77 The googly-eyed monstrosity from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The googly-eyed monstrosity
Aug 29th 2019 at 7:36:51 PM

please, have me! Why are you not, I see better! Please, just lie!


I'm sorry, I can't, even if doing so will make your vision better, I can't just sleep with someone else. I have a boyfriend, and I won't just lie to him.

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
Aug 31st 2019 at 8:51:09 AM

I can, make your vision better, sleep with someone else. have a boyfriend, and just lie.

Don't cheat on someone else! That's adultery! And that's a sin! For the Bible says, "You shall not commit adultery"! Also, Jesus Christ improved the eyesight of people, so you're comparing yourself to Jesus, a sin, and so is lying!

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 31st 2019 at 8:52:12 AM

SimpleSeer Li'l Valkyrie from Something, Somewhere Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Li'l Valkyrie
Aug 31st 2019 at 9:01:06 AM

Cheat. For the bible says ďyou shall commit adulteryĒ


I donít know where you were taught that, but iím pretty sure that you have got the wrong version, pal. Either that or itís made as a joke.

Edited by SimpleSeer on Sep 1st 2019 at 12:01:54 AM

Valkyrieís younger sister. Top agent of Valhalla, entrusted with high-risk missions to defend the mortal realms.
Oggy123 Hiii! from Jakarta, Indonesia
Hiii!
Aug 31st 2019 at 9:09:21 AM

I donít know you were taught that, iím pretty sure that you have got the wrong joke.

Uh, people, what are we talking about again? Are we talking about a joke? What am i missing out? Anyway, do you know Kirby? It's one of Nintendo's greatest franchises of all time! It's also super-cute, and at the same time, very dark...

Edited by Oggy123 on Aug 31st 2019 at 11:10:41 PM

WarJay77 The googly-eyed monstrosity from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The googly-eyed monstrosity
Aug 31st 2019 at 4:55:54 PM

hell Are we taking a jog? Kiss friend time...


Watch your language! And sure, we can take a jog, but I won't go kissing my friends, that's weird...especially if we're, you know, jogging at the same time!

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
BioSafety Seventh Toa from Spherus Magna Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Seventh Toa
Aug 31st 2019 at 7:09:19 PM

Watch! we can jog, go sing, that's special time!

I agree, it's pretty cool that you can jog and sing at the same time. I'm still not sure why you're referring to yourself in the plural, though.

Psychedelicate Jimin the Death Eater from a galaxy far, far away
Sep 2nd 2019 at 3:52:50 AM

pretty cool sesame street, your elf in the rough

Um... I haven't watched Sesame Street in years. Mind telling me what, exactly, I've missed? Is there a new elf character I don't know about or something?

Jimin's quest for revenge continues in HGS: Convergence...
Sep 2nd 2019 at 3:54:27 PM

Um... Street in years. what exactly, I've missed a new act

Just shut up! Your questions about this street have caused you to miss part of the play! Now sit down!

wingedcatgirl it's her... the real winged cat girl... from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
it's her... the real winged cat girl...
Sep 2nd 2019 at 8:06:04 PM

Just pet cats!
Cats are very good and and I love them, so petting them is definitely therapeutic for me — even so, I don't think petting cats solves all problems. I mean, yes, I've said exactly "I think petting cats can solve any problem", but... I was joking. That was a joke. It's humorous hyperbole.

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she 🐱
WarJay77 The googly-eyed monstrosity from Upstate New York Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The googly-eyed monstrosity
Sep 2nd 2019 at 8:13:13 PM

Care and love the pets day, I aid exactly ten cats a year.


We don't need a specific day to care for our pets, that should be every day. It's great that you help cats, but why only ten a year? Is it a lot of hard work and time? I guess I understand, so I do hope that on this "care and love the pets" holiday, that more people volunteer to help out these kitties.

Female troper who likes Pokemon, ARGs, Writing, and more. / Links: Sandbox.Zero Context Example Thread - Sandbox.Roleplay Cleanup Thread
DelphineTheDelphox Alola to all of you! from The Alola Region Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Alola to all of you!
Sep 2nd 2019 at 8:41:26 PM

We need a day to scalp kitties.

Oh my God, that's horrible! What is wrong with you, you sadistic monster?! Stay the hell away from me!

Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Sep 2nd 2019 at 8:43:48 AM

Switched back to my old avatar because I paid money for this thing! Twice!
Sep 3rd 2019 at 10:36:49 AM

God that's horrible wrong, sadistic monster?! Stay away!

Lady, hating God is terrible! He is all mighty, He can do nothing wrong, He does not do monstrous acts, nor does He do anything sadistic! You need the Lord in your life, or you'll burn in hell!

wingedcatgirl it's her... the real winged cat girl... from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
it's her... the real winged cat girl...
Sep 3rd 2019 at 12:06:22 PM

God is terrible! He is all wrong, He does monstrous acts, He'll burn in hell!
I, too, am not a fan of God, but I'm pretty sure he's not gonna burn in a hell that he created himself for the purpose of punishing people he doesn't like. That would require him to recognize his own actions as evil, when his inability to do this is the whole problem here.

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she 🐱

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