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Whoa, whoa, leave those books alone! We can't throw away all our valuable knowledge just because some tropical birds are misusing it to found evil religions - in fact, if those toucan cultists are as much of a threat as you think they are, we'll need our lore more than ever.
Would it be considered normal for you to suddenly burst into old pop songs during speeches about evil, religious toucan cults? Especially since they've already stolen everything that remains of our ancient books? You do you, I guess...But she's gotta love nobody.
Would it be considered normal for you to say
But she's gotta love nobody
How many times have I told you, "STOP SINGING THOSE SONGS!" Now get out of here before you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded forever! Now go away!
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 22nd 2019 at 4:49:10 AM
Time songs? What are you doing, an experiment to determine the average length of songs? And why are you so emotional? Also, how am I grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 1,000,000,000,000,000,420 hours?
Did you accidentally hit the wrong button again? Oh dear. Judging by the number of frantic "undo"s, it sounds like you messed something up pretty badly. That's why I always make sure to save backups, to make it easier to recover when this kind of thing happens.
No. I'm not a domestic abuser! And you know that. Who's Judy, and why is she "undo"ing? And why did you put "undo" in quotes? This isn't Herb and Jamal! You want me to save people, in order to protect my evilness? No, you're evil!
Okay, I admire your mastery of slang and artistic use of English. But if you'd just told me the pond was boiling, I wouldn't need to go to the burn ward now. Just saying.
Thanks for informing me about the pond! I'll keep that in mind! Also, thank you for liking my dictionary about slang English! You are so nice! I like you as a friend!
Ehm I didn't give or make you a pond. Do you have a wrong number or is this some kind of prank call? Anyway at least you're not just sprouting gibberish like so many tend to do nowadays.
Let's see what you can make with these random sentences. Ahem. I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnít good enough. I am happy to take your donation. any amount will be greatly appreciated. She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.
No, please, have mercy! Why are you doing this? I'm innocent, I swear! I never betrayed anyone! I've done nothing to deserve execution! Please, just listen to reason!
Edited by NineTailedCat on Aug 24th 2019 at 4:47:52 AM
please, have me! Why are you not, I see better! Please, just lie!
Don't cheat on someone else! That's adultery! And that's a sin! For the Bible says, "You shall not commit adultery"! Also, Jesus Christ improved the eyesight of people, so you're comparing yourself to Jesus, a sin, and so is lying!
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 31st 2019 at 8:52:12 AM
I donít know where you were taught that, but iím pretty sure that you have got the wrong version, pal. Either that or itís made as a joke.
Edited by SimpleSeer on Sep 1st 2019 at 12:01:54 AM
Uh, people, what are we talking about again? Are we talking about a joke? What am i missing out? Anyway, do you know Kirby? It's one of Nintendo's greatest franchises of all time! It's also super-cute, and at the same time, very dark...
Edited by Oggy123 on Aug 31st 2019 at 11:10:41 PM
hell Are we taking a jog? Kiss friend time...
Watch your language! And sure, we can take a jog, but I won't go kissing my friends, that's weird...especially if we're, you know, jogging at the same time!
I agree, it's pretty cool that you can jog and sing at the same time. I'm still not sure why you're referring to yourself in the plural, though.
Um... I haven't watched Sesame Street in years. Mind telling me what, exactly, I've missed? Is there a new elf character I don't know about or something?
Just shut up! Your questions about this street have caused you to miss part of the play! Now sit down!
Care and love the pets day, I aid exactly ten cats a year.
Oh my God, that's horrible! What is wrong with you, you sadistic monster?! Stay the hell away from me!
Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Sep 2nd 2019 at 8:43:48 AM
Lady, hating God is terrible! He is all mighty, He can do nothing wrong, He does not do monstrous acts, nor does He do anything sadistic! You need the Lord in your life, or you'll burn in hell!
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