I'm helping!
Okay I have several question for you, Rita. Why do I have to pay a fee? And ten thousand what? Dollars, euros, bitcoins? Also what do you mean by "quer Earth" and how will you do it with teenagers, colorful costumes or not?
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 19th 2019 at 10:20:59 AM
Why do I have to question Rita? What did she do? Also, what do you have to do besides pay? You pay in coins, and you mean "rose" or "Ross" or "roars". I DO NOT MEAN EARTH, GUY IN HOLLAND! And, I don't do it with age, and it is colourful.
fin
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Whoa, whoa, you can't go taking hostages just to force your bills on others! What did Yolanda (whoever that is) even do to deserve this? Just calm down, back up a bit, and maybe we can discuss this payment situation like reasonable people rather than threatening anyone's life.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
But George Washington took the hill! I can't let those rebel scum just take Bunker Hill! Also, Yes. Yolo to this. Down, back up-... what? Ok now you're just not making any sense.
Treat a gun as if it's always loaded, especially when it's "not". As a Mexican proverb says: "The devil loads your guns". You'd be surprised how many people were buried after being shot by a gun they or the person who shot them knew was empty. Even if you just took it apart and reassembled it and know that it's 100% unquestionably empty, it's loaded. If nothing else, it keeps you in a good habit. In (way too many) gun stores they have a large closed pickle jar on the counter with pieces of ammunition inside. No, these are not free samples. They are the rounds that are discovered in guns that people bring in to sell or have maintenance or repairs on that the weapon's owner assured the sales clerk they checked the weapon and it was empty.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Mighty demon dog-thing
I am very thankful for this helpful advice, and I will do my best to remember it the next time I want to try out a firearm for practice.
Edited by johannes4123 on Mar 23rd 2019 at 10:43:05 AM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Wait... are you full of vice, or is being full a vice? Well, that's greed... so, um, yeah. Also, you want to "ember it" I looked it up on Google, and it is "a small piece of burning or glowing coal or wood in a dying fire." So, you want to burn stuff? Well, you do want to "try out a fire for practice."
Also, unfortunatezorua, I hope I don't come off as rude, but, how about when you do the deleting of the letters, words, etc., respond as if you're responding to a post instead of putting memes down.
You can delete part of this sentence and the above paragraph and the next sentence, or just delete the entire thing. It's your choice.
Do what? There are an infinite number of things you could be referring to, is it driving a car, making a sandwich, or running a marathon? Or could it possibly be pulling a prank? Putting on your shoes? Eating sushi at an obscure restaurant? Perhaps be more specific? I couldn't even start to count the number of things wrong with this sentence, and yet that isn't even the way you spell "oh" properly...wait, you were just talking about the last paragraph? Huh. Okay. I'll just, uh, take my leave now then.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
NOTES FOR THIS QUOTE
- What are you talking about?
- Where's the finite number?
- You want me to refer to a car? Okay... um, FORD! What? You asked me to do it!
- And make a marathon? WHAT? NO WAY, JOSE!
- It's not a prank!
- Fine, mommy, I'll put on my shoes.
- No, I'm not eating a building. Even if it has food.
- You aren't being specific.
- Count things, and leave me alone.
- "[In] this sentence, you spell "oh" properly"? Oh, okay!
- 0/10 Worst The Who parody I've ever heard.
- Fine. I'll leave if you want me to.
- You have horrible grammar.
Oh Captain!~
You can't tell me what to do, Godzilla! And for the last time, my name is not Jose!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Will D. Downing
Rest assured, I expect plenty of other Tropers to keep on posting here after me. Also, this is going to betray my age, but this thread puts me in mind of "Son of Sir", a strip in Knockout comic. The titular schoolboy would only partially overhear his classmates' plans, and the few words he caught would form a sentence. He would then tip off their teacher - his father - and think themselves ready to put a stop to the expected prank. But the other boys would turn out to have plotted something different; by saying the partially-overheard sentence in full, the keywords turn out to have a different meaning in context - consequently, Sir and his son's readiness would backfire on them.
I'd rather be known as a "wrong 'un" than a "right one".
Legosi
That's the grossest most disturbing story I have ever heard, congratulations this is a new low that will never be topped.
My Anime crush is Legosi
Who is the gross, disturbing Tory? Was it King George III? Yes, can assume that you have a head, don't tell everyone about this. Also, thank you for giving me a new top! You giving me a gift makes up for all the flaws in your sentence.
I'm helping!
Not Sherlock Holmes
Okay, Edgeworth, I see a couple of problems with that plan. First, it’s “ace attorney”. Second, you can’t just give the poisoned bear trap to him, you incompetent potato.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
For the last time the plan to convince them that Edgeworth is the Hulk and that Fin is a potato was a joke, now undo the hypnosis and make him talk normally again. Seriously why would anyone try to capture drugdealers with a scheme like that.
Why do we need to time the plane? Is it because you want to make an edgy joke about DRUGS? You want to hypnotize people, & what does "talk ally gain" mean? Also, drugging people is bad.
bump!
We need to plan so we know what we're doing. What are edge rugs, & why do you like urine so much?
I'm helping!
It's a bodily waste product made of... water and various salts, I think? If it's any color but yellow or clear, that's a bad sign, and if it's really dark, you're dehydrated.
That's all the interesting piss facts I know.
If you're a fat gay baby and want to go to ice hell ftw On second thought, let us not reference that meme. 'Tis a silly thing.
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jul 14th 2019 at 7:56:07 AM
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
> It's a clear sign That all the piss wants that meme.
Clear sign? You really do know how to read the minds of particles of urine! I'm sorry I ever doubted you. But to be fair to myself, no human has literally any way of knowing that atoms of pee can think and know about memes. (Do they make up their own memes? Like pee culture memes? Or do they just telepathically know about our Internet?)
... Yeah, I still really don't believe you.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Ok, first off, if you wanna start off with an insult you should really think of some better ones. Anyway, even after reading part 5 I'm not really convinced, I don't think humans as a species are a meme... then again anything can be a meme. And memes might seem strange but I wouldn't say they're like a cult, exactly... they are, like you also suggested, "just internet".
"Leftover items still have value!"
What, why do I need to start off with ones? Oh, you're reading Convinced? Well, that only starts getting good around the thirty-first chapter. You ink memes, and you want me to be a meme? That's weird. Also, memes/the Internet are not cults.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Listen, I like good memes as much as the next guy, but you can't just go starting a cult! Who would even join? What's the end goal? Do you just want people to like your memes?
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
(sniff) You... you BUWWY! I’M TEWWING THE TEACHER!
No, but seriously, don’t shame people based on their weight. That’s just bullying.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”