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...Dude, I said I won a spelling bee, not that I had a bee spell. I'm not even a wizard. So if you want me to blast away goblin elders, you're going to have to give me a bit more than an Eon Orb that's almost out of mana. Like, say, giving me back my +2 flaming greatsword or mithral breastplate?
When I said I was off to see the wizard, I didn't mean the Wizard of Bees, you crackpot! And for the last time, I am not a rogue!
Is it Weird Al time, or not? Oh wait, it is not! So, what do I do with my CDs? I guess I will just sell them on eBay, for, like, twenty-seven thousand dollars and twenty-seven cents. When I get that money, I guess I'll buy a car.
We need all the nets we can get, girl. Malaria and the West Nile virus are rampant here. I dunno what you're blabbering on about.
Yeah I can see why you don't just want parts of a girl, but why do you need her? I get the feeling Maria shouldn't run toward you, as you come across as creepy. Whether you want or not, whatever it is you want.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 7th 2019 at 5:07:21 PM
One. You can see. Spoiler alert: [spoiler: we already knew that].
Two. You just want art. That ain't a need. Also, those two thoughts are not connected to one another. Unless you mean you can see that you just want art.
Three. You have a feeling that Maria should run. But(t), why did you call me a creep? That hurt my feelings! Say that you are sorry.
Four. She wants you? Ummmmmmmmmmm, is it Maria (that girl who you said should run)?v If so, then, I have no idea what she should od.
Ah great! now the book's ruined for me. Next time use the spoiler tags, alright?
Click "Show Markup Help", and you'll be able to properly give something a spoiler tag.
Because you've completely ruined the book for me!
I agree, PWB did horribly screw up their formatting. My condolences.
Avast, ye scallywag! We barely be gettin' enough plunder to stay afloat, and now we be payin' ye through the nose just to get a full crew complement? Ye'd best be changin' yer mind about those prices, or ye'll be sharkbait for sure!
Edited by NineTailedCat on Jan 10th 2019 at 1:21:25 AM
Wow, mood swing much?! ...actually no, it wasn't, it was just a petty reason to throw someone into the ocean just cause the crew likes them more than they like you. Ye bastad.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 10th 2019 at 6:52:37 AM
Yes, troper, moods exist. Have a gold star. Wait, (dramatic music plays) how you confuse moods with a pet. Or maybe you are confusing it with a pet throw. Also, (dramatic music plays 10 times louder) are you saying we should throw someone in the ocean? Or are you saying that someone is in the ocean. (I guess that that is true.) Or, are you saying that someone named Ocean is fashionable? I am confused. Why are you throwing someone in the ocean because the crew likes you a little? USE PERIODS, AND EVERYTHING'LL BE CLEAR.
P.S. Moods or mods???
No need to be condescendin- whaaaaaat the hell? Who's throwing who into the ocean? Who's fashionable? What's with the dramatic music being used for not-dramatic things? What's the big deal about periods (besides the fact that they suck)? Do you have a concussion?
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 11th 2019 at 8:58:10 AM
Yeah, i think i did hit my head pretty hard. No wonder i'm seeing stars, have a headache, and hear a constant ringing. Wait, are you unsure about being a doctor or something? This is what i get for letting HIM drive.
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Jan 11th 2019 at 7:14:50 AM
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 13th 2019 at 7:55:42 PM
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