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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#1251: Dec 31st 2018 at 2:10:17 PM

he is a way old goblin, your eon orb Is too tiny? Come on! You got bee spell now!

...Dude, I said I won a spelling bee, not that I had a bee spell. I'm not even a wizard. So if you want me to blast away goblin elders, you're going to have to give me a bit more than an Eon Orb that's almost out of mana. Like, say, giving me back my +2 flaming greatsword or mithral breastplate?

Freaking rogues.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1252: Dec 31st 2018 at 3:08:23 PM

Dude, bee. I'm a wizard. blast elders, Freaking rogues.

When I said I was off to see the wizard, I didn't mean the Wizard of Bees, you crackpot! And for the last time, I am not a rogue!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1253: Jan 1st 2019 at 4:17:08 PM

WeIrd al time, not!

Is it Weird Al time, or not? Oh wait, it is not! So, what do I do with my CDs? I guess I will just sell them on eBay, for, like, twenty-seven thousand dollars and twenty-seven cents. When I get that money, I guess I'll buy a car.

wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#1254: Jan 6th 2019 at 8:17:46 PM

Is it not? Oh, just see four and twenty nets I'll buy.
That is an awful lot of nets. Are you going bug-catching? If you were considering inviting me, well, there's no need. I've never been the outdoorsy type. I'll just stay at home and play a video game, thank you.

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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1255: Jan 6th 2019 at 8:26:35 PM

lo net. Considering there's no need, thank you.

We need all the nets we can get, girl. Malaria and the West Nile virus are rampant here. I dunno what you're blabbering on about.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1256: Jan 7th 2019 at 8:06:22 AM

We need all the girl. Maria run here. I do want.

Yeah I can see why you don't just want parts of a girl, but why do you need her? I get the feeling Maria shouldn't run toward you, as you come across as creepy. Whether you want or not, whatever it is you want.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 7th 2019 at 5:07:21 PM

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1257: Jan 7th 2019 at 3:46:11 PM

I can see just want art, need? feeling Maria should run, creep. her want it is you.

One. You can see. Spoiler alert: [spoiler: we already knew that].

Two. You just want art. That ain't a need. Also, those two thoughts are not connected to one another. Unless you mean you can see that you just want art.

Three. You have a feeling that Maria should run. But(t), why did you call me a creep? That hurt my feelings! Say that you are sorry.

Four. She wants you? Ummmmmmmmmmm, is it Maria (that girl who you said should run)?v If so, then, I have no idea what she should od.

fin.

Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#1258: Jan 8th 2019 at 7:22:02 AM

Spoiler alert: Maria shoot girl who have no idea

Ah great! now the book's ruined for me. Next time use the spoiler tags, alright?

Click "Show Markup Help", and you'll be able to properly give something a spoiler tag.

Because you've completely ruined the book for me!

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1259: Jan 8th 2019 at 12:57:01 PM

Ah great! ruined spoiler tag. Click "Show Markup Help" to properly give something a spoiler tag.

I agree, PWB did horribly screw up their formatting. My condolences.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#1260: Jan 10th 2019 at 1:21:16 PM

I greedily crew pirates.

Avast, ye scallywag! We barely be gettin' enough plunder to stay afloat, and now we be payin' ye through the nose just to get a full crew complement? Ye'd best be changin' yer mind about those prices, or ye'll be sharkbait for sure!

Edited by NineTailedCat on Jan 10th 2019 at 1:21:25 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1261: Jan 10th 2019 at 3:52:18 PM

Avast, ye plunder to stay afloat, and now ye just get a crew complement? ye'll be sharkbait for sure!

Wow, mood swing much?! ...actually no, it wasn't, it was just a petty reason to throw someone into the ocean just cause the crew likes them more than they like you. Ye bastad.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 10th 2019 at 6:52:37 AM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1262: Jan 11th 2019 at 5:16:05 PM

Wow, moods?! no, it was, it was just a pet throw someone in ocean cause the crew like you. tad.

Yes, troper, moods exist. Have a gold star. Wait, (dramatic music plays) how you confuse moods with a pet. Or maybe you are confusing it with a pet throw. Also, (dramatic music plays 10 times louder) are you saying we should throw someone in the ocean? Or are you saying that someone is in the ocean. (I guess that that is true.) Or, are you saying that someone named Ocean is fashionable? I am confused. Why are you throwing someone in the ocean because the crew likes you a little? USE PERIODS, AND EVERYTHING'LL BE CLEAR.

finish

P.S. Moods or mods???

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1263: Jan 11th 2019 at 6:57:25 PM

Yes, Have a gold star. (dramatic music plays) confusing. (dramatic music plays 10 times louder) Throw someone in the ocean? are you saying someone is fashionable? PERIODS.

fin

No need to be condescendin- whaaaaaat the hell? Who's throwing who into the ocean? Who's fashionable? What's with the dramatic music being used for not-dramatic things? What's the big deal about periods (besides the fact that they suck)? Do you have a concussion?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 11th 2019 at 8:58:10 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#1264: Jan 11th 2019 at 7:13:56 PM

i doc? you have concussion

Yeah, i think i did hit my head pretty hard. No wonder i'm seeing stars, have a headache, and hear a constant ringing. Wait, are you unsure about being a doctor or something? This is what i get for letting HIM drive.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Jan 11th 2019 at 7:14:50 AM

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#1265: Jan 13th 2019 at 3:55:18 AM

i'm seeing stars for HIM

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 13th 2019 at 7:55:42 PM

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#1266: Jan 13th 2019 at 9:52:55 AM

oh god beeeeeeeees
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the little stinging bastards either. We should go somewhere else. And then maybe you can breathe properly for two minutes. (That Overly Long Scream...)

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#1267: Feb 3rd 2019 at 1:23:05 PM

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the tard he holds breath for two minutes

Come on, you know you can't use that word. Anyway him being to hold his breath for that long is impressive and I can see why he has fans

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 3rd 2019 at 10:32:08 AM

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1268: Feb 3rd 2019 at 2:02:51 PM

Com, now you use that. im being toold is breath at long press see fans

Playing_with_boy

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February Third, 2019

Dear Troper, I have many questions regarding this post. Here is a list of my questions.

One. Who is Com?

Two. Use what? What does Com need to use?

Three. How are you being too old. Also, it's "too old"/"told"/"tool", not "toold".

Four. No, breath is not at long press. Who told you that? Unless you not "too old" or "tool", but I have no idea how they related to each other.

Five. Why do you want me to see fans?

Hope you answer the questions.

Sincerly,

Playing_with_boy.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#1269: Feb 4th 2019 at 6:15:19 AM

oooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L on her forehead.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow.

Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play, hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1270: Feb 4th 2019 at 5:50:18 PM

old world ol me, I ain't sharp. She was dumb, there rum, in the ape on fore.

Well year art and stop coming, the rules run, make sense fun, rain art dumb.

do, see, wrong tak the streets? o, shine do glow.

Hey now, you're al, me play, hey now, you're a rock, how. glitter is gold, shoot mold.

  1. It's new year, new me. Not "old world ol' me."

  2. Honesty is very important.

  3. Who is dumb? Whoever she is, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!

  4. You get rum by calling someone dumb? (That rhymed). Huh.

  5. Is rum in the ape on fore? Or is rum in the ape on- FORE! *gets hit in the head with a golf ball*.

  6. Is it the year of art? Or is it the well art year, phased oddly?

  7. Why don't you want me to come?

  8. The rules are, I think, 1. Run, 2. Make sense (this is the delete game) and 3. Have fun. What a weird set of rules.

  9. Rain art is dumb? That's mean.

  10. Sooooo, I should do, and steal streets? WHAT?

  11. I should shine and glow. Weird.

  12. I AM NOT AL!

  13. You do play. Well, I am Playing. With Boy.

  14. I AM ALSO NOT A ROCK! Well, you said that one was odd.

  15. Glitter is not gold!

  16. Lastly, I do not want to shoot mold! You don't know me!

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1271: Mar 15th 2019 at 7:44:11 PM

It's new year. important. dumb? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof! dumb? (That rhymed). run the rum *gets hit in the head with a golf ball* it the year of art, phased oddly? you me?

8. Run, the delete game weird. art is dumb. ooooo, trees? WHAT? low. Weird. I AM AL! I am Playing. With Boy. that one was odd. litter gold! shoo me!

Bump!

To me,

It's not the new year. That is important, and not dumb. Also, stop using Roblox memes. "Dumb" rhymes with "dumb". Why do you need to run the rum? Are you a government agent? And why did you get hid in the head with a golf ball? It's not the year of the art, and that is odd phrased oddly. You have 8 rules, that was the seventh (Weird rules you got their!) rule. The eighth rule is "Run the delete game." Well, that explains why I bumped this game. Are you a ghost, and why are you confused by trees? Also, are the trees tiny? That last statement was weird, and you're Al, soooooo, I am "Weird Al" Yankovic. But you're also Playing_with_boy. Well, that's true, and not odd at all. You want people to put gold everywhere. You also want to be shooed away. Well, that is weird.

Love,

Me.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#1272: Mar 15th 2019 at 8:26:07 PM

Roblox memes dumb

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs go sometime its a fps game with a lot of tryhards, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#1273: Mar 15th 2019 at 8:26:23 PM

Hey, gir! miso sandwiches, I like it? xxx

First off, I’m not a robot you imbecile. Also, I’m not sure if soup sandwiches are the best idea. Heck, even you were unsure about liking them! Finally.... XXX? You know you can’t do that on television.

Edited by TalesofUnder on Mar 15th 2019 at 9:38:35 PM

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1274: Mar 15th 2019 at 8:47:24 PM

Fist of robot you imbecile. Also, I’m sure soup the best idea. you sure! Final? You can do that on television.

Fist Of Robot? Sounds like a cool anime. Never heard of it, though, so why did you call me big dumb? Maybe soup isn't the best idea, though soup is popular. I am sure it's a good idea, but not the best idea. Also, you can do finals in other forms of media, you know that.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#1275: Mar 15th 2019 at 8:56:43 PM

Fist me with tha soup

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

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