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Speedchesser Allosaurushat. from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Nov 16th 2018 at 11:16:17 AM

You are a lol. Idiot you, Idiot. (ten of ten, Capt lie!) that was low sire

"A lol?" "Idiot" as both a proper noun and a verb? "Capt lie" with only the first word capitalized? "Sire?" I would be horribly offended if I could make any sense of what you're saying.

I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves. TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
wingedcatgirl The wings are... retractable, probably. from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The wings are... retractable, probably.
Nov 16th 2018 at 6:47:05 PM

"I died? Sire?" I would borrow your ying.
I have several questions about the scenario presented. What's "ying", again? I feel like that's significant. And I don't quite grasp how the speaker is uncertain of their own death — traditionally, the retention of consciousness is considered sufficient proof of one's own survival, at least for the moment. And is borrowing ying culturally accepted as a common practice, or is it considered intimate? Inquiring minds demand to know!

I Have Many Names. You can call me Sylvi, or Tempest, or Katelyn, or 🐱. My pronouns are she/her or they/them. Also, I'm a kittycat!
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Nov 18th 2018 at 3:29:02 PM

I have aboot. ying I feel like I don't quite grasp how the speaker is death tradition is considered sufficient proof of one's own moment. And is borrowing culture a common practice, or intimate? demand!

To my Dear Troper,

Why do you have a boot? Do you want to wear it? Also, you misspelled "a boot." Who is Ying, and why didn't you capitalize his/her name? I am not Death. Two charges for the capitalization! Philosophyandarunonsentence! Yesssssssss! A period (and a captital T) should be between "death" and "radition".

Playing.

P.S. Borrowing culture is neither, and that is not a demand.

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CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Nov 18th 2018 at 4:58:57 PM

Boot? Also, you misspelled "Ying". Yesssssssss!

...Why in the world are you so happy over misspellings? Do you realize that is a heinous violation of the English language?

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WilliamRadarStorm Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary from Graham Island Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary
Nov 18th 2018 at 5:18:44 PM

Why in the world are you the English language?

I'm not, I'm just speaking it. Easy mistake to make, Ba'tuhla, so I won't fault you for it.

I'd like to remember a a now-concluded series by the people in my avatar. Ran from 2014-2018.
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Nov 20th 2018 at 2:08:12 PM

speak. mistake to make, fault.

Why do you want me to speak? Also, a mistake that you made is a fault.

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CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Nov 20th 2018 at 2:10:44 PM

Why? mistake is a fault.

I mean, I suppose that's true. Why is it true? Well, because it is, that's why!

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Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Nov 20th 2018 at 2:18:41 PM

mean pose ha. Why is it? Well, because hat's y!

Where is the mean pose? And, why IS ThAT funny? Oh, I see you answered your own question. What... "hat's y"? Why does a hat have a Y? And why doES no one HERE know how to capitaliZe? Next time someone uses improper capitalization, I'll copy and paste that lesson on upper and lower case letters!

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Nov 20th 2018 at 2:18:56 AM

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Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 19th 2018 at 4:32:17 PM

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mean AT funny? Oh, I see you question hats? hat have a no one HERE know how to? improper, copy and paste!

I see you a Twitter account. mean@funny. Or, is mean AT funny. You are questioning it. And you're talking about someone questioning hats. I agree, hats have a thing no troper knows how to do. And, yes copy and pasting someone else's essay in not right. #TRUTH #OPENYOUREYES

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SuperNerd Certified Geek from Somewhere
Certified Geek
Dec 19th 2018 at 6:17:48 PM

I see you funny. Or mean. You are questioning it. And your hats agree, having no rope. say it right RUTH

Do you need rope to be sure of someone's attitude? Also, what did Ruth say that was so bad you had to spell his name in ALL CAPS?? That sentence itself is a non sequitur, too. Structure your sentences right, TROPER.

My xkcd forum account is here. Feel free to friend me! :)
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 25th 2018 at 8:40:19 PM

rope to be sure of Ruth so bad CAPS?? is a non sequitur, TROPE.

Let me get this straight. You need rope to be absolutely sure that Ruth is bad. You also think that the caps are so, so bad (so, so bad) that you needed to spell them in all caps? Or are the caps bad? Whatever, at least you know that that's a non sequitur. And yes, to close off me analyzing this, er, post, Non Sequitur is a trope. Have a gold star AND a nice cookie, TROPER.

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CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 25th 2018 at 9:38:57 PM

rope bad. caps bad (so, so bad). caps bad. gold star AND a nice cookie.

Are... are you okay there, dude? You're not making any sense and it's kind of concerning. Also, you've apparently lost the ability to capitalize when starting a new sentence.

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Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 26th 2018 at 3:29:49 PM

okay there, dude? making any sense it's kind of concerning. lost the ability to cap when starting.

One. Yes. I am okay.

Two. Making any sense is not concerning. If we did not make sense, we would die.

Three. Who lost the ability to cap, well, whatever while starting?

Four. In the same vein, starting what?

Five. Make sure to begin your sentences with a capital letter! ;)

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wingedcatgirl The wings are... retractable, probably. from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The wings are... retractable, probably.
Dec 26th 2018 at 4:25:43 PM

I am going to die. lost the ability to cap, well, what?

For starting?

More with a letter!

Yes, I know, We All Die Someday, don't remind me. It's a little weird that you can't cap anymore, that seems like a glitch. But you don't cap when starting, that's for the endgame. (Er, we do mean stat capping, right? Because capturing points is a different genre entirely.) And, uh, you don't have to write a physical letter. It's fine. I honestly prefer forum posts.

I Have Many Names. You can call me Sylvi, or Tempest, or Katelyn, or 🐱. My pronouns are she/her or they/them. Also, I'm a kittycat!
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:08:57 PM

Die Someday, do remind me. It's a little can, like a don tart for the endgame. (we do mean start? Bee cap points is different) uh you do have to write a physical letter. fin

Okay, there is a lot to unpack here, baby! So, I shall unpack it. First, you want me to remind you that I should die? Geez, that is a little harsh! Second, there is a tiny can, and it is like a berry on somebody's head, for the game's end. Third, it's not we, it's you. Fourth, no, the end game is at the end. Fifth, yes, bee cap points is different from starting. Sixth, why is that all in this symbols: ()? Seventh, (b) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I do not want to write a physical letter. And, eighth, I like how you ended this post with "fin". I am going to do that.

Fin.

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CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 28th 2018 at 7:03:56 PM

baby! I shall unpack it. die? Geez! tiny head, you. bee cap points ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I do not want a physical. fin.

First, that's not where babies come from. Second, I don't have a tiny head. Third, what are bee cap points? Fourth, yes, you will get your yearly physical, you need it to maintain good health. That is all.

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Zanreo Can't wait for this game from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Can't wait for this game
Dec 28th 2018 at 7:24:58 PM

babies don't tiny, what are bees? need to main heal all.

Well... depends on what you compare them to but babies do, in fact, tend to be much smaller than older humans. And do you really not know what bees are? Lastly, by "main heal all", do you mean a healer character?

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 28th 2018 at 4:41:14 PM

Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 28th 2018 at 7:26:58 PM

First, babies. Second, tiny what are bees? Four, yes, you will get year physic health. That is al.

Oh I see you want to show you are first to... babies. Well, spoiler alert, the babies do not care! Well, yes, a second is tiny, it's 1,000 milliseconds. Bees are insects, also I think you just forgot to put punctuation. Are you talking to Four from Battle For Battle For Dream Island? And what does "you will get year" mean? I am assuming that that means he will have to spend a year in a college doing physics/health. Finally, who is Al?

Well... compare them to butts man. bees are heal mean?

Sorry. I just got ninja'd. Anyway, what do you want me to compare to butts? Why did you call me man? And, bees do not heal mean.

P.S. Do not delete the part with a line through it. You can delete parts of this, or the whole thing.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Dec 29th 2018 at 12:09:32 PM

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HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Dec 29th 2018 at 9:04:54 AM

go ninja. Anyway, Why did you call me? And, bees can delete thing.

What ninja? Also, what is thing? And why can bees delete it. And how do they delete it? Sorry, i just have a lot of questions.

uncanny.
NineTailedCat The Mad Catter from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The Mad Catter
Dec 29th 2018 at 11:37:50 AM

Wow i hate the deletions.

Seriously? Just coming in to whinge? That's both petty and unproductive. Don't you have anything better to do? If you think these deletions are low-quality, then maybe you could offer some constructive criticism so we can make better ones. On the other hand, if you just plain don't like the concept of the game, no one's forcing you to play it. Stop wasting our time with complaining and go do something more fun.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 29th 2018 at 12:18:22 PM

Serious Just coming in to whine? productive. better to dIe, offer some critics. and, if you just plain don't like the game, play it. waste and go do fun.

You are serious about coming in here to whine? Well then, get out of our club! And, no you are not productive. Are you seriously saying it is better to die than to live? And you want some critics? Geez, you sure make a lot of sense. That was sarcasm. Also, your philosophy about life (that if you do not like the game, you should play it) is bad. Zero out of one hundred. Lastly, you want me to destroy our Earth and have some fun. Really? And I did not mention the word criiiiiiiiiiiimes.

fin.

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Zanreo Can't wait for this game from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Can't wait for this game
Dec 29th 2018 at 6:22:05 PM

You are serious about wine? Well that is clear. Also, your game is bad. Zero fun. I did not mention words.

"Serious about wine"... are you trying to say I must have been drunk when typing this? Because I wasn't. Secondly, it would be better to specify just what was bad and not fun about my game... and lastly, yes, you did in fact mention a bunch of words, that's how talking and writing works

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 29th 2018 at 3:23:12 PM

CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 29th 2018 at 6:57:53 PM

I must have been drunk when typing this. specify what was fun about my game, mention a bunch of words. writing and talking works.

Yes, you definitely were drunk when you typed this, because I have no idea what you're even trying to say.

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TalesofUnder The epitomy of adorable from Somewhere, underground Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The epitomy of adorable
Dec 29th 2018 at 7:18:48 PM

Yes, ode to eve tits.

Well, sure, Eve's breasts were the first human breasts, but I don't see why they need an ode to be written about them. I mean, why specifically focus on that particular part of Eve? You know, besides the obvious reason.

"five... loves... nino!!!!!" "You're choking me."
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 31st 2018 at 6:39:00 AM

Well, sure, I don't see. I mean, why? You know, the obvious reason.

Ok there is a lot of ways you could go blind, Are your eyes gone, or broken? Is it that your Occipital Lobe isn't working anymore? Come on! You got to be more specific or i'll never know!

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!

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