I refuse to occupy you. That's weird and either creepy, gross, or just plain silly. Now excuse me, I've got to go over here and dip my brain in acid.
I do acid.
That's always nice to know. Tell me, have you ever considered that I could report you to the police for having illegal drugs?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)That's nice. Tee hee, I cut you to lice for having legs.
Are you aware that cutting someone cannot alter their DNA? Research things first.
Crayon97 Yoylecake!No, I was not aware of that. Who, and why does it matter whether the person whose DNA they are altering is an heir? Heir to what?
My God! I refuse to put up with such vulgarity in this establishment! You are aware that there may be children reading this?
War is God.No, I was not a hat. Why's it a tree the DNA is in?
Possibly because the tree is a carnivore and steals its victims' genetic coding. That cannot be any more obvious.
Crayon97 Yoylecake!By Jove! So much indecency in this establishment! This place is further spiraling down into a path of decadence!
edited 10th Jul '12 9:37:26 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.What on Earth are you talking about chap? Something about tea carnivaling its victims' gene... cod? Then afterwards you turn into a cow? What has the world come to?!
edited 10th Jul '12 9:19:16 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.Sounds like you misheard me. I never mentioned any ear. As for your second sentence, I'm not even sure what you're talking about.
How many times are you going to blatantly issue a personal attack towards me?! This is all just so wrong on so many levels. How could you be so black and vile inside?
War is God.It sounds like you just said that if someone is fat enough, it's a personal attack, which is ridiculous. No, it's not all just, so don't say it is.
So you insult me yet again by calling me a sod? What is the matter with you? No not a lust? Lust for what? Power? Money? Women? Twinkies? Speak your mind or forever be silent you fool!
War is God....I was under the impression I was outside of you. The mat is for me to wipe my feet with, not to get power/money/women, and especially not twinkies.
I wipe my feet with Twinkies.
You do realize people eat those, right? Guh, you're disgusting.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)You were... under the otter? What in god's name were you doing under it? Did you turn into a Jamaican all of a sudden? ESP doesn't wink? What? How can Extra Sensory Perception wink? You're babbling incoherently again.
I beg your pardon? I do real poo sight? I'm not even going to speculate as to what that is. Go dis.. guting? Go to this gutting? That's just sick! You're sick.
edited 10th Jul '12 10:55:27 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.What's wrong with me selling hoses? They're very useful!
The other what? You're not very clear. I don't think I turned on the sun, but if I did, I agree it doesn't make sense.
edited 10th Jul '12 10:56:16 AM by Speedchesser
Why... you... I just can't believe how low you are stooping sir! This is the second time you've called me that and referred to a vulgar term for a female's genitals! Not only that, but you wrap it up with more nonsense? How do you expect me to put up with this?!
War is God.It's just me calling you, nothing weird about it. Though I will admit that it's a bit weird that I appear to be teleporting.
That is unseemly and disgusting! Why would you say that in a public setting? Think of the children man!
War is God.You... unsee something and disgust it? What? And I'm a hat or something? And you're apparently the child of a hat or... something?
What... did I just hear? You just called me a semen using the Spanish version of the indefinite article "a"? You are a hand you... app? I'm an iPod app? I aren't hech hat? What are you saying?
War is God.As I said before, I question your sense of justice, and I also question your ear-ness. No, I did not call you a clou... Wait, did you just say you'd eat me? RUN AWAYYY!
you are one dirty man
edited 10th Jul '12 12:43:23 PM by thatonedude
What is that supposed to imply? I am on the mother of dirt? Your mother is dirty? My mother is- hey wait a minute!
War is God.
edited 9th Jul '12 8:35:31 PM by thatonedude