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EDIT: To clear up some confusion, you are not allowed to add anything to the quote except for markup around it to separate it from the rest of your post. You may only remove things.

On the Giant in the Playground forums, there's a now dead game that spiralled into existence from an accidentally created thread. It looked interesting and hilarious, so I decided to take it over here.

How it works is simple: You look at the post above yours, then quote that post and delete letters or words to make it say something different, then reply to that as if that was what the post had said.

Happy deleting!

edited 25th May '14 1:41:03 PM by Speedchesser

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#76: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:10:04 PM

Why are you fusing me with a super man.

Why you ask? Well I want to create the most powerful creature in the world! You shall be my guinea pig.

edited 9th Jul '12 12:10:11 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#77: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:12:34 PM

Why you a war! You shall be my gun.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a war. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure that I am incapable of shooting bullets at sufficient speed to be a gun.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#78: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:19:03 PM

I poop bullets at sufficient speed to be a gun.

What? So you're telling me that your gastrointestinal tract is capable of launching lead near or above the speed of sound? Fascinating!

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#79: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:33:32 PM

So you're ten men capable of eating!

While I deny being so much as two men, far less ten, I will admit that I'm capable of eating. Why wouldn't I be?

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#80: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:34:03 PM

What? So your gastrointestinal tract is capable of head above the speed of sound? Fascinating!

What? That may be fascinating to some, but my excretory system can't give head! I'm not even a guy!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#81: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:39:19 PM

[up][up]

I deny being man, I admit that I'm cat. Why wouldn't I be?

Good job for being honest with yourself this time! I'm glad that you've finally realized what you really, truly are deep down inside.

[up]

That may be fascinating to me, but my ex give head!

It's always nice to know that one's ex is still as loose as always. Carry on good sir.

edited 9th Jul '12 12:39:35 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#82: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:43:31 PM

Good job eating sir.

This is the second time you've acted like eating is unusual. I would ask about it, but given the symptoms...

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#83: Jul 9th 2012 at 12:53:56 PM

you act like usual ass...

Hey! I don't appreciate being deemed a posterior! Come at me bro!

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#84: Jul 9th 2012 at 1:05:44 PM

Hey! I don a deer! Coat me!

So wait, you're wearing a deer? And what am I supposed to coat you with.

...You know what? Don't answer that.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#85: Jul 9th 2012 at 1:16:13 PM

So you're a dad to cow. You know that.

I am losing my temper with you young man! First you tell me that I act like a usual ass and now you tell me that I am a father to a cow?! You little snot!

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#86: Jul 9th 2012 at 1:21:03 PM

I am losing cow snot!

First of all, that's incredibly gross. Second, you should be glad of the chance to be free of that disgusting cow snot that you have for no apparent reason. Are you sure you aren't suffering from cowsnotcollectingitis?

BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#87: Jul 9th 2012 at 2:44:40 PM

First goss. Second lad of gus have a parent. Are you not in tis?

What's goss? Doesn't the second lad of Gus have two parents and a an older brother? And where's tis, and why should I be in it?

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#88: Jul 9th 2012 at 2:57:00 PM

go second the werenoun

Uh... What is a werenoun? Is it a word that becomes a noun every full moon? More to the point, how can I second it? You're not making any sense.

edited 9th Jul '12 2:57:21 PM by Speedchesser

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#89: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:36:05 PM

Uh... What is a noun? Is it a hat becomes very moo? Mooooooo.

What exactly happened here? You first forgot a very basic tenant of grammar and then it degrades into gibberish and then you suddenly become a cow? My god man, you need to see a shrink.

War is God.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#90: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:39:02 PM

OOC: This thread is hilarious. For the love of TIAMAT do not let this thread die.

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#91: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:54:23 PM

[up]Thanks! I'll try not to.

What is irish cow? Mom, you need to shrink.

Uh... Why is an Irish cow so surprising? Surely there are some cows born in Ireland. As for what you said after that, I am neither your mother nor do I need to shrink — wait, are you calling me fat?

edited 9th Jul '12 5:54:46 PM by Speedchesser

BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#92: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:54:46 PM

What forgot tenant gram grades? My god needs a shrink.

I don't even know your grandma, much less the tenant she grades, so I can't help. You may want to convert to a faith with a sane god, though.

EDIT: Ninja'ed.

Why is a cow born in Ireland that need to shrink a mat?

Maybe there's a prophecy that says an Irish cow will shrink a mat? I never have understood how people identify the Chosen One, though.

edited 9th Jul '12 5:59:33 PM by BioSafety

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#93: Jul 9th 2012 at 5:58:06 PM

I now your grave with sand.

...I sincerely hope I am not buried in you. No offence, but being buried in another person sounds really, really gross. I have to wonder why my grave would need sand, or how you would qualify to be my grave with it, though.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#94: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:11:37 PM

I hope I am in you. being in another person sounds really, really good, or how you would be my rave.

My word, that is utterly shocking that you would want to be in me! You filthy pervert, have you ever stared long and hard into a mirror and wondered who was looking back at you?

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#95: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:16:55 PM

My worth is utterly shocking! You film and wonder who walking you?

Well, realistically, a human life should be worth all the money in the world, so having high worth isn't really surprising. No, I do not film, and I never wonder who is walking me, primarily because, to the best of my knowledge, no one is.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#96: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:31:52 PM

Well, really a human should be worth nothing. I do not like man.

So not only are you a pervert, but you are also a misanthropist?! My good sir, you are certainly full of unpleasant and unseemly surprises lately!

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#97: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:37:30 PM

So are you rare? My god, you are tan of peasants lately!

Why yes, I would say I'm rare in all senses of the word. However, I am not your god, nor am I any form of tan. Where did you get that idea?

starfy64 Time's up! from A pirate ship Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Time's up!
#98: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:40:54 PM

Why yes, I would say I am your god, nor am I a fan. Where did you get that idea?

You are not my god! And how dare you not be a fan of my favorite things!

I want to be the one!
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#99: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:44:08 PM

You are my god! And you be a fan of my things!

Why thank you kind sir/madam, I do appreciate being deemed a deity by lesser mortals. But.. I do object to the last statement: I am and have never been a fan of your things you git!

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#100: Jul 9th 2012 at 6:50:20 PM

Why thou kind, I do arson: I a hat you git!

Uh... "Thou"? Even ignoring that, there are a lot of problems with that. Let me make a list...

1)I'm kind because I want to be.

2)Doing arson is wrong, and posting about it not allowed.

3)Just because you claim to be a hat doesn't make calling people gits allowable.


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