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EDIT: To clear up some confusion, you are not allowed to add anything to the quote except for markup around it to separate it from the rest of your post. You may only remove things.

On the Giant in the Playground forums, there's a now dead game that spiralled into existence from an accidentally created thread. It looked interesting and hilarious, so I decided to take it over here.

How it works is simple: You look at the post above yours, then quote that post and delete letters or words to make it say something different, then reply to that as if that was what the post had said.

Happy deleting!

edited 25th May '14 1:41:03 PM by Speedchesser

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#251: Nov 30th 2013 at 7:32:16 PM

This incoherent babbling has a poor grasp of pet? And my mind is a human.

This butchering of the English language is highly offensive. It is not conceivable that anyone could produce such mindless drivel. You should be ashamed of yourself for creating such a brainless and ultimately useless string of words.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#252: Nov 30th 2013 at 8:31:37 PM

his chins languish in viable and timely useless swords

Uh... He has multiple chins that somehow languish in... Viable and timely yet at the same time useless swords? I'm confused.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#253: Nov 30th 2013 at 11:54:12 PM

Ham please and melt the wood.

Don't be impatient, I'll get you some ham, but I can't melt wood, it burns before it melts.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#254: Dec 1st 2013 at 9:24:12 AM

Don't be a ham, but I can melt wood, it burns.

It makes some sense, but I don't get it. Oh well. Can you teach me how to melt wood? That seems like it'd be a nice skill to have.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#255: Dec 1st 2013 at 9:59:56 AM

Immense In hell. Cam That mike'd be a nice kill to have.

Don't kill Mike. I like him. I don't care how many points killing him'd rack up or how massive he'd be in hell. And I'm not a camera.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#256: Dec 1st 2013 at 12:12:32 PM

Don't kill Me I'm in hell. And I'm a car.

I wasn't planning on killing you. I didn't know there was a hell for cars.

Fear is a superpower.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#257: Dec 1st 2013 at 1:21:10 PM

I was planking all orcs.

That's not nice. What did all those poor orcs do to deserve being forced to walk the plank?

NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#258: Dec 1st 2013 at 4:27:30 PM

That's nice. the poor deserve being forced to walk the plank

Hey! That's some serious class discrimination there, buddy. It's not their fault they're not as well off as you, and they certainly don't deserve to be thrown overboard for it. Hey, everyone! Speedchesser discriminates against the poor!

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#259: Dec 1st 2013 at 4:36:57 PM

Heat's moss discrimination Is for the for it. Heeeeeeeeeat!

What... What are you trying to say? I get the part about heat discriminating against moss, but how can it be for "the for it"? And did heat turn into Khan at the end there or what?

edited 1st Dec '13 4:37:39 PM by Speedchesser

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#260: Dec 1st 2013 at 6:45:32 PM

What... are you gengis Khan?

What the fuck? Are you serious? Do I look like a mass conqueror and the founder of Mongolia? Also, it's spelled GENGHIS Khan, or Chingis Khan, not Gengis.

edited 1st Dec '13 6:47:44 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#261: Dec 1st 2013 at 7:55:58 PM

What the fuck? Are you serious? I masquerade for MEN, or Chingis Khan.

Calm down! I was just suggesting that women could appreciate your costumes as well. No need to swear at me. Also, I think a certain Mongol warlord doesn't appreciate you suggesting that he's not a man, although I'm sure he likes you still doing masquerades for him.

edited 1st Dec '13 7:58:38 PM by NineTailedCat

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#262: Dec 1st 2013 at 8:04:57 PM

Clown! I was testing that clown to wear me. All was a

What about this clown? Why were you testing it to wear you? And what is everything? Finish your sentences if you're going to answer life's mysteries, man.

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#263: Dec 1st 2013 at 8:11:48 PM

This clown you tease is going to fester Ian.

I don't respond kindly to threats, sir. I'll tease the clown all I want, and I don't give a FUCK about anybody named Ian.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#264: Dec 1st 2013 at 8:17:52 PM

I don pond idly to threats, sir. lease the cow I want and tonybody medIan.

So, if I threaten you, you'll idly put on a pond? That's weird. I refuse to lease the cow you want though, let alone the median body of Tony.

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#265: Dec 1st 2013 at 8:28:04 PM

Soylent body of Tony.

No thank you, my friend. See, my wife's a vegetarian... which pretty much makes ME a vegetarian, and, well,you know what they say, don't you? You are who you eat! But bon appétit, you goddamn cannibal!

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#266: Dec 1st 2013 at 9:07:20 PM

No, fuck you twat!

Hey pal, around these parts, that kind of language would land you in an alleyway with two swollen eyes and a broken nose. I'm going to be a gentleman about this and merely say that you're a mean fucking jerk.

War is God.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#267: Dec 2nd 2013 at 9:21:49 AM

Hey paladin of language would you alienate a sand relay you're a mean king jerk.

I'm not a paladin of language, but I... Wait, "alienate a sand relay"? What IS a sand relay?! And I'm not a king... HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JERK?!

edited 2nd Dec '13 9:22:04 AM by Speedchesser

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#268: Dec 2nd 2013 at 11:33:58 AM

I'm not a pal... alienate a sand relay? YOU A JERK?!

Hold it. This is all just a bunch of arguing over nothing. And calling the other poster a jerk? That's low.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#269: Dec 2nd 2013 at 11:55:45 AM

old hall just barging in And calling toes a jerk? slow.

An old hallway barged in and called toes a jerk... Huh. Well, I admit that's not very nice, but why is it "slow"?

BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#270: Dec 2nd 2013 at 2:36:38 PM

An old toe admits very is slow?

I don't know, I've never heard of any "old toe". I didn't even know "very" was a noun.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#271: Dec 2nd 2013 at 3:38:08 PM

Ion I nerd doe. I now very noun.

I'm not an ion, but thanks for telling me you're a female deer geek. The only thing I can say about that last sentence is that "noun" is not an adjective.

edited 2nd Dec '13 3:38:18 PM by Speedchesser

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#272: Dec 2nd 2013 at 3:41:14 PM

[up][up]

I need a new van.

You and me both, brother. Take my word for it, I know the feeling! It ain't no laughing matter, nuh uh.

[up]

I'm a female geek enthusiast.

You must be quite dedicated. Not many people think very highly of those sideshow attractions—the ones that just bites the heads off of chickens and eat other stupid shit, as opposed to possessing any actual abnormal talent. Roger Ebert's geekshow metaphors are coming to mind.

edited 2nd Dec '13 3:48:31 PM by SeanMurrayI

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273: Dec 3rd 2013 at 8:30:24 AM

You must be quite a piss ass bitch assssssss anal tent. Retard.

You know, that would be offensive if I didn't have a grasp of the English language. Go back to eating pond scum and leave the complex words to others.

War is God.
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#274: Dec 3rd 2013 at 8:49:41 AM

You know, that would be offensive to the niggers.

Hey, you know what else might be a little offensive to them, you dingbat yokel? In any case, allow me to welcome you to the 21st Century; what part of the South did you crawl out from under?

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#275: Dec 3rd 2013 at 2:54:59 PM

Hey, you might be a little off, you dingbat yokel? In any case, all come the 21st Solder?

Why did you put question marks after both these sentences? I take it that that first sentence was meant to be an insult. And what is the "21st solder", anyway? Were there 20 other soldering jobs done before that one?

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May

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