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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#10101: Feb 20th 2023 at 3:38:27 AM

I can't wait until Elspeth finds out about Heliod.

Lightblade Since: Jan, 2001
#10102: Mar 16th 2023 at 1:20:39 PM

March of the Machine story has begun!

Episode 1: Triumph of the Fleshless

Elesh Norn dispatches her evangels to every corner of the Multiverse to spread her gospel.

Episode 2: Holding your Breath

The Planeswalkers hear of the strike team's fate. Contingency plans are put into motion.

ABNDT Since: Mar, 2011
#10103: Mar 16th 2023 at 2:43:50 PM

Even Elesh Norn knows that Lukka is incompetent. evil grin

Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10104: Mar 17th 2023 at 11:16:49 AM

Episode 3: Mother, Son, and Story

Tamiyo returns to Kamigawa. Kaya and Kaito join forces to defend it.

Episode 4: Beneath Eyes Unblinking

From Kaldheim to Kaladesh to New Capenna—the planes of the Multiverse fight back.

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#10105: Mar 17th 2023 at 3:41:32 PM

LUKKA: I have a plan for killing those ignorant fools opposing us!

ELESH NORN: Do tell.

LUKKA: I will throw a really big rock at them!

(Exasperated Praetor Sighs)

CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#10106: Mar 17th 2023 at 3:46:52 PM

Lukka: Here's the plan: win. If we lose, it's because you didn't follow the plan.

Edited by CountDorku on Mar 17th 2023 at 9:47:07 PM

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#10107: Mar 17th 2023 at 6:00:20 PM

So we Tamiyo's dead, and Sheoldred's...it's iffy. She can turn into spiders, and black is necromancy. I think that was too clean and too fast for her to go out. And she still has her card in the set.

ABNDT Since: Mar, 2011
#10108: Mar 20th 2023 at 9:52:00 AM

March of the Machine | Ikoria: Survival of the Fittest

Drannith has fallen. A battered Jirina Kudro leads the survivors along Jal Korcha, the terror road, while Vivien hunts a terrible foe. Only the strong will survive the day.

In which Lukka, who has grown into a flesh-assimilating titan, gets pwned by Vivien and Vadrok. Also, Chevill and Haldan are there, and Vivien shows she had a Colossal Dreadmaw stored in her bow.

March of the Machine | Arcavios: A Radiant Heart

As Phyrexian invaders swarm through the Biblioplex, the fate of the Multiverse's finest university may rest in the hands of a few brave students.

In which the five mascot students track down and cast an ancient protective ritual that banishes Realmbreaker from Arcavios entirely...until it breaks through a few hours later, and the invasion resumes. In the aforementioned casting, Quintorius's spark ignites.

Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10109: Mar 20th 2023 at 11:10:26 AM

It's not confirmed that Quint's spark ignited, so probably best to hold off on edits to any character pages until we know one way or another.

That being said, assuming it did, where do you think he went? His last thoughts before disappearing into light were of Will and Rowan, so I'm betting he's now on Eldraine (joke option: he missed his target and ended up on Kylem instead)

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#10110: Mar 21st 2023 at 1:40:46 AM

And that makes the final Lukka L. This man has taken nothing but L's his entire life. Watch - even the Praetor he and Ajani caught is gonna turn out to have cheated death. Lukka died as he lived - pitifully flailing and never succeeding at what he set out to do.

CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#10111: Mar 21st 2023 at 2:01:29 AM

Elesh Norn, learning of Lukka's death:

(I am going to run this into the ground)

disruptorfe404 Since: Sep, 2011
#10112: Mar 21st 2023 at 2:03:32 AM

Regarding Quint - there was a leak earlier that mentioned Quintorius getting a planeswalker card in Caverns of Ixalan. Seems likely he sparked.

Edited by disruptorfe404 on Mar 21st 2023 at 10:03:45 PM

Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10113: Mar 21st 2023 at 8:32:02 AM

Ixalan: Three Hundred Steps Under the Sun

From Pachatupa to Orazca, Ixalan burns. Huatli commands a desperate band of warriors as they attempt to summon the one force that can challenge the invaders.

Episode 5: Cathartic Reunion

Chandra journeys to New Phyrexia and makes a disturbing discovery.

Edited by Blueeyedrat on Mar 21st 2023 at 8:46:16 AM

M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#10114: Mar 22nd 2023 at 12:54:20 AM

Lukka died the way he lived. A big fucking idiot.

Disgusted, but not surprised
Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10115: Mar 22nd 2023 at 8:53:25 AM

Innistrad: Family Game Night

Created only to kill and conquer, the Phyrexian Machine Legion is virtually unstoppable. Can they survive a Cecani family spat?

Eldraine: The Adventures of Rankle, Master of Love

Sick of all his broken-glass-themed pranks, Rankle's faerie buddies have booted him out of the gang. Will our brave hero manage to find another gaggle of suckers to worship him? Oh, and Eldraine has been invaded by cyborg zombies from another plane.

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#10116: Mar 22nd 2023 at 10:25:03 AM

I feel bad for Lukka I actually really like him.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#10117: Mar 22nd 2023 at 3:42:13 PM

Guy was a Heroic Wannabe at the end of the day. But he was just so bad at it.

Disgusted, but not surprised
Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10118: Mar 23rd 2023 at 8:17:05 AM

Episode 6: The Last to Leave

Norn celebrates her moment of victory. Elspeth makes a choice.

Episode 7: Divine Intervention

Elspeth makes Elesh Norn bleed. Chandra and Wrenn make a break for it.

M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#10119: Mar 23rd 2023 at 7:01:58 PM

Elesh Norn's losing it, and it's glorious.

The other praetors aren't doing so hot either. Urabrask got drawn and quartered, Vorinclex got a horn ripped off by Elesh Norn so she could throw it at Elspeth, and Jin-Gitaxias got an arm ripped off by Norn for daring to argue with her. Sheoldred is already dead too.

Oh, and it turns out Serra's still around after all. And she gave Elspeth an upgrade.

Edited by M84 on Mar 23rd 2023 at 10:05:08 PM

Disgusted, but not surprised
Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10120: Mar 24th 2023 at 8:04:01 AM

Episode 8: Wrenn and Eight

Wrenn makes a new friend and finds an old ally.

Ravnica: One and the Same

Ravnica has never known true justice. Vraska finally sees that—and at the head of a Phyrexian legion, she goes to set things right.

Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#10121: Mar 27th 2023 at 8:15:09 AM

Zendikar: Battles in the Field and in the Mind

Nahiri, daughter of Zendikar, has returned to her homeworld to conquer it in the name of Phyrexia—and has awakened a tool of the ancient kor empire to do so.

New Capenna: The Fall of Park Heights

Once again, the Phyrexians have come to New Capenna. But if Atraxa thinks she can walk right over the citizens of this city without a fight, she's got another thing comin'.

CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#10122: Mar 27th 2023 at 1:31:46 PM

Zendikar does seem to be going through it lately.

M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#10123: Mar 27th 2023 at 7:06:51 PM

"I'm actually starting to miss the Eldrazi."

Disgusted, but not surprised
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#10124: Mar 28th 2023 at 12:10:02 AM

Tazri, dealing with yet another plane-spanning apocalypse crisis:

M84 Oh, bother. from Our little blue planet Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oh, bother.
#10125: Mar 28th 2023 at 12:15:16 AM

"Nahiri's going to use an ancient kor device to doom everyone on Zendikar!"

"...Again!?"

Disgusted, but not surprised

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