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T-bone61 [Today's Jo Jo] (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
[Today's Jo Jo]
#226: Sep 25th 2013 at 2:54:24 PM

I just stumbled upon this FFNet review of Thirty Hs. It was too good not to share:

I am the chainsaw of my fleshbrother

Lava is my lingam and Hellfiresauce is my eyegorge.

I have gouged over a thousand spawnlurkers.

Unknown to Rocketdildos

nor known to Power Metal

Have withstood pain to create many fanfics

But these hands will never devour anything

So as I pray

Unlimited HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORKS

edited 25th Sep '13 2:54:56 PM by T-bone61

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#228: Sep 25th 2013 at 10:16:15 PM

Bah. I like the original UBW chant too much to enjoy inferior variations of it.

Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Nitramy Evil-Smiting Umbrella from Antipolo City, PH Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Evil-Smiting Umbrella
#229: Sep 26th 2013 at 9:30:13 AM

Somehow, the "sudden parselmouth Ron" trope becomes a whole lot funnier when I just realized I wrote in my "Sarkhan Vol reincarnates as Ron Weasley quest" that Ron has the ability to talk to dragons as part of his past life's experiences.

And that talking to dragons lets you talk to other reptiles too, albeit with the odd accent.

Neither goony beard-men nor rainbow-haired she-twinks will stand in the way of my dreams!
Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#230: Oct 1st 2013 at 9:18:25 AM

Someone needs to write a fic where Harry Potter is raised by Norman Osborn.

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#231: Oct 1st 2013 at 9:30:35 AM

Holy fuck no. Why not have him raised by Firelord Ozai while you're at it?

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#232: Oct 1st 2013 at 9:35:30 AM

That would be hilarious. (And I think it actually exists, though it was a cruddy fic.)

Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#233: Oct 1st 2013 at 9:51:20 AM

Indeed. They might be almost as bad at parenting as the Dursleys.

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#234: Oct 13th 2013 at 9:03:36 PM

Someone needs to write a Harry Potter fic where Voldemort has been replaced by Orochimaru.

alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#235: Oct 13th 2013 at 9:18:23 PM

I know I saw one somewhere in which Orochimaru was Harry's grandfather. That one was...interesting.

Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Night The future of warfare in UC. from Jaburo Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
#236: Nov 1st 2013 at 3:58:04 PM

...anybody out there got something fun about Tonks?

(And not Remus. Don't ask me why. I just don't feel Remus.)

Nous restons ici.
MorwenEdhelwen Aussie Tolkien freak from Sydney, Australia Since: Jul, 2012
Aussie Tolkien freak
#237: Nov 1st 2013 at 11:30:53 PM

I've got one chapter of an AU fanfic written as an Icelandic saga on Ao3. Anyone want to read it?

edited 1st Nov '13 11:34:53 PM by MorwenEdhelwen

The road goes ever on. -Tolkien
alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#238: Nov 1st 2013 at 11:31:55 PM

That sounds mildly hilarious. Go for it.

Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
MorwenEdhelwen Aussie Tolkien freak from Sydney, Australia Since: Jul, 2012
Aussie Tolkien freak
#239: Nov 1st 2013 at 11:37:13 PM

[up] I'm curious; why hilarious?

Chapter 1 is here

The road goes ever on. -Tolkien
alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#240: Nov 2nd 2013 at 12:18:59 AM

Mostly just the context collision.

On reading first chapter, it looks entertaining, and from my more-or-less-nonexistent knowledge of that genre of thing sounds basically verisimilitudinous. If that's a word, which it probably isn't.

edited 2nd Nov '13 12:22:09 AM by alethiophile

Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
MorwenEdhelwen Aussie Tolkien freak from Sydney, Australia Since: Jul, 2012
Aussie Tolkien freak
#241: Nov 2nd 2013 at 2:03:50 AM

@alethiophile: Want to leave a comment?

The road goes ever on. -Tolkien
Tuckerscreator (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#242: Nov 12th 2013 at 10:41:07 PM

There's a new chapter of Thirty Hs! Honestly, this chapter is actually kinda beautiful, though still in mind-screwed sort of way.

And if you want to assist the author in the request he makes at the end, the site is here.

edited 12th Nov '13 10:42:21 PM by Tuckerscreator

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#243: Nov 13th 2013 at 12:55:54 AM

...dafukdaijusreed...

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
CDRW Since: May, 2016
#244: Nov 14th 2013 at 12:19:46 PM

Yeah, Thirty H's tends to bring that reaction... [lol]

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fandom Heretic
#245: Nov 14th 2013 at 1:33:36 PM

..... the hell did I just read?

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#246: Nov 14th 2013 at 2:46:21 PM

[up]Say it, brah.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
T-bone61 [Today's Jo Jo] (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
[Today's Jo Jo]
#247: Nov 14th 2013 at 4:39:21 PM

I keep wondering whether or not that's going to be the last chapter, judging by its tone.

...If it were finished, would Secondpillow even give it the 'Completed' tag? Leaving it as 'In-progress' seems appropriately mind-munchy to me.

KhymChanur from USA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#248: Nov 22nd 2013 at 2:20:05 AM

Can anyone recommend some fics where Salazar Slytherin is portrayed as being not evil and/or not bigoted against Muggleborns?

TheHandle United Earth from Stockholm Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
United Earth
#249: Nov 22nd 2013 at 2:23:08 AM

Methods Of Rationality.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#250: Nov 22nd 2013 at 8:43:48 AM

[up]Oh, it does THAT too? Is the author planning on doing Chamber, or is it going to end at Year One with our magical science wunderkind ruling over all?

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great

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