You probably remember Amelia Bedelia from your childhood reading. She's a maid, her employers will tell her to do things (pitch the tent), she'll hilariously misinterpret them (throw the tent into the bushes), and she'll nearly get fired until she whips up a delicious meal that mitigates the hard feelings.
This of course raises the question of why they don't just hire her as a cook instead. The trouble is that when she's directly instructed to do something cooking-related, the same wacky hijinks apply.
Your goal, then, is either to come up with instructions for a large dinner that Amelia Bedelia cannot possibly misinterpret, or to consciously harness the bit-of-this pinch-of-that mystical force she uses to come up with her good meals.
You probably remember Amelia Bedelia from your childhood reading. She's a maid, her employers will tell her to do things (pitch the tent), she'll hilariously misinterpret them (throw the tent into the bushes), and she'll nearly get fired until she whips up a delicious meal that mitigates the hard feelings.
This of course raises the question of why they don't just hire her as a cook instead. The trouble is that when she's directly instructed to do something cooking-related, the same wacky hijinks apply.
Your goal, then, is either to come up with instructions for a large dinner that Amelia Bedelia cannot possibly misinterpret, or to consciously harness the bit-of-this pinch-of-that mystical force she uses to come up with her good meals.
Shoot.
edited 24th Jun '12 9:44:42 AM by DomaDoma
Hail Martin Septim!