Super Cafe: Teens and Titans
All hail Fish Eminem.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody remembers it, who else will you have ice cream with?Venom sure sucks in malaphors.
How It Should Have Ended for Jurassic World 2
How Solo: A Star Wars Story Should Have Ended:
Edited by chasemaddigan on Sep 26th 2018 at 3:34:51 PM
Yeah, it's kinda weird that Han doesn't choose his own nickname.
Optimism is a duty.You know, that manages to make another one of the really stupid fan-wanky retcons even stupid-er.
The whole "no one knows Palpatine's first name is Sheev other than Tarkin" is already ridiculously stupid on its face, but that explicitly demonstrates that it's clearly the norm to have a first and last name. So Sheev somehow coming to (legitimate) power under only his last name is even more ridiculous and pointless.
... goddamn the Extended Universe is freaking stupid sometimes (... most of the time).
Edited by Larkmarn on Sep 26th 2018 at 4:19:24 AM
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.Full version of This Is The Falcon - A Star Wars and Childish Gambino parody.
Everyone is here.
Secret SignatureI didn't see the Agents of Shield anywhere.
Everyone is not there. Not there at all.
One Strip! One Strip!Is every one of those characters they showed owned by Disney, Fox and/or Marvel? I've never bothered to check who owns the rights to TMNT.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"(2)
The only one out of the AOS group who could make any sort of difference would be Quake, what with her, "launch a guy with gravity powers into space" powers.
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!I have trouble giving the "Muggles are worthless" argument credibility when the actual movie features Black Widow and Hawkeye.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.Yes, both of them characters without any super powers. Well, technically there aren't all that many genuine super-powered individuals in the MCU. Tony Stark, Scott Lang, Peter Quill... many of them do cool stuff with technology but that's not the same thing as being a living god or being enhanced with super serum.
It's actually rather interesting how the MCU mixes up its cast with badass normals, explicit supers, and people get their powers from technology or magic.
Edited by Fighteer on Dec 20th 2018 at 10:56:50 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"I was more making fun of Quake for defeating Graviton in the most ironic way possible, but I'd also say that there's a world of difference between Widow and Hawkeye, and the Agents of SHIELD.
Plus most of their contributions would be narratively redundant anyway:
- Coulson's "dead," so that's a no-go. But if he weren't, Steve is already the charismatic team leader.
- Stark's off in space which could give Fitz-Simmons something to do, but IIRC Shuri wasn't snapped, so they have a scientist/inventor whose leagues above Stark and Banner on their side, and Stark and Banner were already leagues above Fitzsimmons.
- May's role as resident badass/ass-kicker is already taken by Widow.
- Mack's role as The Heavy is taken by Banner, Steve, and Thor.
To correct myself Ghost Rider was there and for some reason I was thinking of the Nicholas Cage version instead of the Robbie Reyes one. So I guess that was throwing AOS a bone.
Precisely why that shot of the camera panning around the entire team in the first Avengers is so memorable to me. There's no earthly reason this group should mesh together well and yet it does.
Edited by Soble on Dec 20th 2018 at 7:39:04 AM
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!Credit to the writers on that last point. Also, the Endgame trailer shows Shuri among the deceased. We never saw whether she got Snapped or not in Infinity War. Of course, it also shows Scott Lang, and we know he survived.
While there is a difference between missing and confirmed dead, it's quite a bit more excusable for people not to know what happened to Tony and Scott than for them not to know what happened to Shuri.
Edited by Fighteer on Dec 20th 2018 at 1:37:53 PM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"How Aquaman Should Have Ended
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!I'm not watching that one for sure, until I've seen the film.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"The sharkbait jokes were on point.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody remembers it, who else will you have ice cream with?Jesus, that Martha joke's gonna follow Supes and Bat to their graves, isn't it?
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Honestly, it should. We should never forgive BVS for that.
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.Just like "Alan!" will follow the Jurassic franchise into eternity, as it should.
Edited by Fighteer on Feb 1st 2019 at 9:47:21 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"Spider-Man 3 could use some release from that joke though.
Secret Signature
That short reminded me that Batman, or at least his cinematic portrayal, isn't cool anymore. -sighs-
Also, nice Back to the Future reference. I did not see it coming at all!
Edited by dRoy on Aug 6th 2018 at 10:16:49 PM
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.