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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#826: Sep 4th 2012 at 10:26:13 PM

[up] Wouldn't it be more merciful just to unseal Hell and be done with it?

Elle Since: Jan, 2001
#827: Sep 4th 2012 at 10:34:23 PM

"Merciful" would be missing the point. Waterburned needs an end that will cause dwarfs to whisper its name in infamy for centuries.

ArcanGenth Since: Aug, 2009
#828: Sep 4th 2012 at 11:59:54 PM

Seal off the existing fort exit/entrance to hell. Then, dig a trench/elaborate ramp tunnel from the surface and re-breach hell and unleash it upon the unsuspecting surface.

Bonus points for a strip mine that shines sunlight directly into Hell.

Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#829: Sep 5th 2012 at 12:16:32 AM

And then Rotpar opens the fort :V

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#830: Sep 5th 2012 at 1:36:18 AM

Cult of Rotpar. The Return of the Blighted One.

And behold. In the final days of the first Waterburned the unholy child of Armok, Disciple of the damned, and the forbidden label was welcomed back with open arms. Their suffering was long and agonizing and they begged him for death. The name of Armok dripped from his lips like deadly poison bestowing a final curse on those who followed. Those who did not suffered greatly in the flames of the forts final days. Praise Rotpar Destroyer of Forts.

Who watches the watchmen?
Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#831: Sep 5th 2012 at 8:58:42 AM

Remember that scene from The Dark Knight were the big dude asks for the bomb remote?

"Give it to me, you can tell them I took it from you".

That said, is the current save the current save?

edited 5th Sep '12 8:59:34 AM by Rotpar

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#832: Sep 5th 2012 at 3:01:15 PM

Rotpar is back? GREAT! Rotpar, try as hard as you can to kill this fortress, the militia and I shall fight to our final breaths! We will never give up, nor surrender! We will probably die, but at least we shall die with honor and dignity! And when I get to the afterlife, I am finding armok and punching his face in!

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#833: Sep 5th 2012 at 4:16:31 PM

Pheer: I predict you will have a incredibly lame death.

Who watches the watchmen?
Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#834: Sep 5th 2012 at 4:33:52 PM

Actually, if possible, my goal is to have the surviving founders of Beigeknife survive and abandon the fort.

Anyway, just want to make sure the right file is available before I start.

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#835: Sep 5th 2012 at 5:09:41 PM

I am pretty sure that I got Dorfed after they got to beigeknife I think.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#836: Sep 5th 2012 at 6:00:12 PM

pheer: You are a post arrival dorfed dorf. Well post shit rain swamp and at the new desert location anyways.

edited 5th Sep '12 6:01:06 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#837: Sep 5th 2012 at 6:05:29 PM

See? I can go down in a blaze of glory just fine! Just be sure to give someone the title ultimatepheer when you get to wherever you are running to in memory of me. I may not live on as a dwarf, but I sure as hell will live on as a badass title!

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#838: Sep 5th 2012 at 6:35:08 PM

nah just a dwarf. The new bad ass is Dr. Tentacles.

Who watches the watchmen?
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#839: Sep 5th 2012 at 6:44:07 PM

Has he kicked a demon's head off yet? no? Hahaha, I am more awesome at present.

And besides, that is over in beigeknife, this is WATERBURNED, where demons are less dangerous than fog, and rotpar is allowed to run rampant.

edited 5th Sep '12 6:57:20 PM by ultimatepheer

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#840: Sep 5th 2012 at 7:05:18 PM

Pfft you kicked the head off of an evil snow man. Hardly awesome. The good doctor was in and kicked some ass.

Who watches the watchmen?
Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#841: Sep 6th 2012 at 9:33:58 AM

Got to remember, this is an evil snowman from Hell. So, yes, that is all kinds of badass.

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#842: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:33:40 AM

Not really. Slush demons are easy to kill. Now if Pheer had kicked the head off of say a centipede demon I would have been truly impressed. Seriously folks whack one evil snow man and they want a statue.

Who watches the watchmen?
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#843: Sep 6th 2012 at 1:57:12 PM

I think you just don't want me to be badass.sad

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#844: Sep 6th 2012 at 2:29:10 PM

I was more impressed when you killed the other critters and lost your hand.

edited 6th Sep '12 2:29:19 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#845: Sep 9th 2012 at 6:41:05 PM

Whatever. Is rotpar nuking this fort or what?

Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#846: Sep 9th 2012 at 6:53:57 PM

Yeah, been busy the last few days. Also plotting this final turn, what lasting mark does Waterburned leave?

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#847: Sep 9th 2012 at 6:56:12 PM

I say massive eternal fireball. Or a dwarven ghost army eternally fighting the legions of hell to hold back the tide, with the greatest of waterburned's heroes leading the charge.

Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#848: Sep 9th 2012 at 7:12:31 PM

Part of my plans are building a food and booze stocked bunker for Tuefel and Dorku, as canon, they survive and found Beigeknife.

I think I may need to make a ton of mining picks as well.

Hope the glooms cut me some slack until I'M FINISHED!

edited 9th Sep '12 7:13:01 PM by Rotpar

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#849: Sep 9th 2012 at 7:14:51 PM

Just make sure that people who canonically survive make it to the invincible bunker of Plot and those who are implied to not have are on the front lines.

edited 9th Sep '12 7:15:03 PM by ultimatepheer

Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#850: Sep 10th 2012 at 10:24:17 AM

I work on projects atm. Multiple plans for destruction, one may have already failed.

A few broken limbs and one fatality due to doubleplusungood dwarfthink.

...there are two of me again...

Oh boy, migrants and what I suspect is a minor problem and not Fun.

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.

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