Dwarven House Wife: Oh dear another body on the door step. Tsk tsk. Garbage pick up isn't til the 4th of Moon Stone. I hope he doesn't stink up the apartment. Little Timmy Mac Axewielder is already going insane from daddy being ripped apart by a unholy beast of the legions of hell.
Who watches the watchmen?For Water Burned I would suggest starting a new fort with the same name and explain in a story line of resettlement. After the latest insanity and onset of glooms the fort could "suffer an accident" or a tragedy and the survivors start water burned anew.
For example a burrow could be set outside to wait for the holy embrace of the glooms as the fort falls under the sway of an all engrossing cult and "Walk into the Gloom of Salvation". >:)
Psychotic, lethal, and kills off the fort enmasse. We get the fort in the history of the world and we make a new one in say the same location as a volcanoe or something.
edited 3rd Sep '12 6:23:20 PM by TuefelHundenIV
Who watches the watchmen?Good idea: Say that hell got out again somehow and drove the dwarves out, and only the ones to make it to the new fort managed to avoid the death fog of death
At least come up with a better way to kill Waterburned than that. Like, lock all the dwarves in a room with all of the weapons and none of the food and watch the result or something.
Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.We shall invoke the most twisted and evil rites known to dwarvenkind to pull a single tormented soul back from the pits of hell.
Welcome back, Rotpar. Waterburned shall soon be left in your... capable hands.
edited 4th Sep '12 8:48:07 PM by fishsicles
Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.

Rather. I think I had some sort of occupation but I don't remember what.
Apparently the secret to survival in a fortress founded on the half-opened broken-hinged gates of Tartarus, overblown by pestilent fumes of divine wrath that make you sweat blood and ruled by delusional utilitarian megalomaniacs, is to pretend it's a perfectly normal suburb.
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO