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Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#801: Aug 24th 2012 at 3:29:13 PM

Rather. I think I had some sort of occupation but I don't remember what.

Apparently the secret to survival in a fortress founded on the half-opened broken-hinged gates of Tartarus, overblown by pestilent fumes of divine wrath that make you sweat blood and ruled by delusional utilitarian megalomaniacs, is to pretend it's a perfectly normal suburb.

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#802: Aug 24th 2012 at 4:04:26 PM

Dwarven House Wife: Oh dear another body on the door step. Tsk tsk. Garbage pick up isn't til the 4th of Moon Stone. I hope he doesn't stink up the apartment. Little Timmy Mac Axewielder is already going insane from daddy being ripped apart by a unholy beast of the legions of hell.

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Azreal341 Since: Jan, 2011
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#804: Aug 24th 2012 at 6:18:10 PM

We can fix that. Someone dorf him.

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Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#805: Aug 26th 2012 at 2:51:41 PM

While you're at it, mind dorfing me too? I've just finished a binge of this glorious madness and I want to have dorf!me murdered in staggering ways.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#806: Aug 27th 2012 at 12:56:31 PM

A question occurs.

Given that we have multiple exits, why are we even bothering with doors on the central topside bunker? Why don't we just wall the whole thing off and use the trade entrances?

Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#807: Aug 27th 2012 at 1:03:08 PM

Reconfigure that for noble's chambers?

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#808: Aug 27th 2012 at 1:21:39 PM

The original design was to allow traders access which could be shut and force aggressors over the trapped portion instead.

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#809: Aug 27th 2012 at 1:36:26 PM

Oh, I know what it was originally for. I'm just wondering why we're keeping it that way. Currently its sole purpose is to be targeted by glooms.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#810: Aug 27th 2012 at 1:50:15 PM

No idea.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#811: Aug 29th 2012 at 4:55:31 PM

So who has the fort currently?

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#812: Aug 29th 2012 at 5:00:59 PM

Me, but school has happened. I'll try to get it passed on shortly, or we could just end it here and either move to the new one or start fresh. The framerate is pretty crippling.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#813: Aug 29th 2012 at 5:46:39 PM

For Water Burned I would suggest starting a new fort with the same name and explain in a story line of resettlement. After the latest insanity and onset of glooms the fort could "suffer an accident" or a tragedy and the survivors start water burned anew.

For example a burrow could be set outside to wait for the holy embrace of the glooms as the fort falls under the sway of an all engrossing cult and "Walk into the Gloom of Salvation". >:)

Psychotic, lethal, and kills off the fort enmasse. We get the fort in the history of the world and we make a new one in say the same location as a volcanoe or something.

edited 3rd Sep '12 6:23:20 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#814: Sep 3rd 2012 at 6:21:14 PM

So... who has the save right now, do we know?

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#815: Sep 3rd 2012 at 6:23:49 PM

Good question. Kill the fort and start it over to alleviate lag.

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ultimatepheer Since: Mar, 2011
#816: Sep 3rd 2012 at 6:26:18 PM

Good idea: Say that hell got out again somehow and drove the dwarves out, and only the ones to make it to the new fort managed to avoid the death fog of death

fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
An Ex-Troper
#817: Sep 3rd 2012 at 7:02:15 PM

At least come up with a better way to kill Waterburned than that. Like, lock all the dwarves in a room with all of the weapons and none of the food and watch the result or something.

Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#818: Sep 3rd 2012 at 7:26:45 PM

fish: Everyone dies of thirst before they can go properly mad.

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Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#819: Sep 3rd 2012 at 10:36:49 PM

^Add water supply? (Yes, not booze. Water.)
Lock all the kids separately and kill them off?

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#820: Sep 4th 2012 at 12:47:59 AM

I still like my idea of making a cultist burrow that sits outside and waits for the gloom. Massive blood letting doom.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#821: Sep 4th 2012 at 5:51:22 PM

So we gonna do this or what?

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Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#822: Sep 4th 2012 at 7:46:49 PM

If we plan on killing the fortress.

There is always me.

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
Elle Since: Jan, 2001
#823: Sep 4th 2012 at 7:48:36 PM

[up]

Yes. Cement Rotpar's name in dwarven infamy once and for all.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#824: Sep 4th 2012 at 8:12:25 PM

DOOOOO EEEEEETTTTTTT!

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fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
An Ex-Troper
#825: Sep 4th 2012 at 8:44:31 PM

We shall invoke the most twisted and evil rites known to dwarvenkind to pull a single tormented soul back from the pits of hell.

Welcome back, Rotpar. Waterburned shall soon be left in your... capable hands.

edited 4th Sep '12 8:48:07 PM by fishsicles

Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.

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