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Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#26: May 19th 2012 at 1:10:37 AM

Here's the Wikipedia article about the bidet, in case you have doubts. Also, please, don't use it to wash your hair (true story).

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NEO from Qrrbrbirlbel Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
#27: May 20th 2012 at 7:15:20 AM

It does not squirt anything, at least not the models I know of. It's basically just a sink put at the right height — you fill it with water, then you clean yourself.
Well, in my apartment we have a bidet, and it does have a squirter... I just think I've almost never really used it. Toilet paper does the job nicely.

I mean, if you don't wash your rear after "doing number two", you are basically turning your underwear in a Petri dish.
I've always thought that was the main purpose of the underwear... Not letting your pants turn into a Petri dish.

edited 20th May '12 7:45:25 AM by NEO

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Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#28: May 20th 2012 at 8:00:48 AM

[up]But wouldn't it be nicer to be all clean and fresh?

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AngryScientist Nostalgia from Russia with Love Since: Nov, 2009
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#29: May 22nd 2012 at 11:29:26 PM

A Petri dish that causes no discomfort and is cleaned at least daily?

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