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Indiana Republicans vote to increase Dick length

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GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#1: May 8th 2012 at 6:31:27 PM

They just voted out veteran senator Dick Lugar (5 letters) in favor of primary election challenger Dick Mourdock (8 letters).

Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#2: May 8th 2012 at 6:49:44 PM

I read that as Dick Moredick.

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Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
#3: May 8th 2012 at 6:57:49 PM

[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#4: May 8th 2012 at 6:58:37 PM

whyarentyouclapping.gif

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#5: May 8th 2012 at 6:59:01 PM

Well, I hope this shorter dick knows how to move around.

Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
#6: May 8th 2012 at 7:00:06 PM

...

Well then!

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DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#7: May 8th 2012 at 7:25:23 PM

I'll admit it. Morven's post made me laugh. -golf claps-

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#8: May 8th 2012 at 7:28:55 PM

Dick Moredick is a private dick.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#10: May 8th 2012 at 7:31:31 PM

[up] So, of a greater girth than estimated before?

Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
#11: May 8th 2012 at 7:32:45 PM

Major Moredick?

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#12: May 8th 2012 at 7:33:48 PM

"Dick's stimulus package not big enough" I can already see the headlines.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#13: May 8th 2012 at 7:35:03 PM

Dick Moredick wears Dickie to Dickens Banquet.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#14: May 8th 2012 at 7:35:58 PM

You forgot the Major part.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#15: May 8th 2012 at 7:37:08 PM

Ousting your own guy? That's a dick move, Indiana.

Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
#16: May 8th 2012 at 7:37:20 PM

Major Dick Moredick...

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#17: May 8th 2012 at 7:37:53 PM

"Democrats unimpressed. Major Dick's stimulus package too small"

DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#18: May 8th 2012 at 7:37:56 PM

Well, he's a major dick, right?

Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#19: May 8th 2012 at 7:39:09 PM

Well, I hope he's not a minor, or we'd have to move this to Content Violations.

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#20: May 8th 2012 at 7:40:29 PM

I feel bad for laughing at this...but not that much. [lol]

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#21: May 8th 2012 at 7:42:06 PM

[up] Not by much! But there is so much to laugh about! The funny is just big and long and uncut

edited 8th May '12 7:42:23 PM by ElRigo

Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#22: May 8th 2012 at 7:53:27 PM

[up][up]Don't worry about it, it's just a private joke.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#23: May 8th 2012 at 7:54:17 PM

Guys, don't be a dick about it, what is this, Indiana?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Ekuran Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#25: May 8th 2012 at 8:16:59 PM

This reminds me that time a Cocker Spaniel became governor.

Oh, Dick Nutscocker McDongweenie. How we miss you so.

edited 8th May '12 8:18:59 PM by Ekuran


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