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Thus begins the reign of King Vanilia of the Coke Dynasty

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#76: May 2nd 2012 at 4:25:03 PM

*as if on cue, the army of 10,000 soldiers and 429 armadillos surrounds Rigo*

*evilly* If you can get through them. *smirk*

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#77: May 2nd 2012 at 4:27:11 PM

.....shit.

Now is the time for the Pepsi counter strike force I didn't know about to appear.

-waits-

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#78: May 2nd 2012 at 4:28:16 PM

*waits some more, but while waiting the army handcuffs Rigo, because armies can do that apparently*

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#79: May 2nd 2012 at 4:28:42 PM

Damn you pepsi guys, where is my backup?

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#80: May 2nd 2012 at 4:36:43 PM

That's what you get for putting your trust in an inferior cola, kid!

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Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
#81: May 2nd 2012 at 4:58:33 PM

I like both Pepsi and Coke! gringringringringrin

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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#82: May 2nd 2012 at 4:59:13 PM

THEN SAVE ME PLEASE.

Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
#83: May 2nd 2012 at 5:00:23 PM

Oh ok! grin

here i go smile

*Ultima*

YAY grin

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#84: May 2nd 2012 at 6:48:39 PM

Madness! An ambassador from the lands of King Mexican falling to the temptations of the hated foe, meanwhile our forces are abused and handily defeated? These are truly dark times.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#85: May 2nd 2012 at 6:49:29 PM

[up] In my defense it was a really big gulp.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#86: May 2nd 2012 at 6:51:37 PM

Your sins can be forgiven, but only by committing what is potentially a much vaster crime:

AN ABLUTION!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#87: May 2nd 2012 at 7:03:33 PM

You are gonna have to elaborate on that. I don't speak fancy

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#88: May 2nd 2012 at 7:39:38 PM

Sacrifice a bottle of the Royal Elixer to atone for your sins.

Pour it out, letting naught drink of it but the Earth itself.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#89: May 2nd 2012 at 7:56:31 PM

[up] I could never do that. I would rather die.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#90: May 2nd 2012 at 8:33:59 PM

That can be arranged! *pulls out the royal cell phone to call the army out again*

edited 2nd May '12 8:34:11 PM by 0dd1

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#91: May 2nd 2012 at 9:07:13 PM

Please, as a servant of the King you should at least let a proud son of a noble die at the end of a sword, or a bullet if that's his choice.

You may choose of my sidearms your end, or I can be your second if you wish to commit seppukku.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Zahaele Getting dunked all day from Omaha, NE Since: Jan, 2012
Getting dunked all day
#92: May 3rd 2012 at 6:58:14 AM

-Grabs theater popcorn and GENERIC cola-

Damnnnnn, this movie's turning out to be awesome.

edited 3rd May '12 6:58:37 AM by Zahaele

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And also spiders.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#93: May 3rd 2012 at 7:16:32 AM

-Comes in with a bigger Pepsi cavalry-

Your salvation has arrived!

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#94: May 3rd 2012 at 8:27:20 AM

HEY PEPSI!

We've got a schmuck drinking generic over here. Maybe we should take care of that first?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#95: May 3rd 2012 at 9:25:21 AM

-beheads the shmuck- Love and tolerance BITCH. Now can you guys save me?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#96: May 3rd 2012 at 10:05:56 AM

For GLORY! For HONOR! For PEPSI!

-Sends in the cavalry-

We'll rout you all and go home!

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#97: May 3rd 2012 at 10:23:12 AM

Us Irn-Bru drinkers are waiting for your cavalry with stakes and spike-bottomed pit traps. Bring them on, 8-)

Zahaele Getting dunked all day from Omaha, NE Since: Jan, 2012
Getting dunked all day
#99: May 3rd 2012 at 10:45:01 AM

It appears I am now headless. Oh well. *Promptly heads off (LOL pun) to go haunt and terrorise the lands of the swill-drinking heretical Fantaists*

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And also spiders.
OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#100: May 3rd 2012 at 11:10:12 AM

Pepsi?Pepsi?PEPSI?!

Heretics. Heretics everywhere.

We must show them the one true way of King Classic.

We must not let the servants of sadness and dullness win.

The Great Northern Threadkill.

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