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AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#51: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:24:07 PM

I BLEW UP THE MOON AND BROUGHT OSAMA BIN LADEN, KIM JONG-IL, BENITO MUSSOLINI, TOJO, AND HITLER BACK TO LIFE.

. . .

I also kicked a puppy.

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#52: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:28:27 PM

I ate a grape at the store.

AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
#53: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:33:32 PM

holiday

I celebrate this, and I even I find this ridiculous.

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Sarkastique Hey, gorgeous from Baltimore Since: Dec, 2010
Hey, gorgeous
#54: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:35:39 PM

If pigs could bust you on a whim because you talked about smoking weed on the internet, we'd have a lot of middle-schoolers in the can right now because they smoked "dank fiyah!!!!!" on Facebook.

As long as you don't solicit or out yourself as a dealer, drug-related forums are basically a bacon-free zone. Even then, it's like Russian Roulette with one bullet and a few thousand chambers.

They don't have the time, the money, the resources, the motivation, or, most importantly, the evidence.

edited 21st Apr '12 6:35:54 PM by Sarkastique

Memento Mori
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#55: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:37:42 PM

@Malph - You...you...YOU MONSTER.

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#56: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:50:49 PM

Well, regardless, I'm just paranoid for their sakes. I'm paranoid about a lot of things, though, so, yeah. I SHALL BE VINDICATED SOMEDAY!

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Sarkastique Hey, gorgeous from Baltimore Since: Dec, 2010
Hey, gorgeous
#57: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:53:04 PM

You're probably right.

The War on Drugs is a slow but sure erosion of the constitutional rights of drug-addled and sober Americans alike, so, come sooner or later, they'll be knocking on my door.

Just not today, and not tomorrow. The day after that is a little fuzzy.

Memento Mori
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
GigglesMcYummy wobbledewopple wob woppl from Ohio Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Reincarnated romance
wobbledewopple wob woppl
#59: Apr 21st 2012 at 7:55:20 PM

I wouldn't say cops lurk on Facebook, but you can get the cops called on you for stuff you say over the internet if you're extremely public about it. My friend got a misdemeanor for commenting on a girls Facebook status that he'd love to help her blow up our high school when she said she wished she could blow up the place. somehow someone told the school and they called the cops, who showed up at their houses.

edited 21st Apr '12 9:59:49 PM by GigglesMcYummy

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MrMallard Since: Oct, 2010
#60: Apr 21st 2012 at 8:23:25 PM

I hate when stuff like that happens. A harmless comment from a teenager becomes a threat against good ol' 'Murica.

Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#61: Apr 21st 2012 at 8:29:35 PM

To be fair, people shouldn't be making jokes about blowing shit up in any sort of public forum.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#62: Apr 21st 2012 at 11:16:01 PM

[up][up]Yeeeah, no. Saying stuff like that is pretty inappropriate in any context.

people shouldn't be making jokes about blowing shit up in any sort of public forum.
QFT.

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Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#63: Apr 21st 2012 at 11:21:18 PM

If you're going to go for humour that's that dark, keep it between you and your friends, in private. If you put it out in public somewhere - whether on facebook, on twitter, in a class full of people who can overhear, or whatever - those other people are entirely within their rights to take you seriously and be concerned. They don't know you; they don't necessarily know it's a joke.

I say all this bearing in mind that I have an incredibly dark sense of humour and make jokes in terrible taste on a regular basis. But I keep them to a quick text to a friend or something said in private where no one's going to get offended. tongue

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#64: Apr 21st 2012 at 11:38:28 PM

That's only considered 'dark' humour in America, where school children do regularly murder large numbers of their classmates. Over here it would be taken as a fairly warmed-over and juvenile 'joke' that's been doing the rounds since schools and explosives were invented.

I mean, Alice Cooper did a song about it in the '70s.

edited 21st Apr '12 11:40:29 PM by InverurieJones

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Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#65: Apr 21st 2012 at 11:45:10 PM

My sense of humour is rather darker than that.

Example: I once told a friend that grew up in Namibia, after she complained to me that she hadn't accomplished anything in life, that she had in fact accomplished something most Africans never do - she got out of Africa without contracting HIV.

She laughed. A lot. And then she told me we were both going to hell for being involved with that joke. tongue

I did warn you it was a dark joke.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#66: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:22:01 AM

"...where school children do regularly murder large numbers of their classmates."

Er, "regularly" seems to be overestimating it. It's a distressingly common problem, but it's not like it's something that happens every single day.

Also, that Alice Cooper song, as you mentioned, was made in the 1970s, when people were not worried about school shootings or bomb threats by students and what have you*

. You'll also notice the phrasing, "My school's been blown to pieces," which is distinct from saying "I am going to blow my school to pieces." Granted, if the song were written today I doubt it'd get as much of a pass as it does, but, then, "Pumped Up Kicks" did manage to claw its way to the top of the charts while being explicitly from the point-of-view of a would-be school shooter.

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:22:26 AM by 0dd1

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#67: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:23:45 AM

Er, "regularly" seems to be overestimating it. It's a distressingly common problem, but it's not like it's something that happens every single day.

It seems to happen every few months. That's regular enough, isn't it?

The point I was making about the song is that kids have been saying crap like that for years (it's practically all Bart Simpson did in the '90s) and it's no more serious (in most of the world) now than it was then. It's a sad comment on the state of the US that people feel they have to jump on things like that.

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:26:04 AM by InverurieJones

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#68: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:24:46 AM

I did say it's still distressingly common.

Also, you might wanna fix your quote tags there.

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:25:13 AM by 0dd1

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Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#69: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:25:46 AM

[up][up] I don't think it happens that often. More than it should, but probably one a semester (and sometimes it's a college getting shot up).

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:28:05 AM by Malph

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#70: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:27:19 AM

The point I was making about the song is that kids have been saying crap like that for years (it's practically all Bart Simpson did in the '90s) and it's no more serious (in most of the world) now than it was then. It's a sad comment on the state of the US that people feel they have to jump on things like that.
Call it what you want, but it's a clear-cut case of Values Dissonance. Once Columbine happened, comments like that immediately stopped being funny, and I'd tend to agree with the sentiment that it shouldn't be taken so lightly.

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Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#71: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:30:42 AM

/shrug/

I don't really think anything should be out of reach of a joke, because humour is a large segment of the population's natural way of coping with trauma.

However, I still think that anyone that goes out and knowingly makes a joke about blowing up or shooting up a school in a public place where people may take offense or see it and be intimidated by it is an idiot.

Political correctness is dumb. But, at the same time, anyone throwing up "I want to blow up my school" on Facebook is just an idiot, because someone's going to report that to the police. And they're entirely right to.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#72: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:33:12 AM

To be honest, I don't see that as being politically correct (and if it is, then it's some pretty damn justified PCness). I see it as being sensitive and respectful to those who were victims of these events.

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Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#73: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:36:52 AM

... /shrug/ I know rape victims who make rape jokes. As I said, humour is good for coping. Sensitivity and caring can get along just fine with humour.

I don't go around sharing those jokes with other people, but that's not my point. Censoring oneself for fear of offending people, when speaking to them in private, is stupid.

Censoring oneself when speaking in a public forum, especially one where not everyone knows each other very well, is wise - if only because it will lessen difficulties and likelihood of being taken the wrong way. Not considering what you say when speaking in public... goes beyond being insensitive and in to being an idiot.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#74: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:40:52 AM

You have to take that shit seriously. Granted, 90% of the kids posting that they want to blow the school up are just angry they can't sit around playing video games all day. It's the 10% that are genuinely fucking insane and will actually do it that ruin the fun.

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:41:58 AM by Malph

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#75: Apr 22nd 2012 at 12:41:41 AM

[up][up]Well, that's their own prerogative. Some can cope with it with a greater amount of humor than others. I'd say better safe than sorry, though. "Self-censoring," as you put it (or, as I would put it, knowing boundaries and being sensitive to others), is more advantageous in a sense that it demonstrates compassion and concern for others and, from a more selfish standpoint I s'pose, makes people see that you have some semblance of empathy toward others' emotions and situations.

[up]Much more eloquently put.

edited 22nd Apr '12 12:42:54 AM by 0dd1

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