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Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#26: Apr 20th 2012 at 11:36:35 PM

4/20 and 4/21 also known as Taco Bell's Christmas.

White Castle too.

Edit: Also, Pepsi Co. (being the makers of Mountain Dew and also owning Frito Lay)

edited 20th Apr '12 11:44:47 PM by Malph

Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
#27: Apr 20th 2012 at 11:38:55 PM

Wait, what's today? surprised

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Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#28: Apr 20th 2012 at 11:41:34 PM

[up] Today's International Surprise Drug Test Day.

Yesterday was International Stoners Day.

Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#30: Apr 21st 2012 at 1:23:24 AM

I feel like I should've watched Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back yesterday.

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Sarkastique Hey, gorgeous from Baltimore Since: Dec, 2010
Hey, gorgeous
#31: Apr 21st 2012 at 2:28:29 AM

Didn't even smoke weed yesterday, too busy crashing from everything else I was doing.

Probably going to get baked as fuck this afternoon though since cops aren't crawling all over the place today.

Memento Mori
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#32: Apr 21st 2012 at 2:55:50 AM

I feel like posting online about how you're going to partake in using an illegal substance isn't exactly the smartest thing to do, even if you have 17 proxies up or whatever.

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Completion oldtimeytropey from Space Since: Apr, 2012
oldtimeytropey
#33: Apr 21st 2012 at 3:04:14 AM

To be honest, even the cops in the most hard-ass town aren't going to be trolling on TVTropes looking for pot smokers.

And the DEA couldn't give two shits about users.

Plus, marijuana is a misdemeanor if you have under a half ounce. It's the equivalent of looking up online to see if someone wrote a bad check or something.

edited 21st Apr '12 3:12:00 AM by Completion

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#34: Apr 21st 2012 at 3:24:09 AM

Eh, either way, better safe than sorry.

Not just referring to the above, tho, but also the idiots who brag about it all over Facebook and such.

edited 21st Apr '12 3:25:07 AM by 0dd1

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Completion oldtimeytropey from Space Since: Apr, 2012
oldtimeytropey
#35: Apr 21st 2012 at 3:27:42 AM

[up] That is dumb.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#36: Apr 21st 2012 at 4:04:02 AM

Incredibly. On that note, you know how people always talk about underage kids posting up pictures of themselves drinking on Facebook? I see way too much of that on my newsfeed.

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Completion oldtimeytropey from Space Since: Apr, 2012
oldtimeytropey
#37: Apr 21st 2012 at 5:38:43 AM

"Durr hurr, you can't tell what it is since it's in a red Solo cup."

People are idiots when it comes to Facebook. I barely use it.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#38: Apr 21st 2012 at 8:50:06 AM

Eh, it's not because they're on Facebook I'd say—they'd find a way to be this stupid even without it.

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Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
#39: Apr 21st 2012 at 8:56:56 AM

My policy is "don't put shit that could get me in trouble on Facebook." Worst thing I've posted wasa. Ague veiled threat in response to a not at all vague and very blatant threat.

As far as sites that actually require you to use your real name are concerned, I've never smoked or drunk anything I shouldn't have, or slept with anyone, ever. It's one thing to tell your friends what's going on, and a completely different thing to tell literally the entire planet.

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#40: Apr 21st 2012 at 9:00:38 AM

HEY.

THIS THREAD IS MEAN.

MY GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY IS NOT A DOUCHY HOLIDAY.

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
#41: Apr 21st 2012 at 9:07:06 AM

[up]surprised

Happy birthday Aiko's grandpa! grin

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GigglesMcYummy wobbledewopple wob woppl from Ohio Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Reincarnated romance
wobbledewopple wob woppl
#42: Apr 21st 2012 at 11:56:49 AM

@Odd: I didn't watch any stoner movies yesterday, unless Grandma's Boy counts as one, but I did get really high and be in a car that got pulled over (thankfully it was just because of a missing front license plate and they didn't make everybody get out of the car so they and the car could be searched, which has happened before when my friend got pulled over for speeding and he was driving under a suspended license.

edited 21st Apr '12 12:02:43 PM by GigglesMcYummy

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Sarkastique Hey, gorgeous from Baltimore Since: Dec, 2010
Hey, gorgeous
#43: Apr 21st 2012 at 4:03:50 PM

I wonder if Odd1 has ever seen Grasscitytongue.

A whole forum of druggies the cops couldn't care less about.

Memento Mori
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#44: Apr 21st 2012 at 4:24:54 PM

I feel like posting online about how you're going to partake in using an illegal substance isn't exactly the smartest thing to do, even if you have 17 proxies up or whatever.

You won't get busted for just saying you smoke weed. Anyone can say they do.

And a picture of you smoking on Facebook isn't really proof since it could just be tobacco (it probably isn't, but you can't prove it is).

Also, having anything with a weed leaf on it isn't proof you smoke weed (in fact, it's often proof you don't).

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#45: Apr 21st 2012 at 4:30:13 PM

God I hate this "holiday."

One of my friends always pesters me to do weed with him. I tell him that I don't do weed, and even if I did, I would do it alone, and he still doesn't leave me alone.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#46: Apr 21st 2012 at 5:39:45 PM

@Sarka: Seen it once or twice before, or maybe a different but similar site. I still say that's a bust waiting to happen. And i'm sure there's cops who lurk on forums like that. Either that or they are unaware of it.

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Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#47: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:11:13 PM

Again, 0dd1, they won't arrest you for saying you do something illegal on the internet.

For example: I stole a car earlier.

If they suspect you of a crime. It'll be for some other reason not involving what you said on the internet.

edited 21st Apr '12 6:12:25 PM by Malph

cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#48: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:12:25 PM

i killed obama and burnt down the white house

cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#49: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:12:53 PM

....

where the 5-0 be at, dawg

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#50: Apr 21st 2012 at 6:13:22 PM

Actually, cute, they may take offense to something like that.[lol]

The feds tend to frown on that sort of thing. Just ask Dan O'Brien, who wrote an article about how to kidnap The President's Daughter and got a call from the Secret Service to take it down.

edited 21st Apr '12 6:18:59 PM by Malph


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