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Edited by SeptimusHeap on Sep 10th 2022 at 11:50:32 AM
Has it gotten to the point where we're beating a dead horse yet?
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.Just so you know: I removed the AnonTalk entry in Image Boards as was discussed here forward
Oh wow, 108k words total...
Hmm, protag being named after a hero who rode on a pegasus is quite funny.
Chapter under tag note
Annd there comes the kiss and the awkward moment from it. Author goes in detail about anatomical differences of marshmallow cartoon ponies from actual horses (perhaps that's the "anthropology porn"?), with the hero arriving on a conclusion that she isn't a horse, she's an alien species that superficially resembles a horse and thus it isn't bestiality. Comes along with a Title Drop.
Then goes the usual romance drama with her being sure that he rejects her, him convincing her otherwise, and so on... Get on to the sex already!
Aand we're onto the kiss again. With frenching.
Oh, and anatomy notes, of course, with Dash noting the differences in teeth structure between ponies and humans.
Thus ends the first chapter. Eroticism count: two kisses.
Chapter two under tag note
The second chapter opens up with narration describing how they spent all day sneaking around and kissing constantly.
A note of Lero having a boner gets drowned in Dash wondering about cultural differences of nudity taboo
And her being unable to identify the body language.
Heheheh, "wingtease" (cocktease plus wingboner)
Dash takes a moment to note that she is NOT a lesbian regardless of what the fanon always says.
They then drink tea. Both are drowning and awkwardness and uncertainty. Standard romantic comedy stuff.
Which then sequesters into them measuring cultural differences in courting process. Lotsa cultural differences. With some more Fantastic Arousal to not lose the readers. Of a possible note is that pony culture is polygamous, logically derived from the very low number of stallions in the populace. If this fic ever gets so actual sex, I'm predicting orgies.
But of course it gets into more anthropology stuff instead. We get a new word, fillyfooler, which means lesbians. Looks like a preexisting term in the fandom, although I've never heard it.
A bit more talking about polygamy/monogamy, Dash recounting her failures at hook-ups... And finally they head to the bedroom!
I think I'll just start up the sex scene words counter here and leave the describing it out
edited 12th Jan '13 11:09:10 AM by Adannor
I audit this thread while rarely participating unless something interesting comes up. What you describe above may well be one of the more bizarre things that I have had the dubious pleasure to read about. "Wingboners?" I mean, you have to give some props for creativity, but that is drowned in the sea of pure wrongness of describing how cartoon ponies have sex.
The most surprising thing about this to me is that if ![]()
is not mistaken, the protagonist is actually named Bellerophon.
Someone got erudition stains on their perverted fan-fiction...
edited 12th Jan '13 10:02:20 AM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.Wingboners are a meme from the show. Scene where it originates
- notice Dash's (blue pegasus, I gotta stop forgetting that not everybody would know them names) wings are closed at first, but are spread after Pinkie shows up on the scene.
Also, Buzz Lightyear did it first
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>but that is drowned in the sea of pure wrongness of describing how cartoon ponies have sex.
Eh. The "oh god no, not clopfics" reaction kinda cracks me up to be honest
The fact that it's ponies isn't relevant, is it? What is relevant is the porn quotient and whether it's pedo. Rainbow Dash is an adult pony, so the latter is not in the question. The former is what the review is for.
"Pony" is just a subjective squick factor.
> the protagonist is actually named Bellerophon.
Yes he is. It's hilarious XD
>Thanks for the review that cracked me up.
Ain't finished yet. Didn't even finish reading the sex scene, got distracted =_=
edited 12th Jan '13 11:29:26 AM by Adannor
Correct. Though it does lead to two problems: One, it's not always clear where to draw the pedo guideline for non-humans, age-wise. And two, it can be harder for the P5 to get through if it's something like that. But I (and I think the others, but I can't speak to their tastes) have the same problem with bondage fics, so we've all gotten used to divorcing those feelings from the review. Hey, at least it's not pony bondage.
Writing a post-post apocalypse LitRPG on RR. Also fanfic stuff.![]()
You're saying it's just a version of Something Else Also Rises? Still, it's about sex between characters in an animated kids' show. The fact that the characters aren't even human only makes it worse, somehow.
edited 12th Jan '13 11:49:23 AM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"^^Well, Dash has a job (as do most of them), so they probably count as adults even if no solid ages are ever given. My Little Fetish was clearly using the schoolchildren ponies, so it got nuked fast, but this one does not.
^Yeah, that's the trope.
Aand finished the chapter
Chapter one was ~5k words, chapter two is ~8k and the pure sex scene lasted ~3k.
edited 12th Jan '13 12:20:30 PM by Adannor
The cutie marks pretty much do represent puberty. The episodes about them are crammed full of Does This Remind You of Anything? moments. Having a cutie mark doesn't make you an adult any more than a thirteen year old is an adult.
edited 12th Jan '13 1:04:23 PM by Arha
Same as anything else. As for the animal issue: if they are apparent adults, they pass. Chronological age doesn't really come into play. At least that's what I went by.
"Polite life will fill you full of cancer." - Iggy Pop "I've seen the future, brother, it is murder." -Leonard Cohen

For dealing with these terrible horse puns, someone should pony up a bit of cash for us P5 guys.
"Polite life will fill you full of cancer." - Iggy Pop "I've seen the future, brother, it is murder." -Leonard Cohen