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SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#1: Apr 17th 2012 at 12:11:08 AM

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Apparently some guy in Egypt found out that his wife had starred in several porn flicks with her former boyfriend after finding several videos of her on the internet at some net cafe. Upon confronting her, the wife admitted to it, and now they're breaking up... not too sure how well that's going to end for her, especially in a country like Egypt...

What makes this article really funny though is that the guy claimed that it was his first time ever looking at porn. Honest!

cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#2: Apr 17th 2012 at 12:11:53 AM

Fetishes, my dear friend!!

eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#3: Apr 17th 2012 at 12:32:23 AM

we have the world's unluckiest couple, right here

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#4: Apr 17th 2012 at 12:45:03 AM

It doesn't sound like they are definitely breaking up: from what the article says it can go either way.

Though definitely gives another meaning to "rule 34".

CodyTheHeadlessBoy The Great One from Parts Unknown Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
#5: Apr 17th 2012 at 1:59:41 AM

What makes this article really funny though is that the guy claimed that it was his first time ever looking at porn. Honest!

[lol] He probably thinks that's the first time any guy has ever used that excuse when his wife/girlfriend busts him. That one's right up there with "I just read it for the articles." Sorry Chief, that pool's been peed in for decades.

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
Completion oldtimeytropey from Space Since: Apr, 2012
oldtimeytropey
#6: Apr 17th 2012 at 2:10:14 AM

He's from an extremely conservative country.

I hope she's safe from him.

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#7: Apr 17th 2012 at 2:17:54 AM

This is minor, but... wait wait, he watched, well, adult videos... at a net cafe? Whut?

I too hope that she's safe.

edited 17th Apr '12 2:18:09 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#8: Apr 17th 2012 at 2:31:31 AM

You mean the rest of you don't take porn with your coffee?surprised

SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#9: Apr 17th 2012 at 3:07:25 AM

.......................

"Dad forces son into sex with mom"

"Mom allows rape to save young daughter"

"Husband solicits men for wife"

"'Cheating wife' murdered by lover"

And title was ONLY thing you people noticed on that page?

Heck, did any other people check that article? tongue

IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#10: Apr 17th 2012 at 3:56:01 AM

Well, I did, sort of.

It's just that the other titles are less funny and more horrifying than the first one.

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#11: Apr 17th 2012 at 4:04:29 AM

I think this deserves a Bad Luck Brian image macro.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#12: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:36:21 AM

Hey, Playboy has some quality articles in it.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#13: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:05:14 AM

And I suppose, one reads anatomy reference books for the figures tongue

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#14: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:32:49 AM

[up] Some do. Though they usually don't have access to real porn (and are probably 14).

edited 17th Apr '12 2:26:36 PM by Malph

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#15: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:37:11 AM

I just find the weird part to be that he was looking at porn at a net cafe. Who does that?

Insert witty one-liner here.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#16: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:27:49 AM

People who don't have web access outside of net cafes.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#17: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:35:02 AM

I also am still annoyed at mood whip between this article and disturbing ones RIGHT BELOW IT.

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#18: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:37:21 AM

[up] Arguably they go from less disturbing to more disturbing as you scroll down.

SgtRicko Since: Jul, 2009
#19: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:50:08 AM

[up]The one about the husband killing his 14-year old daughter by tying her to a tree until she died from dehydration and then covering it up was the worst. It's odd though: I know a lot of folks would probably say "well that's the Middle East and Islam for you!", but... that stuff actually happens here as well. Only, we give different excuses when they're caught instead.

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#20: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:52:05 AM

[up] Remember that crazy guy that had her daughters and eventually grandaughters in the basement?

LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#21: Apr 17th 2012 at 8:32:09 PM

@Carciofus: Hey, I have both medical and artistic anatomy reference books, and those are for study purposes! =P

Although the artistic one is disproportionately full of female nudes. Barely any male ones. I wonder why.

Seriously though, the only way a medical anatomy book would get you hot and bothered is if you really like flayed limbs, extensively labelled bones, and diagrams of opened abdominal cavities.

Be not afraid...
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#22: Apr 17th 2012 at 8:33:05 PM

[up] What was the name of the author? That is probably why.

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#23: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:10:40 PM

Seriously though, the only way a medical anatomy book would get you hot and bothered is if you really like flayed limbs, extensively labelled bones, and diagrams of opened abdominal cavities.

There are some sick people out there loni...

edited 17th Apr '12 9:10:49 PM by joeyjojo

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IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#24: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:13:18 PM

Seriously though, the only way a medical anatomy book would get you hot and bothered is if you really like flayed limbs, extensively labelled bones, and diagrams of opened abdominal cavities.

What? You mean I shouldn't? tongue

To be fair though, I personally can't find nude bodies, even when complete, in a scientific context to be in anyway attractive.

Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#25: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:14:03 PM

@Loni: You made me shudder by suggesting that fetish exists.

Because it probably does.

Thanks. Oh so much.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite

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