He probably thinks that's the first time any guy has ever used that excuse when his wife/girlfriend busts him. That one's right up there with "I just read it for the articles." Sorry Chief, that pool's been peed in for decades.
The one about the husband killing his 14-year old daughter by tying her to a tree until she died from dehydration and then covering it up was the worst. It's odd though: I know a lot of folks would probably say "well that's the Middle East and Islam for you!", but... that stuff actually happens here as well. Only, we give different excuses when they're caught instead.
@Carciofus: Hey, I have both medical and artistic anatomy reference books, and those are for study purposes! =P
Although the artistic one is disproportionately full of female nudes. Barely any male ones. I wonder why.
Seriously though, the only way a medical anatomy book would get you hot and bothered is if you really like flayed limbs, extensively labelled bones, and diagrams of opened abdominal cavities.
Be not afraid...What? You mean I shouldn't?
To be fair though, I personally can't find nude bodies, even when complete, in a scientific context to be in anyway attractive.

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Apparently some guy in Egypt found out that his wife had starred in several porn flicks with her former boyfriend after finding several videos of her on the internet at some net cafe. Upon confronting her, the wife admitted to it, and now they're breaking up... not too sure how well that's going to end for her, especially in a country like Egypt...
What makes this article really funny though is that the guy claimed that it was his first time ever looking at porn. Honest!