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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#1: Apr 12th 2012 at 4:24:02 PM

Or rather Rocket Launch Detected.

Some signs suggest it failed in flight somewhere over the China Sea.

ThatOneGuyNamedX Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2: Apr 12th 2012 at 4:26:06 PM

Git to the bunkers 'n git th'guns! . Them commie bast'rds finally decided to start'a war, YEEHAW! *shoots guns wildly*

Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#3: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:48:48 AM

North Korea - Can't launch rockets worth shit.

WW3 isn't coming for a while.

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#4: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:50:06 AM

Either that or the dreaded underwater zombie menace has been ended once and for all.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#5: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:55:31 AM

wild mass guessNorth Korea nuked Ry'leh, saving humanity.wild mass guess

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#6: Apr 13th 2012 at 7:00:17 AM

Hurrah for Kim Jong Wotsisface!

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#7: Apr 13th 2012 at 7:04:32 AM

Well, the thread title was accurate.

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
Icarael is All Elite from The Taguig Sprawl Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
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#8: Apr 13th 2012 at 7:16:24 AM

[up] "Detected". Not "Actually succeeded".

Technicalities, man.

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OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
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#9: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:51:44 AM

Thread makes it look like impending global doom might be looming upon us.

Only 7 replies.

I love you guys.

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ThatOneGuyNamedX Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#10: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:53:20 AM

[up] Eh, even if the world blows up, we still have the internet.

Wait...

Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
Demongodofchaos2 Face me now, bitch! from In a Cultivation World (Ancient one) Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Face me now, bitch!
#12: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:58:23 AM

HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND, BECAUSE THEY BE ROCKETING EVERYBODY OUT HERE!

Watch Symphogear
OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
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#13: Apr 13th 2012 at 9:02:34 AM

Oh yeah, by the way, since it seems my message can be interpreted a completely different way ( as in OS farewell to the world), I must now say that it was totally sarcasm.

'Hey guys, nuclear holocaust is coming.'

' Yeah, whatever, i've got some threads to watch'.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
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#14: Apr 13th 2012 at 9:03:29 AM

don't worry

tropers are unkillable, unfortunately

trust me, i know

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#15: Apr 13th 2012 at 9:46:15 PM

@Spider: If there was a serious threat the thread wouldn't have a meme for a title (it would be called "HOLY FUCK! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!").

@Cute: If that means what I think it means: sad

edited 13th Apr '12 9:47:41 PM by Malph

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
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#17: Apr 13th 2012 at 9:53:35 PM

Wasn't aware the thread title was a meme.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
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#18: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:00:24 PM

North Korea is almost pitiable in its constant failures. Ya know, if they weren't so destructive to its people.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#19: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:05:21 PM

ahhhhhh we're all gonna die

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Bookyangel2438 from New York City Since: Jul, 2011
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
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#21: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:15:55 PM

- flails -

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pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#22: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:04:32 PM

They can't have nuked Ry'leh. The location is wrong. tongue

edited 13th Apr '12 11:05:33 PM by pyr0h1tman8

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#23: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:07:46 PM

Wasn't it rocket to launch satellite? tongue

Title lying for two reasons 1) Its not nuclear launch 2) It failed so title misdirects it in sensationalist journalism way

edited 13th Apr '12 11:08:29 PM by SpookyMask

ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#24: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:29:43 PM

I think they were just trying to get into the whole "space race" thing. I mean, with no Americans the coast is pretty much clear no?

Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#25: Apr 14th 2012 at 4:13:31 AM

Has anyone said: "YOU'RE 40 YEARS LATE!"

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