Hey, it's true. It's also pretty much what Ryuko would say in that situation.
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStarAnd of course, here comes Kirito to crash the party.
He gets points for style, though.
So long as he's just holding the line for his girlfriend and her new friend, I'm actually fine with Kirito being here. Kirito getting to fight the boss, on the other hand...
edited 22nd Aug '15 10:57:57 PM by X2X
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar@Le Garcon I'm sorry, but test audiences became scared and confused without Kirito popping up every six minutes.
edited 22nd Aug '15 11:01:24 PM by Rojixus
And then we see Kirito lying outside the boss room in the Yamacha pose.
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar@ Tsukkomi & Garcon: Kirito is helpless as he watches Yuuki snatch away his girlfriend. One of the other girls in his "harem" kicks him in the head for good measure.
In other news, Hidan is now a ninja dullahan.
edited 22nd Aug '15 11:07:41 PM by X2X
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar![]()
Asuna gets an annulment, but Kirito wins the custody battle over Yui.
I'm 95% joking with all of this, you know.
So, instead of letting the blowfish kanabo simply skewer the immobilized foe en route, you jump up, catch it, and swing around to try to hit him. Genius.
edited 22nd Aug '15 11:13:37 PM by X2X
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStarIt'd be perfect for the next Ace Attorney.
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar

@ Garcon: I think Kirito's folks are dead, which is why he's living with his cousin Suguha and his aunt and uncle.
edited 22nd Aug '15 10:45:03 PM by X2X
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar