178. Punching trees gives you wood.
OH YES!!
179. Tree stumps plus magic equals shrinking.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Master Saboteur
180. Wearing a bodysuit will allow you to endure more hits than if you wore armor
181. Stepping on a mine will automatically set off every single mine in the vicinity.
"Why does everything have to loop back to YGO?" -Guy who ruined YGO
OH YES!!
182. No matter how cute the turrets are, they can and will kill you. Violently. With lasers.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Eradicating your most precious illusions
183. You can instantly travel to deep space using strange teleporting orbs and limbed yanked off of fiery, demonic creatures.
What is this "sense" you speak of?
i seee youuuu
184: Wood can be obtained simply by hitting a tree repeatedly.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
185. No Police/Guards will come after you even if you killed a person in front of their eyes if you stay out of sight or you have clothes/armor with Invisibility enchantments maxed out.
Just a Bug
186. Find a MacGuffin meant for someone else? Loos like we have a new hero!
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
187. Using the proper shield can be tiring but can block anything including weapons larger than you are, as long as you have the energy for it
188. A sword can always be improved by hammering in more metal
edited 6th Nov '12 7:38:00 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
189. Sitting at a bonfire will heal all of your ailments and sometimes allow you to teleport.
edited 7th Nov '12 8:58:56 AM by JimmyTMalice
"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."
Spidophile
190. Sleeping in an inn for one night will heal any wound.
"You're an enemy of art and I pity your ignorance" - Domingo Montoya Help save the rainforest for free simply by going to Ecosia.org.
Tief girl with eartude
191. If you're good enough at sneaking you can punch them in the face without them noticing.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
192. Hands? Who needs hands? You can just use your telekinesis to do EVERYTHING.
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rat's ass? *points at self* Bob Kelso, how ya doin'?
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
193. DON'T EVER PISS OFF THE HERO. Espically if his name is ASURA.
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)
The Saddest Sad Machine
194: All murderersjust want to find a good father.
Uh
ETERNAL
195: Despite how heavily armoured and how good your weapons are. Even a knight in heavy armour with a two-handed sword cannot kill an entire swarm of identical shirtless bandits with butchering knives.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
The True Shane
196: Never give up.
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Master Saboteur
197: Run in circles in a public area all you want; nobody will pay attention to you.
"Why does everything have to loop back to YGO?" -Guy who ruined YGO
200. The justice and police system works on a "cooldown" system; if you evade capture for a long enough time proportionate to your crimes, you will be absolved of all charges.
201. Similarly, if you evade detection for long enough after being spotted in enemy territory, the guards will eventually forget you exist or that there was any breach.
202. People come in three varieties when it comes to swimming. Some can swim and sink underwater freely without the need for air or to fight against buoyancy. Some can swim at the surface but are so incapable of fighting buoyancy as to be unable to dive without special equipment. And some will die from making contact with water at all.
203. You can carry up to 99 copies of any single given item, but you cannot carry more than a certain amount of different items.
204. If your boss ends up resigning from his or her job, be wary that the company doesn't countdown to an explosion.
205. Guards are often very nearsighted, unable to see you unless you're within just a few yards. Similarly, they are often deaf and nontactile, and as such will not notice you even if you are behind them breathing on their neck.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
ETERNAL
206: Women fight with swords, men fight with cannons!
edited 24th Feb '13 8:49:15 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."207. You can kill the hooker to get your money back and a little extra...
208. Drug dealers wear wife-beaters or hoodies and have at least $1000 on them at any given time.
209. You can take your vehicle and get it a new paint job, a new engine, and all fixed up for the low low price of $100-200 cash. The cops will never know.
edited 4th Mar '13 8:34:54 AM by Alucard9295
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rat's ass? *points at self* Bob Kelso, how ya doin'?
Survival Expert
210.In a space zombie outbreak engineering tools are more useful then actual firearms.
211.After punching someone you need to eat a candy bar to replenish your energy
edited 11th Mar '13 8:12:13 PM by Djanchorhead
If you want to make enemies try and change something - Woodrow Wilson
177.Evolution happens when animals find parts of bodies lying on the ground, then attach them to their bodies
edited 4th Aug '12 8:50:29 AM by every108minutes
OPEN DA DOOooOR!