'Multiculturalism,' my keister ... Aztecs need to be killed to the last man standing.
edited 20th Jul '12 12:15:50 PM by Jhimmibhob
140. That nerd you beat at the quiz minigame is an analog for you, You Bastard!.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...141. Little girl, attractive woman or grown man anyone can be a master swords-person with enough practise!
142. There's a huge conspiracy to make sure female adventurers only get skimpy armour.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer143. Bats can dig into meteorites.
144. Floating bikes are capable of supporting over 281 pounds
edited 23rd Jul '12 1:32:25 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)146: Apparently it's "futuristic" to have guns with internal magazines that are dumped and loaded through a breech-like-hatch despite it being impractical as hell.
edited 23rd Jul '12 1:42:29 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
I'll agree with Fire and Ice, but if an Electric Eel can shock things I see no reason you couldn't engineer a human somewhere down the line who could too.
147: The Roman Empire conquered Sparta because Ares was pissed at the Greek Gods.
edited 23rd Jul '12 2:08:08 PM by Journeyman
That's not the same as shooting lightning from your fingers. Electric eels merely give out electric charges from organs in their bodies to stun and kill prey.
edited 23rd Jul '12 2:12:23 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.151. It is physically impossible to climb over a Chain Link Fence.
153. You are not the player. You are a separate entity overlooking the party.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...155. Nose picking can cause you to hemorrhage and die.
156. Time is at a standstill as long as you are indoors.
157. The year is only 40 days long.
158. Monsters can be easily felled by cream pies.
159. If you crotch down and tip toe, no one will be able to see you.
160. If something has a lock on it, it obviously contains some valuable loot, and no one will mind if you bash it open.
edited 25th Jul '12 2:51:03 AM by Lockedbox
165: Villains must be either very quiet or very loud, but be as theatric as possible either way. There can be no in-between.
edited 31st Jul '12 11:35:40 AM by PhysicalStamina
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.170. Gandhi had access to nuclear weapons and he enjoys using them on you.
edited 2nd Aug '12 6:33:55 PM by every108minutes
OPEN DA DOOooOR!172. Predators outnumber herbivores at least 2 to 1. Never mind how that can be viable.
A blog that gets updated on a geological timescale.174: Cellphones can summon objects from Hyperspace.
175: You do not fuck with the chickens, the chickens fuck with YOU.
176: Bethesda Softworks is incapable of creating realistic looking characters.
edited 4th Aug '12 8:09:12 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.

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(Everybody pays attention to the people who substitute numbers and symbols for letters.)
edited 20th Jul '12 12:02:49 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...