687: Hypnosis does not work on magical girls named Paula.*
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...690:Don't get carried away with killing the other team. Someone has to do the objectives.
691:Be sure to adjust your mouse sensitivity properly. It'll throw off your aim if you don't configure it.
692:The safest place you can be in against an incompetent with a sniper rifle is in his sightlines.
693:Never trust any player that uses a Sniper Rifle. (Especially if the said rifle can One-Hit Kill with a torso shot.)
694:Also, never trust an auto-shotgun user.
695:If someone has more than 3 KDR, either he's hacking or your team is utter shit.
696:Use your grenades. It's hard to use properly, but it'll safely clean up an objective if they're bunched up together - to say nothing of bouncing it off a corner and blowing up your enemies without risking yourself.
697:If your team lost, it's partially your fault because you're a part of it.
698:If all else fails, banzai charge the objective and die a heroic death.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 22nd 2024 at 10:32:45 PM
699. Sometimes a mandolin is a stronger weapon than a bastard sword.
Seven colors in the rainbow. Seven letters in the word "rainbow". Coincidence? I think not.700. Hesitation is Defeat. Retreat if you must, but do not hold back; seize the opportunity to attack whenever possible.
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.701. You gotta be Born Lucky to beat some Super Mario Maker levels.
R.I.P.
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Mar 25th 2024 at 6:38:30 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.702. Back on Track is the hardest level in the game.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat703. If an NPC isn't hiding something, they'll probably just die when you complete their sidequest.
Edited by Bisected8 on Mar 26th 2024 at 9:29:33 AM
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer706: It doesn't take much to be able to sing opera in front of an audience
Here's looking at you, kid.707. Drifting is the slowest way to take a corner, unless it isn't.
708. Learn to identify racing lines
! This applies to everything from Mario Kart to iRacing.
709. In general, how fast your vehicle can go around a corner is more important than how fast it goes on straights.
709a. Acceleration is usually preferred over top speed, unless you're racing on a NASCAR track, a drag strip, or an open expressway.
709b. Tires are the most important thing to upgrade unless your vehicle is hilariously underpowered. Better grip translates to better cornering and acceleration.
710. Win with the slowest time possible: it doesn't matter if you're one second or one lap ahead of the guy in second place. Going faster than necessary means higher chances of making mistakes that can cost the whole race.
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.712. You should not let an NPC enter the elevator with a demigod rock or it'll burn them at stake.
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3714. Sometimes a mandolin is a stronger weapon than a bastard sword.
715. Humans evolved from cabbits.
Seven colors in the rainbow. Seven letters in the word "rainbow". Coincidence? I think not.717. ...and young turnips are tax evaders.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!719. Geese are a force to be reckoned with.
Edited by BBGunman on Oct 13th 2024 at 4:45:49 PM
guys im so back720. ...and a different kind of Geese can often be seen falling from a great height.
Edited by logbat99 on Jan 8th 2025 at 3:55:39 PM
It's now time to play the game called Mornington Crescent.721: Please get Brain Bleach if you plan to search up Goombella on Google Images.
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.

686. Never look up Pokémon on Google Images without some trusty Brain Bleach.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.