656. literature clubs are bad news!
657. you shouldn't pick up objects from the scene of a crime.
Edited by KingOfStickers on Nov 14th 2020 at 5:48:55 PM
661. Because not all of us are hardcore enough to singlehandedly beat games that don't allow us to save, Create and Load Suspend Point in Switch Online are heavensends.
662. That being said, pressing on Load Suspend Point at the wrong time will render your half hour's effort moot. Look before you leap, indeed.
Arugula Moondancer663. The Random Number God is blind and uncaring.
663a. Yes, you will get a random encounter just before the save point.
663b. Treat attacks with 95% chance to hit as having 5% chance to miss.
664c. Matchmaking is also under the purview of RNG. Be wary of solo queue.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Jul 2nd 2021 at 12:18:14 AM
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.667. Have a gun on your person, because if you don’t, it’ll result in an infuriating stealth sequence.
SKREEEEEEEONK!668:When you find an ancient sealed Holocron unopened for thousands of years. . Shoot lighting at it.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.669. Pinot and Noir are evil names to give children.
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away670: There will be no more entries to any Mega Man Series outside of Classic barring Legacy Collections despite how much some of them desperately need at least one more.
671: When you're about to commit an act of terrorism using high explosives, make sure to not accidentally wall yourself in with your own bombs.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jul 6th 2022 at 5:56:45 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Edited by Grotadmorv on Jul 6th 2022 at 3:34:54 AM
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away673. Your shoes aren't gonna get you any closer to heaven!
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away674: When The Virus shows signs of intellect, it should NEVER be a part of your new personal biology project.
- 674a: Corollary: If your goal is extinction, then go ahead and ignore the above advice. However, please have the courtesy of presenting an interesting and logical motivation. We players want to enjoy hating you.
675. Most Gacha Game players do not understand how statistics work. it's me, i'm most gacha game players
676. Boys seldom make passes at girls who leave gashes!
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away678: Hands of time will wring my neck, Every little moment spells regret
Edited by PROPLAYEN on Aug 5th 2023 at 7:19:06 AM
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
It's like I'm in some kind of... TV Tropes...
680. If you declare that something will happen in the chat, the opposite will.
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human681. Sprinklepills aren't an invention anyone needs.
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away682. If Otacon loves someone, they must die. No exceptions.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat

646. Sakurai hates Waluigi.
647. The Gamecube menu music is the definition of poignant.
648. Tails can die infinitely (At least when he's an AI).
649. To Kirby, his strawberry shortcake is serious business.
650. They cut Stormy Ascent for a reason.
651. Not doing tasks makes people think you're an impostor.
652. Never dig straight down, capisce?
653. The Test of Strength is bound to be the breaking point for many a gamer.
654. And then you have to endure the button-mashing pain all over again a little while later.
655. Kicking turtle shells is satisfying
Arugula Moondancer